Camp Hell

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His devotion to you, Blessed Mother,

for the repose of the soul of my father Romeo Garbalotto.

May he be spared the tortures of purgatory,

and be whisked to the bosom of Our Lord Jesus Christ,

- amen. - Amen.

Praise God.

Are you packed, young man?

I have your albuterol.

Yeah, I'm almost done.

Is Grandpa in heaven now?

Perhaps so, sweetie.

But every day,

we have to...

offer up our deeds and our prayers...

so that he might leave purgatory and enter heaven.

What's purgatory?

Tell your sister what purgatory is.

Purgatory is a state in which those suffer

for a time who have died guilty of venial sins.

Or who have not satisfied punishment for their sins.

I have no idea what he just said.

Thank you, sweetheart.

I don't either.

Purgatory's like jail.

It's a place of suffering we go so that our soul may be purified,

so that we are ready to meet God.

Do I have to go to purgatory?

Everybody goes to purgatory.

Shh.

No, no, sweetie, no, you're a good girl.

Just be God's girl.

And the world out there, they wanna take that away from you.

Your right to go to heaven.

That's why you need to get on your knees every day and thank...

Tommy's going to hell.

Rose, watch your tongue. That's not nice.

He is.

When he's babysitting me and you're at your meetings,

he makes me go to bed early

so he can talk to his girlfriends.

And the community says it's a sin to have a girlfriend.

- He does, I swear. - Shut up, Rose.

Do not tell your sister to shut up.

And no swearing, young lady.

It's not a sin to have a girlfriend.

It's just your brother's too young.

When do I get to go to camp?

When you're older.

But now you get to go to bed.

I have to pack.

I hate you!

Hello.

Father Phineas McAllister to see Daniel Jacobs.

Yes, Father.

Father McAllister is here for his appointment with Daniel Jacobs.

Hello, Daniel.

How have you been this week?

You been eating?

Daniel?

Son, you can't hide from me forever.

It's over six months now.

Daniel.

Are you hearing me at all, son?

I'm going away for the next two weeks.

I'll be at camp with the children from the community.

Daniel?

May I see that?

May I see your book?

Please.

Daniel, listen to me, listen now.

There is hope.

I have offered it to you time and again.

Now just take the hand that is in front of you.

Huh?

I'm damned, Father.

And you,

you, my priest, have failed me.

Just like you have always failed.

- No. - Yes, you have failed.

You have failed.

Failed. You will leave this earth having left no mark, just scars.

You've failed. You've failed yourself,

and you betrayed your sister

because you do not trust in God.

Are you happy with your life, Father?

Are you,

are you proud of all that you've accomplished?

I'm a servant of the Lord.

Nothing happens on this earth without God's permission?

- Nothing. - Huh.

Well then I hate God.

As should you.

Daniel, now listen...

No. I was reading the Old Testament. I was reading the book of Tobias.

The book of Tobias.

The demon Asmodeus killed seven men

before God intervened and sent Raphael the Archangel

to bind Asmodeus.

Seven men!

That's God's will.

No, there's, there's no,

there's no hope.

There's only God's will.

Daniel, please.

Your time is up.

And you will not see me again after today.

That's God's will.

That's, that's God's will.

Bye, Father.

Daniel?

Did you know about this, folks?

These Islamo-fascist extremists

are using children as decoys to get past

the military checkpoints and detonate their car bombs.

These are the kind of animals we are dealing with.

And it is getting sicker every day.

Don't ask me, just look.

Thank you.

- Hell! - God is a loser!

All right, this is it, come here.

I wanna pray over you.

Lord Jesus, you are our hope.

Please find your way into my son's heart.

Transform him into a man, a warrior for your kingdom.

Keep the devil and all his demons far away from him,

and protect him from the sins of the flesh.

We ask all this in your name.

And please, Dad, watch over him.

Amen.

Okay.

I am going to give this one to the nurse.

You look like you're goin' to prison. What's the matter?

I'm fine.

Just try to have fun, okay?

It is camp after all.

Concentration camp.

They do still have the camp dance, don't they?

Perhaps you and Melissa might share a dance, huh?

I love you.

Hello, Brother Jack. John.

Hey, brother, how are you?

God is good.

How are you, John?

I lost all my clients.

- Thank you. - Are your friends about?

- I know, I'm so sorry. - Here.

Thanks, Dad.

- Be good. - Be good, you guys.

We love you, sweetie.

I know I'm gonna get stuck bunking with Jimmy.

Hey, is that a pro... pro... problem, brother?

Looks like we're bunking together, Tommy.

Yeah, it looks that way.

Hallelujah, brother.

Hallelujah.

Hey, Jack.

All right.

Boys, welcome.

welcome to another year of servant training at Camp Hope.

I am Christian Vanderman.

I will be your pastoral counselor.

Some of you have already worked with me as your young adult leader back home.

Everyone here has completed tenth grade at the community High School.

Everyone's made commitments to young adults.

We all know the rules we are expected to live by,

but just so we are all clear.

Okay?

There's no sign or representation of youth culture that is allowed.

There's no rock music.

There's no rock paraphernalia.

There's no magazines of any kind

that relate to youth culture.

Your cellphones,

otherwise known as hell phones, are strictly prohibited.

I hear any of this Funky Town ringtones,

I'm gonna wring your neck.

Okay?

There's no exclusive girl, boy relationships.

There's no one-on-one time with any female

at any time, and you must wear pants at all times.

Except during swimming, when modest bathing suits are allowed.

Now, the sisters, don't worry,

will be held to the same standards.

They must wear skirts at all times. All right?

And, finally, leaving the camp grounds

is strictly prohibited.

Any violation of these rules

will result in expulsion from the camp.

Are we clear?

Yeah, uh, no food, no fun, no girls.

Got it.

I'm here to support you in living up to your commitments

so that your time here can best be spent to get each and everyone of you

closer to the Lord Jesus.

Say amen.

Jack.

Okay, to begin with, I'm gonna need to inspect all your belongings,

make sure we're all on the same page, okay?

All right? Unity, brothers!