Just Call Me Nobody (Da Xiao Jiang Hu / 大笑江湖) (大笑江湖)

Every era has its own legend

Some legends will become immortal memories

In this fierce combat and hating era

He is the legendary hero, the only legend...

The Imperial decree arrived, this cobbler is reward for 12,000 silver

He whom will be official rises third-level if turn his head in

Brothers, go...

Go...

Where is everybody?.

Little Dee... father is going to a war

When your English is well learned, I'll returned

English?.

What English?.

Studying will enrich your mind, it's good to learn

Don't run too fast!.

My dear, have you remember everything I taught you?.

Come here now!.

I'm well prepared

Really?. Great

What is this?.

Shit

Yea ~ Well done

Dog shit

Cat shit

Great

Piece of shit

Good

Horse shit

Last one

You die

I die

Good

We all die

Does what?.

Game over

Corrected ~ Yea

Yea

Sister-in-law

Lin?.

Why are you here?. Lin. Where is your brother?.

My dear sister-in-law

What are you doing?.

This is from all of us

He died for his country, the country should and will pay for everything

What's wrong?. He didn't die in a battlefield?.

Brother was die... in a girls arm

Sister-in-law

Kids are still young...

... no need for them to know

Who's the girl?.

I hope this will never be discover

To the kid, his father is always a great hero

Hey you, how are you going to work without the tools?.

What's in your mind?. You dumb head

I'm going now!.

Candy haws...

New books on the market, Detective Dee in body burning case

Green Hornet, the long lost son. And Flying bullets...

Hey boss, give me the new series of Flying Sword

Oh, the newest series

What level are you now?.

Come on!. Be nice!.

What's wrong?.

Don't be mean, come on

I have one too!.

That's not yours, and it's the old version

Mine is a 8 series

8 series my ass!.

My book is much bigger than yours

Why didn't you say so

Why didn't you

I've one at home, also!. Right!.

Nice one

Great!. Bulls eye

Can this shoe be fixed?.

Yes, can you take it off now?.

You have a very unique hand!.

Hmm... I'm used to it!. Easier this way!.

Do you know...!.

...shoes are a key point for those swordsmen to go from town to town!.

Uncomfortable shoes will hurt the feet!.

When the feet is hurt, the power in Kung-Fu will decrease

Do you know Kung-Fu?.

No!.

Flying swords?.

Flying swords?.

The Flying sword means you can control a sword to fly with Dan Tian and kill

Kill people miles away...

No!.

The honorable person does not reveal the true nature

I'll not tell you even I know anything

The true nature is not revealable?.

They are battling now!. Uh-huh!. Over there!.

Over there!. My God!.

Ok now!.

Hey, hey!. I have not yet pay...

Let's make friends, you can pay next time!.

Are you blind?.

You both are amazing, my heroes

A man on the left is specialize in Tortoise boxing

People call him "A Diamond Man"

On the right, people call him Board brick man

He is specialize in torturing olds, weak and youth people

Fights!. Fights!. Fights!.

Master Yeh... where is your sword?.

Sward in heart, how about yours?.

To kill you, do you think I really need a weapon?.

Such a big tone!.

My tone is big because... I have a gum inflammation

You can try this!.

Temple Jin-Chi sore throat syrup candy

It's made by fritillary, loquat leaf and many natural herbal

It relief your sore throat, and gives you more Kung-Fu power

You may also try this, Bitch ass heart medicine

A son of a bitch like us in this battle world

Life with no rule, unhealthy living

Remember, you need this Bitch ass heart medicine for a healthy heart.

Give me a brake!.

Product placement ads again, what the hell?.

Nice color!.

Not bad!.

I want to try it, too!.

It's beautiful!.

Hey look!. Dumbass is here again!.

Let's play with him

Ok!. Why not!.

Come here, you little cobbler

Left, right, left and right...

You punk!.

You must pay today, you rapist pervert!.

Don't you know how much I want to rape you?.

You pervert!.

Who throws shoe at me?.

Was you?.

Is this your shoe?.

I am going to kill you

Was that your foot?.

I'd fixed the shoes, any problems?.

Go away!. He will kill you

Are you out of your mind?. You don't know Kung-Fu

Wait!. Have you heard about flying swords?.

I am a 782 generations of Shushan flying sword posterity

Flying dragon!.

Are you ok?.

Are you sure you want to fight with me?. Both of you?.

I'll finish you both now!.

Don't come any closer, go away!.

What now?.

You are so heartless... looking at him, he is hurt!.

Is everything ok?.

My gosh

What have you done, my gosh!.

That was my first time, my first flying sword tryout!.

I am sorry, so sorry!.

Go away!. Don't come near me!.

I'm going to finish you now!.

What?. Go to hell!.

A hidden weapon?. You despicable scum

It wasn't me, he hurt himself!.

I owe you a life!.

Come to Mouttain Tai whenever you need my help

You can't go now!. I'll be a murderer if you go now!.

His name is Pa-Kwan Tain

You can take his dead body

to any government office and have 3,000 silver reward

See you soon

Your shoe!.

Your shoe!.

Are you kidding me?. Mountain Tai is so big, how am I going to find you?.

About reducing the armed forces, did Ministry of Defense do anything yet?.

It's in process now

Six months, 6 months should be enough

Half year?. Don't you think is too long?.

20 civilian needed to feed only one solider

This is not the right way to do so

Rush them!.

I'll do it tomorrow!.

How's Lady Moon recently?.

Your Majesty, Minister of Justice reported in today

Lady Moon just killed a fugitive today

Did you send the professional killer?.

According to the history, she is the only one

Who ran away before the wedding

In the escaping, she even burned down the palace

She is a hopeless empress!.

Fire!. Somebody help!.

Fire!. Somebody help!. Fire

It was a careless mistake, Empress was trying to have fun

I heard this year's Kung-Fu tournament, Empress will be in the contest

At the time, I'll arrange Empress to be the number 1 contestant of all

And your Emperor, will be awarder for Empress

And take Empress back to palace after all

General Lee, This will be your honor to gain a trust for Emperor

Yes sir...

Thank you sir...

After this is done

You can go back to your hometown and live with your family

Little Dee... father is going to a war

Whenever you finish reading Three Hundred Tan Poems, father will be back

I owe you a life!.