The Expendables

We've had these men for too long...

three months.

Too, too long...

Someone here...

must pay, now!

Your company had time to pay...

You do not care...

about your people.

Don't want them.

We do not care!

The blood...

They bleed...

is for you!

Don't shoot me.

Who is that?

There's your money, release the hostage.

- How much in there? - Three.

You're too late.

We want five million dollars.

Wha'd you know, a greedy pirate.

Last chance, take it or leave it.

We want the money, now!

A warning shot! - No!

A little low.

I'll kill him, I swear I'll kill him.

Drop your guns!

Fat chance. - Yeah, that'll happen.

Last chance, let the hostages go...

or you're outta there.

Bring the money here or I'll kill him.

I'll take the four on the left.

Why don't you take the two on the right leave the rest alone.

I'll kill them all, I don't care.

You should take the two on the right, you're not that fast anymore.

The only thing faster is light.

We'll see.

Bullets go faster than the blades.

Bring the money here, now!

You want the money?

Go get it.

What's that?

Getting a text.

Excuse me?

Kill him!

I call that a tie. - Come on, keep dreaming.

These guys are arrested development.

A little compassion, folks.

You know, I don't think you hit one of 'em.

I don't see any knives actually.

How you guys doing?

What the hell is he doing?

Hanging a pirate. - Don't be rediculous.

Gunner!

What are you doing?

Hanging a pirate.

He's seriously demented.

This is not good - You're on your own.

Appreciate it, it's good to have friends.

Gunner.

Yeah? - This isn't the way we work.

Let him go. - Why?

He do it to us.

Gunner, last chance. Let him go.

or we let you go.

It's good to hang pirates.

We don't kill like that.

Yeah? Not polite enough?

Let him go, Gunner. - How are you doing, Barney?

Very Good.

And my partner here kicked me with steel tipped boots,

can you believe that? - You deserved it.

Think I'll need stitches? - Maybe.

I hate stitches. - Everyone does.

Let him go, Gunner.

Let him go.

Let him go.

He's cool? - Be careful, go.

Gunner, you cool?

Yeah.

Nah, keep it.

You appreciate a good blade.

You alright?

Yeah.

The life just got to him.

It'll get to all of us.

I'm coming.

Who is it?

Someday you'll find a man who'll be happy just to watch you sleep.

Hi, I didn't know you were back. - Hey, babe.

I've just arrived.

Hi.

Why, you look great.

I wish you would have called.

I've never been a good caller.

I haven't heard from you in over a month.

Really?

Time flies, huh?

Won't happen again, sorry.

But, I do have a surprise.

Rose Flint, your favorite.

And...

I've got something else for you.

Something I've picked up...

for Burma, it's a ruby.

It's a good color, but...

It's hard to see in this light.

It kind of little shiny when I bought it in the shop, you know.

Lacey!

Everything all right?

Yeah.

Who's he?

He's a friend.

Kind of late.

You got a name?

Friend. She just told you.

Lee, come on...

Don't leave like this. Lee, I'm sorry

I thought that things were good between us.

I felt like you never cared about getting in my life or...

letting me into yours. Stop! - Oh, sure I did.

No, I've known you for over a year and a half

and don't even know what you do for living.

What's the matter? When I am here I'm with you, that's matters.

What matters is when you're here, you're not really here.

You're a good man and I love you but...

Lacey! - Oh, I hate his voice.

Did you say something? - Don't let him come down here.

But you don't understand what I'm saying, you have to understand.

I understand.

Take care. - Lee.

He's no good, Louise.

Hey, brother, don't you ever sleep?

This is my friend...

What is your name again, baby? - Cheyanne.

Cheyanne, Arapaho, Charikee, Pony.

You wanna drink? - I'm good.

Why don't you go upstairs and get me one of the super-duper...

Six Olive Martini, baby. - Anything for you, baby.

You got it.

Crush on me. - Like the last fifty.

Hey, brother. Who calculated it?

Damn, you look good.

Like a goddamn cold as steel, brother.

Yeah, well, okay my friend.

Let's finish this bird up.

Well, let's do it bro.

It's taken you a couple of years to do a couple of letters.

We had to get rid of Gunner.

Yeah, well, he went crackistan on you ass you gotta cut 'em loose.

Yeah, you wanna fill in?

Let me tell you something.

Remember where we were last time?

Where were we? ass in that mud and blood... - Nigeria.

Yeah, your hand was all shot to shit.

You were bleeding all over the place, and I was bleeding and...

when I did, I promised myself.

I don't wanna die all alone full of holes in the mud and the blood.

I wanna die with something that counts. I wanna die with a woman.

I wanna die with someone who cares about me, you know.

Don't wanna die for a woman, I wanna die laying next to a woman. That's what I want.

It's Christmas time. - Yeah, I can smell him from here.

Mr. Christmas, how ya doing, brother?

I'm good, Toole.

Take a look at this, what do you think?

It still looks like a black chicken.

Black Chicken? - Black Chicken?

You done?

We're done. - It's a damn raven.

Oh, man!

Good to see you, bro.

Wow, you know what?

For you...

I got a great idea.

Why don't you let me doodle like a..., I do not know.

A Charlette's Web on your head, on top of your head.

Something different, something exciting.

Because you a perfectly dome muscular heads.

I can put a...

web on the top of the head...

Maybe a pregnant Charlette coming out of your ear...

peeking around, making sure them bugs don't come inside...

Her long legs dangling down your neck.

Yeah, sexy, right? - Very sexy.

Give you a little mystery, a little character.

And very... sexy, you understand?

Makes you stand-out.

Looks thrilled.

Well, okay, tell you what.

I feel a little lucky tonight.

I'm feeling very acurate.

Another time.

Come on, take him on.

Come on, Christmas, bring it, baby

I am a coward in his place.

You never beat you in your life. - Come on, Christmas, no disgrace in losing.

Yes?

Good.

Well I got three pieces of work.

Two are a walk in the park,

And one to hell and back.