Avengers: Endgame

Okay, hold on, don't shoot.

- You see where you're going? - Mm-hmm.

Okay.

Now, let's worry about how you get there.

Gotta move your foot here.

Point your toe this way.

Your hips here.

Okay?

- Can you see? - Yeah.

- Are you sure? - Mm-hmm.

How about now? Can you see now?

- (CHUCKLES) No. - How about now?

All right.

Ready? Three fingers.

Nice!

Nice throw, kiddo.

Here you go.

Hey, you guys want mayo? Or mustard?

Or both?

Who puts mayo on a hot dog?

Probably your brothers.

Uh, two mustard, please! Thanks, Mama.

Got it!

Nate, mayo or mustard?

How about ketchup?

Or ketchup. I got ketchup, too.

Mind your elbow.

Good job, hawk-eye.

Go get your arrow. (CHUCKLES)

Hey, guys!

Enough practice. Soup's on!

All right.

We're coming. We're hungry.

Lila, let's go.

Lila?

Honey?

Hey, babe?

- (THUNDER RUMBLING) - Babe?

Babe?

Boys!

Boys!

Laura!

(PSYCHEDELIC ROCK SONG PLAYING)

- (GRUNTS) - (OBJECT CLATTERS)

You don't need to do that.

Because, uh, you're just holding the position.

- Oh, yeah. - (GRUNTS)

- That was close. - (GRUNTS)

That's a goal. We are now one apiece.

I would like to try again.

We're tied up. Feel the tension?

It's fun.

That was terrible. Now you have a chance to win.

And you've won.

Congratulations.

Fair game.

Good sport.

You have fun?

It was fun.

- (CLICKS) - (GRUNTS)

This thing on?

Hey, Miss Potts. Pep.

if you find this recording...

don't post it on social media.

It's gonna be a real tearjerker.

I don't know if you're ever gonna see these.

I don't even know if you're still...

Oh, God, I hope so.

Today's day 21.

No, uh, 22.

You know, if it wasn't for the existential terror...

of staring into the literal void of space,

I'd say I'm feeling a little better today.

Infection's run its course,

thanks to the Blue Meanie back there.

Oh, you'd love her.

Very practical.

Only a tiny bit sadistic.

So, the fuel cells were cracked during battle...

and we figured out a way to reverse the ion charge...

and bought ourselves about 48 hours of flight time.

Uh, but it's now dead in the water.

Thousand light years from the nearest 7-Eleven.

Oxygen will run out tomorrow morning...

and that'll be it.

Pep, I know I said no more surprises...

but I gotta say I was really hoping

to pull off one last one.

But it looks like...

Well, you know what it looks like.

Don't feel bad about this.

I mean, actually, if you grovel for a couple weeks...

and then move on with enormous guilt...

I should probably lie down for a minute.

Go rest my eyes.

Please know...

when I drift off, it'll be like every night lately.

I'm fine. Totally fine.

I dream about you.

Because it's always you.

Couldn't stop him.

Neither could I.

Hang on.

I lost the kid.

Tony, we lost.

Is, uh...?

- Oh, good. - Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! (SOBBING)

It's okay.

It's been 23 days since Thanos came to Earth.

World governments are in pieces.

The parts that are still working...

...are trying to take a census and it looks like he did...

He did exactly what he said he was gonna do.

Thanos wiped out...

...50% of all living creatures.

Where is he now? Where?

We don't know.

He just opened a portal and walked through.

What's wrong with him?

Oh, he's pissed.

He thinks he failed.

Which, of course, he did...

but there's a lot of that going around, ain't there?

Honestly, until this exact second

I thought you were a Build-A-Bear.

Maybe I am.

We've been hunting Thanos for three weeks now.

Deep space scans...

and satellites, and we got nothing.

Tony, you fought him.

Who told you that?

I didn't fight him.

No, he wiped my face with a planet...

while the Bleecker Street magician

gave away the store.

That's what happened.

There was no fight, 'cause he's not beatable.

Did he give you any clues, any coordinates, anything?

Uh... (SPUTTERS)

I saw this coming a few years back.

I had a vision. I didn't wanna believe it.

Thought I was dreaming.

Tony, I'm gonna need you to focus.

And I needed you.

As in, past tense.

That trumps what you need. It's too late, buddy.

Sorry.

You know what I need? I need a shave.

And I believe I remember telling all yo use...

Tony, Tony!

...alive and otherwise, that what we needed

was a suit of arm our around the world.

Remember that?

Whether it impacted our precious freedoms or not.

That's what we needed.

Well, that didn't work out, did it?

I said we'd lose.

You said, "We'll do that together, too."

And guess what, Cap?

We lost.

And you weren't there.

But that's what we do, right?

Our best work after the fact? We're the "Avengers."

We're the "Avengers," not the "Pre-vengers."

- Okay. - Right?

You made your point. Just sit down, okay?

Okay. No, no, here's my point. You know what?

- She's great by the way. - Tony, you're sick. Sit down.

We need you. You're new blood.

Bunch of tired old mules. I got nothing for you, Cap.

I got no coordinates...

no clues, no strategies, no options.

Zero. Zip. Nada.

No trust, liar.

Here, take this.

You find him, you put that on...

you hide.

Tony! - I'm fine.

Let me...

Bruce gave him a sedative.

He's gonna probably be out for the rest of the day.

You guys take care of him...

and I'll bring him a Xorrian elixir when I come back.

Where are you going?

To kill Thanos.

Hey.

You know, we usually work as a team here...

and, uh, between you and I, morale's a little fragile.

We realise up there is more your territory,

but this is our fight, too.

You even know where he is?

I know people who might.

Don't bother.

I can tell you where Thanos is.

Thanos spent a long time trying to perfect me.

And when he worked, he talked about his Great Plan.

Even disassembled, I wanted to please him.

I'd ask...

where would we go once his plan was complete?