Ninja vs. Gokudo (忍者と極道)

Tonight, we return to our youth.

This is the Kamata Police. Major disturbance in progress.

It's a horde of black gokudo cars!

Forget about your adult burdens.

Cast off that adult tedium.

Kawaguchi Police, here.

Requesting backup, ahhh!

Matsudo Police, here.

The gokudo car gang isn't stopping!

Zokugami! Zokugami!

I'll make our dream come true.

Our dream from that golden age will continue!

Gokudo cars from four directions are barreling toward Teito Highway.

In the name of the Metropolitan Police, don't let them get on the highway!

Obliterate it all.

The gokudo cars have entered the highway!

- The wrong way! - Gokudo cars!

In the name of the Zokugami...

those in the way of our dream

all die!

This is hell!

The Teito Highway is engulfed in flames.

The gokudo car gang is rampaging across the entire highway.

How curious.

They're using gokudo cars instead of bikes and lowriders.

Okay, who knows what that means?

They're looking for a fight.

Like, "Hey, hey, ninja dudes."

"The gokudo who killed your friends are over here."

"If you're mad about it, then come at us."

Bingo, Shinoha.

Well, that's fine by me.

Thirty thousand gokudo cars.

Us five ninja will annihilate the lot of those assholes.

We'll kill them!

Shiki, you take Horikiri.

Very well.

Uryu, head to Kasai.

There's a Ferris wheel there!

Sako, you seal off the Rainbow Bridge.

Sako understands the brief.

Shinoha, you take Ikebukuro.

Sweet, it's close by.

And I, Zanzo Kasai, will head to Kasumigaseki.

We'll dedicate the gokudo's cries of agony to the nation.

Don your shinobi gear.

Let's move out.

We're the stray dogs who rule the capital.

Misbehave on our turf and we'll take you down.

Time to feast on evil!

We're the Eight Imperial Ninja.

Mom... hang in there... Mom...

They're coming, Mom. The gokudo cars are coming.

Yo...

It's ninja time, assholes.

I'll kill you.

Die, die, die, die...

The gokudo are circling the Teito Highway along four routes.

So, we ninja just need to wait along those routes.

If we stop them even for a few minutes,

the wrecks will pile up and we'll have ourselves a barricade.

Our ninja checkpoint...

Don't think you can get past it, morons!

What the hell's happening with the Teito Highway?!

Prime Minister Aida, it's not safe here.

Wh... What's that?

Ah...

It's Prime Minister Kanshichi Aida.

Did he see my face, I wonder?

Well, whatever.

If I change my face, then it doesn't matter.

Blade of Darkness.

Compliant Destruction and Spectacular Bloom of Blistering Heat.

Kaiza, Nodoka...

Let your courage be engraved here.

Old Hand Young Flame's Return!

Such cruelty, even to a child

as young as this...

Daddy... Mommy...

I am enraged!

Shinobi Hand : Blade of Darkness.

Perfume of Eternal Sleep.

A fragrance rising from the sweat glands of my palms.

Inhaling it directly envelops you

in the most blissful of dreams.

And you will never awaken again.

Even if your body burns to ashes.

Mama...

Sweet dreams... until you die.

Who's messing with our dream?

The ninja.

It's always been like this.

From the time we were middle schoolers...

Wanna start a biker gang?

He was always there to save us.

He gave us a dream.

Yaji was always...

our god.

I'll make your dream come true.

The Zokugami teaches us

that a perfected technique becomes a gokudo skill.

Gokudo Skill : Police Trash.

This is modern art!

Sigma's amazing!

Back then,

I honed this skill by cutting through 100 police cars.

It's one-on-one, no holds barred, ninja!

I'm Seikaten Lieutenant Naito Shikuma.

Feel my bosozoku-style swordsmanship attack.

I'm Sako Hasegawa, of the Eight Imperial Ninja.

Come at me.

That mountain of gokudo cars...

It's like they've been sliced to pieces by a razor-sharp blade.

Probably by that swordlike hand.

My swordsman's instincts are telling me

that he's a top-class swordsman too.

If he gets in close, he'll cut me down...

and I'll be dead.

Bring it on!

My blade will cut him down before that hand of his reaches me!

Shinobi Hand : Blade of Darkness. The Glacial Blade.

Why...?!

Passed to the eldest Hasegawa son in each generation, this secret technique

lets the wielder turn their hair into blades.

Multiple strands of hair whip through the air with godlike speed,

creating bizarre, complex air currents that cause a rapid drop in temperature.

They become sub-zero blades that cut through and freeze everything.

Now then, I wonder how that fool is faring.

My younger brother, Uryu...

The Strongest Being Alive.

I'm Seikaten Lieutenant Taku Ariha.

Eat my bosozoku kung fu and die!

I'm Uryu Yagi of the Eight Imperial Ninja.

Fighting with your bare hands... You've got guts.

I'll crush anyone who messes with our dream!

Come at me!

I can see you, ninja.

Gokudo Skill : Buddha Fist Smash.

Gotcha!

Wh... What was that?

Just now, I felt...

I'm the one who got crushed.

No way!

Hey, you...

Feeling a little tingle, huh?

That means your punch was a good one.

You really do have guts.

Piezoelectricity.

Applying force to the bones generates electricity.

It's a physiological phenomenon that all humans have.

Uryu Yagi's bones are tens of thousands of times denser than an ordinary person's.

If an inhuman force like Blade of Darkness is applied to those bones...

Running away won't save you.

Shinobi Hand : Blade of Darkness. The Immortal Electric Man!

Eradic--

Not yet.

Not yet!

I'm not...

done yet.

My adult life was crap.

It was so hard, I wanted to die.

I'm so pathetic now

compared to how I was in the old days.

A living corpse!

Then Yaji saved us once again!

Despite dealing with huge adult problems himself.

For Yaji's sake, we're not gonna stop!

We're gonna kill you guys and keep on riding.

Because our dream...

will never die!

Ah... I can die here on our highway.

I can die living our dream.

Yaji... seriously... thanks.

Eradicated.

I... Is this some kind of dream?

The person fighting the mysterious man in black...

It's the American baseball hero, Hiroi Ohmaga!

Gokudo Skill...

Golden Whirlwind!

You bastard.