Phoebe vs. Max

And that's how you get

Uh,

Don't tell him, Cherry.

at Cole Campbell

the courage to ask him out.

Don't tell him what?

Go ahead, Max.

Make fun of me.

I'm not gonna make fun of

You're not?

"He's so dreamy.

"I want to marry him.

His hair smells like

Come on,

No way.

You will never see me acting

over some stupid guhhhh...

Hey, Romeo,

Uh, that's different.

She's my dark empress

a muse to stand by my side

Uhh, on Halloween.

Gotta go.

Cole's about to leave.

But I'm nervous,

I turn into a motormouth.

Oh, that's too bad,

Hey, Phoebe.

Hey, Cole, how are you?

"How are you?"

Obviously, you're fine.

I mean, for all I know,

or gout

Um...

So I was wondering

for frozen yogurt sometime?

You do?

Oh, good.

One small thing:

that they have to meet

parents.

You think they could meet yours?

Okay, well...

when?

Ow...about tomorrow?

Maybe after dinner, or you can

Your parents eat dinner,

Stupid question.

Of course they eat dinner.

Does your family like croutons

'Cause some people do,

Okay, Phoebe.

We have to get to class now.

Why did you do that?

You'll thank me later.

Guhhh...

You'll also thank me later.

Hit the turbo.

Hit the turbo!

You guys will never guess

An asteroid was heading

and you single-handedly

And then melted it into

breath?

No, a boy asked me out.

Yeah, we're done here.

What he said,

A boy, huh?

I think your mother and I

to be dating.

Is it Cole Campbell?

Uh-huh.

That is so exciting.

I know.

Oh, also, his entire family

for dinner tomorrow night.

'Kay, bye.

You invited a family

house?

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

No non-supes in the house

You lift that,

the house'll be full

yappin' about nonsense.

"I like boys.

"I like dancing.

Let's go to horse camp."

Come on, like you're not

want to have

any of your friends

Not one?

No, because when non-supes

Mom.

Max.

C'mon, Dad.

Cole's parents just want to know

Sure, bring 'em over.

Billy can super-speed

while Nora zaps laser beams

So you're good with it?

Honey, we moved to

to be a normal family.

That means keeping our powers

You're going to have to cancel

Yes,

Up top.

How are we supposed to have

if we can never have anyone

But don't worry.

I probably won't cry at all.

Wait.

Maybe we can make an exception

Barb.

We're both gonna be here,

And the kids

Please, Dad?

Well...

Okay.

Thanks, Dad.

I don't even know you

That kid took your lunch.

Dark empress strikes again.

Sorry.

Don't be.

I'm a big fan of your work.

I don't suppose you'd want to

Too late.

I already grabbed yours.

If you like that, you'll love

Pheebs,

You forgot your password

It's your birthday.

It's my birthday?

Oh, oh, no,

Okay.

I was doing some research

and look what I found.

Photos from Cole's

Yeah, that's not a hotel.

It's their house.

And that's their pool.

Oh,

Is he feeding that horse

If I were you,

What are you saying,

that my family's

His parents are on the cover

Snob and Country.

I have to go home now.

Wrong locker.

Thank you.

Two hours till dinner.

Is everybody almost ready?

Why else would I be getting

Now, if I could just nail

Time for my monkey drink.

Phoebe, think fast.

Dad, think fast.

My monkey drink.

I guess they don't make pants

They don't make you

Who wants a snack?

Oh, yeah, baby.

Hot! Hot! Hot!

Okay, stop, stop, stop it,

Something wrong?

Yes, your pants are ripped,

and you're all spitting up

What do you think Cole's

is going to think?

Honey, they're just people.

No, Mom, they're not.

They wear fancy clothes

and they don't drink

Well, what are we,

Look, I'm just asking you

that we can be as fancy

so they'll let me hang out

Please?

Okay, sweetheart.

We know how important tonight is

Yeah, and who knows when

Don't worry, Phoebe.

We're going to make

You are going to make

I have to.

If this dinner goes well,

Dad'll lift

and I won't be able to do

Your dancing?

No, my superpowers...

and occasionally the dancing.

So what do you got planned?

'Cause ol' Dr. Colosso

You know, back in the day--

I know, before my dad

you were the world's

I'm still big, kid.

It's just my poops

Let me tell you