Khwaabon Ka Jhamela (ख्वाबों का झमेला)

This is the last and final boarding call for flight BA138 to London.

This is the last and final boarding call for flight BA138 to London.

Will all remaining passengers please proceed to the gate 35 immediately?

Sir.

Mr. Zubin Readymoney.

Sir.

Sir.

This is the final boarding call.

The gate will close in exactly one minute.

Sir, I can see you.

Hello.

Naazu.

What happened, Zubin? Anything wrong?

I am at the airport.

Sorry. What? I cannot hear you.

I can’t hear you.

It’s quite loud.

Where…

where are you?

Has something happened, Zubin?

I am waiting for you at the airport.

For sake!

Sir.

She isn’t coming.

Enjoy, sir.

I had planned everything.

A violinist near the river. And...

Anyway...

Marry me.

Marry me.

Wow!

You know.

Whatever doubt I had in my mind has been cleared.

Whatever doubt I had in my mind has been cleared.

I will come tomorrow to take my stuff.

No, Zubin.

The answer is no.

Oh no! No! No!

Carry on.

Carry on.

Be my guest.

Have a seat.

Cheers.

Eat.

Drink.

Celebrate life.

Celebrate life.

Hi.

Hi.

Can I get a selfie with you?

In here?

Yes. I mean...

I am not sure you want to, honey.

No. No. I want to. Why not?

No. No. I want to. Why not?

I am a man.

And I may be single.

And I can do whatever I want.

And I want my girlfriend to see that...

So am I.

A man.

My pronounces are he, him.

And I am not single.

Your pronounce.

You are a man.

But...

But how?

And that’s your take away from that.

Dental flosser.

Dental flosser.

Bloody cis-hets.

Dental?

Crazy people.

Don’t you guys know English?

If I start in Hindi...

What will you do?

Sister.

Sister.

- Are you an Indian? - No.

I am an alien.

I am an alien.

But tonight you got slapped so many times...

...that your brain has got rewired.

By the way, that was Bengali and not Hindi.

I spoke our language and you made me your sister.

I spoke our language and you made me your sister.

All foreigners are characterless.

And Indians are your relatives.

That’s enough.

I am just getting slapped for whatever I have said all night.

I don’t understand who is a man and who is a woman.

I don’t understand who is a man and who is a woman.

And who is an Indian and who is an alien.

What language do you speak?

I thought in England people speak English.

But no.

- Moreover, I want to pee badly- - Do it.

Who has stopped you?

You are creating a commotion.

You are flirting in the bathroom. I am bound to say something.

Sorry.

- I am not used to this... - I can see that.

- If my girlfriend..- - Dude. Dude.

I am sure you have many issues.

But I really don’t have the bandwidth for this.

Yeah.

But good luck with whatever it is you are doing.

- Thank you. - Bye.

Wait. Your name?

Ruby.

Ruby.

You should have at least told me your real name.

It was so fun.

Ms. and Mrs. McFeegle. Remember, all you need is love.

Ms. and Mrs. McFeegle. Remember, all you need is love.

But good... doesn't hurt...

I am that way.

I am that way.

Hurry up, lady.

Should I just leave him here?

Unless he is your boyfriend.

Either way, do you know what I mean like...

Naazu.

Naazu, please.

Marry me.

Shit! Shit! Shit! I am late!

Good morning.

Where?

What is this?

Relax. Because I don’t know you.

Why did you remove my pant? Where is my pant?

Why did you remove my pant? Where is my pant?

Ask the one who left you near the dustbin.

Dustbin?

Shit!

That scoundrel stole my pant along with my wallet.

Yup.

Issues meet alcohol. Indian boy meet hangover.

Zubin.

Ruby.

Late.

Come on.

Coffee.

I don’t drink instant coffee.

I don’t drink instant coffee.

Fancy?

At least try it.

Only two minutes for vomiting.

I don’t have clothes.

Oh man!

Oh God!

Mallya should learn lessons from you.

Mallya should learn lessons from you.

Have you ever paid a bill?

Not if I can help it.

What work do you do?

I am intimacy coordinator.

What the hell is that?

What the hell is that?

I choreograph intimate scenes for films, TV shows, etc, etc.

Intimate meaning...

You can say it. It’s not a dirty word.

Is that your job?

Yes.

You can Google the rest.

Wear it. And come on.

Wear it. And come on.

Hi.

Hey!

Hey! Good morning.

Quinn.

Zubin.

I am…meet him.

Sorry. He and him.

My pronounces are him...

...and he.

Congratulations.

Nice pants.

How are you, babe?

- Curry for dinner last night. - Oh no.

A man probably got lost on his way to Bangkok.

Hey! I know what that means.

Congrats.

- What do you need, honey? - I have got to rush.

- What do you need, honey? - I have got to rush.

Almond milk.

I need my morning cereal.

It’s in the fridge. You know the drill.

Hey! Shall I call police?

I was not going to Bangkok.

Excellent. Good choice.

Actually, I had come to propose my girlfriend.

- Wow! Fascinating! - He is bev.

Your phone. I found it last night.

Come.

The door is there.

The door is locked. Come on.

The door is locked. Come on.

Out. Come. Come. Come.

You always get the strange ones.