The Boulet Brothers' Dragula

- Previously on Dragula.

Hello, uglies.

You're not a monster,

you're a trigger-happy alcoholic.

That's what I said, bitch,

you gotta pop a Xanax every 10 fucking minutes.

- Tonight we've challenged our monsters

to serve us their most sickening Cenobite looks.

- One of you shined just a little bit

brighter than the rest.

James Majesty.

Felony, Erika, Monikkie, you're up for extermination.

- Hey, are you sure this is where it is?

I have told you 1000 times.

My sources are trusted and I know that he's here.

I can smell him.

Come on.

No.

It's there.

The body's there.

- Israel, get your shovel and dig it up.

Could you hurry up?

I'm getting exhausted watching you do all this work.

Get going.

Is it him?

- I'm not sure, I'm not sure if it's him.

Israel, get him up.

It's him, it's him.

Let's go, let's go.

Easy, easy.

Alright.

Alright, we have to move fast.

Tom, I need the pliers and could you cut me a little wire?

Now he looks ugly.

Here, use this.

Oh yes, yes.

Alright.

Ooh, he's in better shape than I thought.

I think he's ready for some voltage.

Alright, now listen.

I've only done this once before so be very careful.

When I count to three connect him but not a moment before.

Okay.

One, two,

no no no, I said three.

It's working, it's working.

Okay, let them go, not too much, not too much.

Alright, the final ingredient

will really breathe some life into him.

- He's breathing, look, look. - Yes, yes.

Yeah, you're closer. - Look.

- Alright, move the shroud, move the shroud.

He's alive.

He's alive.

There there darling, welcome back to the land of the living.

But save your strength, you're not ready quite yet.

You have to rest just a little bit longer.

Soon, soon.

¶ Drag

¶ Filth

¶ Horror

¶ Glamor

¶ Dragula

¶ She's a killer

¶ Queen

¶ Dragula

¶ She'll make you

¶ Scream

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- The winner of Dragula receives

a cash prize of $10,000 courtesy of dragqueenmerch

and the title of Dragula,

the world's next drag super-monster.

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Where are we going?

Whoa, no no no no no no.

Don't kill us, we're already dead.

- Okay. - No no no no no.

- Okay. - No no no no.

- Where is he going first?

Where's he going, where's he going?

Oh my god.

So she's just--

- Anyone get blasted on your--

- Yeah yeah yeah, five stars.

- Well, there goes our ride. - I'm going Squanto.

Where'd they leave us at?

Talk about a pump and dump, they really unloaded us.

There's, like, nobody here.

- Who do you guys think went home?

- I'm guessing Monikkie went home.

Her outfit was bullshit.

- Nah, she's fucking tough, like.

- But Erika was a little bright for the challenge.

- Oh, Erika was really bright.

- I think Felony went home because she is the baby queen.

She does not have enough experience yet.

Monikkie has to go home.

She's just basic.

Maybe Felony, she looked just like Pinhead.

- What did you think of Felony's costume?

I kinda liked Felony's.

- I liked it. - It was good

but it was by the book. - It was unoriginal.

- It was like, this is Hellraiser

verbatim. - I liked her more from behind

than I did the front.

- It just looked like glitter.

- Yeah. - That's all you could see

in the front. - I liked it.

Wait, who's that?

Who's coming?

Is it a mirage?

- Oh. - Gee, I wonder

who that could be.

My god.

- They're wearing hip pads.

- Oh, oh, she's back in. - Monikkie!

- As I see Erika and Monikkie walking up,

I'm pissed because Felony's gone

but I'm happy 'cause Monikkie's back.

Excited to see Monikkie.

Not excited to see Monikkie's pads.

It was really bad. (laughs)

Konnichiwa everybody.

As I'm walking up I can tell

that some people are surprised to see me

but I can tell that other people

are also really happy to see me which is nice.

They fucking put needles through us, bitch.

- Shut up, no they did not. - No, where?

Show me.

- They pierced me right here. - They said

you guys are gonna be a human pin cushion

and I was like...

I looked back and I was fully gagged.

- Nothing really scares me anymore.

I recently went through the roughest, scariest time

in my life and it was about three years ago

when my mother committed suicide,

so just going through that whole thing

and dealing with all of that emotion,

nothing can really scare me or take me out of my element

because I think I've already gone through the worst

as it is.

- Ouch. - So they kept going up

in thickness and this was,

right here and it came out,

it went in here and then came out right here.

What was it,

eight gauge? - Eight gauge needles.

So it was like big, bitch. - It was big.

- How many did you do? - 21, total.

- 21. - 21 needles

in your arm?

- And you guys know I've never gotten anything pierced,

I've never had any tattoos. - Tattoos.

- I'm the most innocent one out of everybody, it looks like.

- It really fucked with me mentally for a while.

I had to really psych myself up to do it

and it was just like

the pain is in your mind, the fear is in your mind,

and the more I took the easier it got, almost.

- You know, no shade-- - It was sore.

- But I'm really surprised that--

- I know, I totally get why you guys are just gagged.

- I would totally freak out. - But you know what,

when it comes down to it-- - what, child?

You know, Felony, (grunts)

I didn't find her to be that interesting as a queen.

- She got clocked for wearing club kid shoes.

Yes.

- And they were like you cannot wear club kid shoes--

- So nobody wears club kid shoes.

- No one wears club kid shoes. - Yeah, nobody do that.

You will go home

if you wear club kid shoes. - You will go home, so.

- But she also seemed kinda defeated too.

- Yeah, because when she was done

she didn't wanna talk to any of us

and that was just it.

- Well, congrats, ladies.

Yeah, right.

- Just happy you're still here.

Better than me.

Girl, I'm not going home.