Nightmare (Nightmare - painajainen merellä)

Help me!

- What took you so long? - I was taking care of something.

- Is my bride ready to party? - Did you forget? I'm your wife now.

But we'll have our wedding party here and our wedding night.

- That's why you bought this cruise? - I want to impress your friends.

But mostly I want that wedding night.

- Peppi. - Oona!

Fantastic. You made it!

- I guess you're Sergey. - That's me.

Where are the others?

An empty suitcase that you can fill up on your way back.

A few bottles of booze will definitely fit in there.

Your neighbour is a great guy and knows best.

A great guy indeed.

I told you to remember to take the keys from the hallway table.

- Why listen to me... - I can pick the lock if need be.

You've been drinking.

You know it's...

It's a sacred combination.

Sea and booze, that is.

Amen to that.

Let's go.

Some gentlemen you are.

I'll help you.

They won't let you board.

For being drunk? That'll be the day!

I can't let you board.

What have I done?

I promise to go to bed early.

Please leave.

We'll look after him. Our friend's wedding party is here.

I'm the best man so...

- I'll give a speech... - I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to imply that I care about your poor excuses.

He can only blame himself. Let's go.

Don't mind me.

I'll get on that ship somehow.

Great to see you. It's been a long time.

That's my boyfriend Jiri. Consider him your friend.

- Fantastic to have you all here. - Except Joonatan.

- He got so wasted they didn't let him board. - Oh no...

- He'll get on board somehow. - How?

I don't know!

- What's that? - A life raft. It's inflated before use.

Are we there yet?

What the hell's your problem?

Is this a joke?

I guess Joonatan didn't make it.

- Should we find our cabins? - Yeah. Why wait here?

- Hi. Could you show us our cabin? - Sure.

Oh, you're Mr. and Mrs. Kuula. Congratulations.

Thank you for choosing our cruise line. I'm Tessa.

- Well, aren't you enthusiastic. - I'm new. I still have the energy.

But you're a welcome change -

to the bingo-playing pensioners and rude teenagers.

- When is the bingo, by the way? - I'll show you to your cabins.

This way.

- A beautiful view! - Ocean view on both sides.

- If you need anything, call reception and ask for me. - Thanks.

- Did you pack the camera? - It's in the other bag.

Let's take photos of the ship leaving. Did I say something wrong?

- No... - Let's go then.

It's weird that you guys are married. We were kids not that long ago.

How's your love life?

Help. That's Miro.

Jardin has a conference here. I didn't realise Miro'd be here.

He's our old friend.

- Say hello. - No way!

- You kissed and made up ages ago. - But we haven't been in contact.

- Don't you want to know how he's doing? - Fine, judging by his clothes.

You look fantastic. Show him what he missed out on.

Ladies and gentlemen, the crew of the Princess Maria welcome you...

Are you too successful to say hi to your old friends?

- The number one team of Pihlajakatu. - With an extra player from abroad.

- How come you're in Finland? - Just visiting.

I have friends here, too. Kaukovaara!

What are you doing here, Sampo?

- I'm working. - He's my employee.

- What are you doing here? - My husband and I are on our honeymoon.

- Oh. You've been busy. I mean, congratulations. - Thanks.

- Everything's ready. - OK. Let's go.

- We must go. See you around. - So long.

Japan is the next target of Jardin cosmetics, like I mentioned before.

We're pioneers. We won't settle for what we have already achieved.

That's why you're here.

Thank you.

- That was brilliant. - Shoddy work on those PowerPoint slides.

- What do you mean? - They looked cheap.

My bad. I should've hired a professional.

Your marketing presentation rocked.

Sorry, I didn't mean to startle you. Can I sit with you?

- Who knew we would meet here? - Right.

- How're things back home? - Dad flies, Aino is a chav girl, Otto's a nerd.

I guess I owe you another apology.

For trying to sabotage all my relationships?

For everything.

I was an idiot, but just a kid back then.

- I'm sorry, Peppi. - I've done stupid things, too.

I can't afford to judge others.

- Let's be friends. - Sure.

- Oh, I forgot to congratulate you. - Thanks.

How did your love story begin?

Against all odds, so to speak.

- I might be buying a ring, too. - For yourself or someone else?

- Tell me everything. Who is she? - A nice girl.

- Those are the best. - You're lucky in that regard.

I'm Peppi's half-brother and know her well.

See you around.

I used the zombie's laundry turn. No one can save me!

Oh no, look at that.

Leave that poor boy alone!

My hero!

No way...

- Did you make this yourself? - Oona wrote and directed.

- Miro was the cameraman. - It wasn't filmed in one go. We argued a lot.

Hey, hey! Play Paranoid!

Try to behave!

- I'm sorry. - Watch where you're going!

- Fucking fatso. - Baby, calm down.

I don't want to end up in court again. Wait for me!

Typical Finnish cruise passengers.

Luckily, you're so much cooler.

I haven't been on a cruise for a while.

- I don't even remember my last time. - Well, I do.

- Let's do the mandatory dance moves. - Sure.

What was that all about?

Peppi's last cruise went sour.

She smuggled drugs from Estonia with Topi.

Topi died of an overdose.

I didn't know her drug problem was that serious.

- Luckily, she got out of it. - Sort of.

Sergey is her former dealer.

He's no longer involved with drugs or any criminal activity.

How would you know?

She's happy with him.

- We'll see how long that lasts. - You're no expert on relationships.

You'd better shut the hell up.

I'll get a drink.

It'd be terrible if we ruined their cruise.

It's not their fault we just broke up.

- I guess we'd better behave. - Then don't badmouth Sergey.

He paid for our cruise and it's their wedding party.

- 3.50 euros, please. - I'll pay for that. Bring me another.

You don't have to.

- Max. - Oona.

Will you join me?

Sorry, I have to get back to my friends.

But thanks for the soft drink.

Are you feeling ill?

- Because of Topi? - That too.

When I'm asked how we met, I can't say I was high on drugs.

- We are together because of drugs. - We met on a beach, remember?

You wore a red dress and our eyes met through the crowd.

I bought you an ice cream and you kissed me.

Oh? Like this?

More passionately. You were so excited.

- No, you were. - You bet I was!

I went shopping. You were sleeping so soundly, I didn't want to wake you.

Sergey?

Are you there, honey?

Hi there.

We'll conquer Japan next.

- Were you inspired by our teen years? - Maybe.

Asia is a big market.

You're a big shot then.

You're no longer a goblin girl.

I've missed you so much.

- Why didn't you leave with me? - Are you serious?

We'd live together at my pad in France.

It wasn't that simple!

Yes, it was. We loved each other.

You knocked Peppi up and kept it a secret!

I thought we were past that.

Why are we having this conversation? No need to rehash ancient history!

- Was anything taken? - No, but I'm sure someone was there.

Maybe the shower was broken.

- Why break into your cabin and not steal anything? - I don't know.

Calm down, baby. You've seen ghosts everywhere lately.

- Let's relax, no more jitters. - Yeah!

- Where's Oona? - She's with Miro.

Rekindling an old flame, eh?

I'm sorry, I was upset...

- This is lovely. - True.

- I could use a shower. - I'll come shortly.

Is someone there?

Who's there?

Boo!

- You're an idiot! - Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Relax. There's nothing to fear here.

- Do you want some bubbly? Courtesy of the cruise line. - By all means.

One moment, please.

I'm sorry, you can't smoke here.

You make me feel like home with you nagging.

I'll ask them to join us.

- Why does Sampo have to be here? - He seems like a good guy.

- He's a desperate loser. - How come?

He's always been like that. I don't think he's changed.

- Isn't Oona with you? - No.

- I thought she's been with you. - I haven't seen her for hours.

- We argued. - Oh no! Is she moping somewhere alone?