Mistress Kanan Is Devilishly Easy (カナン様はあくまでチョロい)

Lord Beelzebub,

I'm told Lady Kanan has arrived in Hell.

Good, good.

Was she as cute as ever?

Well...

I'm told she was as cute as a button.

Right? Right?!

She's so cute, I don't know what to do.

As her papa, I'm so, so worried that she'll attract bad men.

Well, actually...

It appears that she has brought a lover with her.

Wh-Wh-Wha... Wh-Wh-Wha...

What is the meaning of this?!

#08 KANAN RETURNS TO HER FAMILY

So this is Senpai's home...

Wow! It's a castle!

Senpai, you're a noble's daughter?

Didn't I tell you that when we first met?

That said...

I never realized Helsinki had such a spooky vibe.

I've never been to Helsinki before!

Huh?

What are you talking about?

This is Hell. Not Helsinki.

Hell?!

Which prefecture was Helsinki in again?

I-I'm infiltrating the enemy's home base all on my lonesome?!

Welcome home, Milady.

Incredible!

I've never seen a real welcoming party before!

Don't act like a slack-jawed yokel. It's embarrassing.

How exciting!

Welcome home, Milady.

We'll take care of your luggage.

Thanks. The ones in back are souvenirs for everyone.

Thank you so much.

Ami, I'm going to go see Father first, so show the others to the guestroo—

Senpai!

Can I use your bathroom?

You don't need to shout. It's just around the corner.

Huh?

Which way did I come from again?

My, my. Are you lost?

Whoa! What a beautiful older woman!

Thank goodness.

M-My? O-Oh, my?

A man?!

Huh?

A hot-blooded man, overcome by lust, is running wild in my own c-c-castle!

What? There's a pervert here?!

Ma'am, please take shelter behind me!

No! His buttocks are in my face!

Come on out, you pervert!

Are you okay, Mother?

Ow.

You made Mother cry!

I'll tell everyone you sexually assaulted her!

You're the worst, making Mother cry.

T-Two more cute, devilish daughters?!

Huh?

Wait, there's no time for that.

Young ladies, there's apparently a pervert on the loose. Be careful!

She was talking about you.

Me?!

Mother has a severe case of androphobia.

No men are allowed near her. Even guests.

That's the rule.

I wonder if you'll lose your head.

Sucks to be you, Onii-san.

I'm the pervert?

Onee-chan, that's a human.

Oh, yes. I'm a human.

My name's Kyougi Youji.

Amazing!

I've never seen such a fine little piggy before!

Huh? "Piggy"?

Hey, Piggy, you don't mind if I eat you all up, right?

Wh-What?!

I'd love you to!

Actually, no! You can't!

I've already pledged myself to Senpai!

Huh? Why not? You're pre-sold?

I-Is it possible that this boy... is the one Kanan-chan brought here?

Oh! So you're one of the pigs my sister's been raising at her ranch!

Are you ladies Kanan-senpai's family?

That's right. I'm her little sister, Milch!

I'm Miel.

I'm their mother, Lilim.

I'm home, Papa.

Kanan-chan, is it true that you brought a lover with you?

Uh... Um... Well...

I brought Kyougi-kun with me on impulse, but how am I going to explain myself?

If he finds out I'm in a relationship with a human, he's gonna lose it!

Listen, Papa.

The truth is...

Huh?

Papa's so happy!

Huh?!

Kanan-chan, congratulations!

Huh? He's being more supportive of this than I thought.

Kanan-chan, congratulations!

Mother?

So it's true you have a lover now!

I have androphobia,

so I always worried I wouldn't be able to properly coach you in matters of sex.

M-Matters of what?

But you found someone who's perfect for me.

I'm so happy to see you bring home such a cute girlfriend!

Huh?!

Girls should date girls! Not dirty, filthy men!

And she's from Heaven, too!

This is cause for celebration!

How can anyone misunderstand this badly?!

Huh? This cow-titted flesh blob is Onee-sama's girlfriend?

A fat sow from Heaven? I didn't know you had such bad taste.

Huh?

Kanan-san, you felt that way about me?!

Of course not!

Just calm down for a second.

You all have the wrong idea.

My... My lover is Kyougi-kun, okay?!

"Kyougi-kun"?

Y-Y-You don't mean...

The guy we just saw?

The little piggy?

Well, um... I say "lover," but it's really more of a contract.

It's not like I'd have r-romantic feelings f-for a lower life form or anything!

You're kidding me!

Onee-sama... with a human?!

No! Anything but a man!

Onee-sama... Have you become so advanced a gourmet

that you view your food sexually?

Don't treat me like some pervert!

Oh!

Wh-What is it?

Listen, Kanan-chan,

this is very hard for me to tell you, but...

Huh?

I'm afraid that human is already...

Milady, I thought that human was one of the souvenirs you mentioned,

so I prepared him as a meal.

My deepest apologies.

Huh?

Please enjoy today's main dish:

fresh soul served live.

Kyougi-kun?!

My apologies for being such a clumsy maid.

This goes beyond being clumsy!

And why'd you let them strip you?!

I thought it was the custom here.

Be a bit more suspicious!

Oh!

Might this large individual be your father?

I've been dating your daughter!

My name is Kyougi Youji!

I hope we can get along well!

Look at how boldly he faces an archdevil like Papa!

How manly!

You're too manly, Kyougi-kun!

Kyougi-kun?

Hmm?

That was kind of cool of you.

What'll I do with you?

Senpai!

Kanan-chan.

Your father will never allow a human to be your lover!

Whaaaaat?!

BADUMP BADUMP

SO KANAN-SAN...

FELT THAT WAY ABOUT ME?!

Your father will never allow a human to be your lover!

Whaaaaat?!

I've always wanted to say that.

How'd I do?

You were really impressive, darling!

Oof!

Jokes aside, though...

As a devil, I can't just allow any old human to date my precious daughter.

Here.

APPROVAL TO BE LOVERS STAMP RALLY

START

GOAL

A stamp rally?

If you want to date this human,

you'll need to convince each of the four of us.

If you can, we'll each give you a stamp of approval.

And once you get all four stamps,

your relationship is officially approved.

Why do my relationships have to be approved by you four?

Senpai!

It just means I need to get your family's blessing, right?

But still...

If it means we can officially date each other,

then I'll accept these trials...

in the name of love!

Squee!

I can't believe he can say that with a straight face.

So with that...

Milch!

Nope!