Ms. X

Thank you, Mrs. Jones.

Next.

Welcome back, Mr. Roberts.

Got it.

Your country looks like a farm.

Well, there are 25 million sheep.

Stop talking.

Puta.

Take the loaded magazine.

And with the bullets facing forward

and the numbers facing back,

you would insert it like this.

For demonstration purposes, I'm going to take the empty one,

- bullets facing forward... -

Oh, looks great.

You are such a bad liar.

I wish I never did filler.

It's ok to have a midlife crisis

and you could be perimenopausal.

Oh, my God, I don't want to know how you know about that.

I read things.

Security guy said he's done. I'm gonna get a ride with Dylan.

- Is that okay? - Okay, sweetie.

Mom?

Hey.

Are you wearing makeup?

Catching the bus.

He says everything's controlled by your phone,

but blow me down if I can figure it out.

I'll go and get my other glasses.

All done.

Place is rigged tighter than a camel's ass in a sandstorm.

Hey, listen.

For an extra five hundy,

I can install an off-market feature

I've created to scare off intruders.

If you yell rape, it triggers this.

Police! Come out with your hands up!

- Police! Freeze! - That's... great. Graham.

You can add that.

Hi, sweetheart.

Don't sweetheart me!

I was talking to the dog.

You're the one who wanted this divorce.

And now we've got lawyers who want to suck--

They're ready for you.

Thank you.

You are not getting half my fucking assets, okay?

Don't be silly, Darren.

I never wanted just half.

Hello?

Hey. I didn't expect you.

Hey. Oh. What happened to your?

I... walked into a cupboard.

Oh. Were your eyes open?

It's a long story. Listen, I'm sorry to bust in like this.

No. Oh, my God, that's totally fine.

- You can meet my fish. LeBron. - LeBron?

Yeah, yeah. It's ironic because he's, he's so small.

Yeah. Um listen I... don't want to freak you out.

Why would you freak me out?

It's the police.

They have a photo of you in the jacket

leaving Jerry's hotel room.

It's on CCTV. They think you killed him.

I'm sorry. Just...

I'm a suspect in a murder case,

and the police have me on camera?

Then yeah, that's,

- that's gonna freak me out. - It's a blurry photo.

- You can't quite tell it's you. - What if I go to prison?

What if I go to prison?

What's going to happen LeBron, for a start?

Listen to me. All you have to do,

you just have to get rid of the jacket, okay?

No. What? No.

- No way. That is my dad's. - Yes.

If the police know that that jacket was

right outside the door right before Jerry, you know...

No. No way.

- I mean, absolutely not. - You were the last one there.

What about sexy blonde face?

Did she have to give up her favorite jacket? No!

Oscar, just get rid of the jacket,

then there's nothing tying you to the photo.

- Oh unless I find her. - Oh my God.

And then I can take her to the police myself.

How are you gonna find her?

- You don't even know her name. - That's true, but I could,

she's probably a criminal or criminal adjacent.

So all I need to do is look

at photos of blonde woman that have been arrested.

Stop. Just burn it.

- I'm not listening to this. - Damn it!

And you are crazy if you think that I'm burning that jacket.

- I have to go to work. - No way, no way, no way.

Wait. What do you mean, work?

We need to talk about this photo.

Mia, wait.

Arna?

- Hey. - What do we have?

Uh, jogger spotted something in the river

earlier this morning.

Called it in at 7:17.

One of our cars in the area came down at 7:26.

Found this.

Jesus.

Single gunshot wound to the head.

Looks like a hit.

Anyone touched him?

Only to pull him out of the water.

Why would he be carrying his passport?

Let's have this run through the system.

Send me an address as soon as you have one,

I'll inform the family.

Yeah.

Fuck, it's getting brutal out there.

Oh, there's our new nurse.

Welcome, welcome. How are you going?

You settling in okay?

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

I hear you, uh, know your way around a rubber glove.

Sorry. Uh, Bridget told me you were a paramedic.

Oh, yeah. Briefly, in a past life.

Well, I hope it's not too boring for you here.

You know, doling out Panadol and plasters.

It's perfect for me,

you know, after everything. So...

Yeah. Yeah.

I did want to say how sorry I was about Jerry.

You just never know what's going on for a fella, do you?

Mm. Yeah. You really don't.

You wouldn't know it to look at me,

but I also had, you know, that depression.

- Yeah. - Oh. Yeah.

It was my divorce that pushed me over the edge.

- Oh. - My ex-wife took everything.

Now I'm in a single bed in a studio apartment,

back to my 20s.

This place, it's all I've got to live for now.

Genuinely.

Oh, what happened to your eye?

Looks like you got punched in the face.

Sorry. Uh, I will go.

Welcome aboard and haere mai.

Yep, it's the official welcome here.

All right. Thanks, everyone.

Remember Thursday, study group 3:30.

I want some more names on the board, please.

And don't forget to bring your textbooks

back next class, please.

Assignments are due Friday.

Come and see me if you need an extension.

Hey, I just wanted to say thank you

so much for your help with my speech.

And I know you like coffee, so here's just...

Okay. Thank you.

Oh, you didn't have to do that.

Um, I made some changes based on your notes.

So you, are you busy?

I'd love for you to go through it again.

Bugger. I've got a meeting over lunch.

Listen, I'm.

I'm doing a reading on my book this week.

Why don't you come along?

We'll go through your speech after.

Yeah, I'd love that. That'd be, um. Yes.

- Yeah. - Great.

Thanks again for the voucher.

It was really thoughtful.

Hi.

Can I help you?

Uh, yes.

Do you know a Jose Roberts?

Jose.

It's me, I'm Jose Roberts.

Right. Uh, I'm a detective with the Auckland Police.

Oh, cool.

Do you mind if I come in? I just have a few questions.

Uh, yes,

but I better ask my wife.

Sorry, I'm sorry I'm late, Spides.

Never get married, mate.

I swear, that woman, she like, she, she grinds my gears.

So where's the guy?

I thought he was supposed to meet us here.

- Maybe jet lagged? - Nah.