One Tough Cop

Yo, what you got in the bag, man?

Get that, get that.

Yo, it's probably money in this fucker.

Shit, he looks thirsty.

Here you go.

Oh, shit!

Stop, motherfucker!

Yeah?

Don't fucking move.

Drop it!

You got the right to remain silent,

now shut the fuck up.

Let's go.

2595 ground to central,

we got two under arrest for robbery,

we're taking them back to the house.

10-4.

Units, we have a hostage situation.

Man with a gun at La Marquessa.

Ooh, we got a gun fight to go to, pard, saddle up.

Yo, what do you mean gun fight?

Get in.

You can't take us to a gun fight.

Look, man, we know our rights!

Hey, listen, this is the price you pay

for costing us gas and a citation us on our beat.

- Now get in, let's go. - Come on, man.

We know our rights.

How the fuck we supposed to know your cops?

Hello?

Hey, Chaz, what are you laying on Philly tomorrow?

All right, put me down 50 times.

Watch it, hey, fellas,

- step back over the line. - You got damn debts

all over town, what are you trying to bury yourself?

Don't worry about it, it's not my money I'm betting.

Who the fuck's money is it then?

The bookie's, I won yesterday.

Duke, Chinese arithmetics aside,

your thing ain't gonna hold.

I don't wanna be around when they start shoveling dirt.

What we got?

Spanish guy, shot his wife then the store cop,

then he grabbed a kid,

ran over to the produce mart over there.

Looks like a child custody thing.

Anybody establish contact with the geek?

No, he's wounded and threatening to kill himself

and the kid if he doesn't get a pass out of the building.

Yo, Popi, you okay?

Listen, Popi, my name is Bo.

I'm gonna come in there and I wanna talk to you, all right?

You hear me?

Not a great time, motherfucker.

I'll take my little girl with me, man.

I swear to God, man!

Take it easy, Popi, huh?

There's a way out of this thing.

And nobody else has to get hurt.

Now in a minute, I'm gonna come in there

and I'm gonna throw my gun on the floor.

Watch out.

I'm even gonna take my shirt off,

so you can see I ain't armed.

If he gets me, you make sure you shoot this cocksucker.

If he gets you, I get to go home early.

Fuck you.

Okay, Popi, here I come, nice and slow.

Wait, wait.

My partner don't need no help.

You see my gun?

Okay, now I'm gonna slide it on the floor to you,

nice and easy.

Here it comes.

How you doing?

How it look like I'm doing?

Tell those cops to get back, man,

I'm not fucking around!

I can see that, Popi.

I came here in 'cause I wanna help you, all right?

Man, I love my wife.

Man, I love my wife and she cheated on me

with my own brother, man, that's fucked up, man!

I hear that.

That is definitely fucked up, Popi.

Now what do you say to letting me help you, huh?

What do you say you and me make a little trade?

You let your daughter go and you hold on to me.

You don't mean shit

to me, man.

I'll kill you right now.

Look, I ain't no hero, okay?

I don't wanna die.

You're the boss.

I wanna help you.

Let her go and you take me for a hostage.

I'm a bigger shield for you.

Please, Popi, let me go, please.

Come on, Popi, let her go.

Bye, motherfucker!

Hey, Popi!

Stay the fuck back, assholes.

Stay with me now, Popi, huh?

Let me help you.

Hey, I wanna help you, all right?

You love me, baby?

Yes, I do, Popi.

You love me?

Yes, I do.

Go!

Go!

I'll take her, Bo.

Go ahead, sweetie, it's all right.

Come on, honey.

Okay, it's okay.

Let's go, man.

No sleeping on the job, Bruno.

Who's up?

New York's getting murdered.

Come on, come on, come on!

Come on.

See, it's been like that all night.

Remember when you were talking about a ball club

and not a franchise?

Thanks, Rudy.

Man, how are you gonna pray for a guy to get a hit

and he's making that kind of money.

You bet as much as me, believe me, you'll pray.

Hey, any word on that little girl?

It's not good.

I went home and a hugged my daughter,

I squeezed her as hard as I could.

She looked at me she says, "Daddy, how come you're so sad?"

Four years old, she reads me like a book.

Richie's been waiting for you all night.

I know I'm late, is he still back there?

He's at his table.

All right, I'm going.

Hey, Duke.

Frankie.

You looking for me?

Here, I'm gonna have to double up on the bid next week.

I hate to see this thing get out of hand,

you know what I mean?

Don't worry about it.

Yeah, right.

My man, Bo.

Hey, what's happening?

I thought you paid him what you owed him.

Almost.

Don't worry about it, pard,

I got it under control.

Go say happy birthday to your goombah.

It's okay.

All right, make sure you put something in your stomach.

Can you get me another wine, please?

Sure.

Thanks.

Well, well, well, hey, Dietl.

Hey, O'Hara.

I was wondering when you'd make an appearance.

From the looks of you,

I guess Richie showed up with Terry.

Well, yeah, it's his birthday.

We didn't need a crystal ball to call that one,

now did we?

You okay?

I'm terrific.

Hey!

It's about time you showed up.

Happy birthday.

Hold on, let me get a picture.

Get one, get one!

Say cheese.

Oh!

I'd like to propose a toast.

A toast!

Shut up, Philly, please, thank you.

Give me a gun, I'll shut him up.

I've been friends with Richie since kindergarten

and not a day goes by I don't ask myself why.

Why.

Seriously, seriously, I've known him a long time,

and one thing has never changed,

he's always been my best friend.

So a toast to Richie's health and happiness.

I love you, man.

Happy birthday to Richie.

- To your health. - Salud!

- Salud! - Happy birthday.

Beautiful toast, Bo.

Wow, nothing like a good wine.

Thanks for coming.

Happy birthday.

Bo, you gotta taste the cake from Ferrara's.

Richie tell Bo-

Hey, Uncle Sally!

Happy birthday, kiddo.

I love you.

Look at this.