Help Me Eros (Bang bang wo ai shen) (帮帮我,爱神)

- Miss, I called earlier today. - Hold on.

It's NT$100.

Mister, a hundred dollars.

- Can you help me? - What?

So What part of the fish is this?

It's the fillet.

Fillet? Like a pork fillet??

Yes, it's the highest grade.

Now we pour the sauce over it.

The sauce we made earlier?

That's right. You have to be quick.

So it's done now? That's right.

Come on then.

What´s the name of this dish?

'Carp Jumps Over the Dragon Gate'.

It´s an auspicious name for the Chinese.

You can see the fish is still alive. See? It´s mouth is still moving.

Is this a popular dish here?

No, it´s not really popular nowadays.

Because it takes a lot of skills to make it.

And you have to be quick

so that the fish is still moving when served.

Yes. So shall we...

Wow, is this beer to go with the fish?

Yes, that's how most people eat it.

- Here's a toast to you. - Thank you.

We shall toast the fish as well.

I regret that it´s the victim of our show.

You've opened our eyes to this unique cooking style.

Thank you very much.

I wonder what the fish is thinking of now?

It´s mouth is still moving.

It must be saying: Help Me!

Don´t worry about it...

I´m here to help you.

Hello, this is helpline.

Yes, it´s very fast.

It should stop rising soon. Just wait.

It's like snakes and ladders.

It's rising higher and higher.

- Weisheng rose by only 20 cents. - Yes, you should buy now.

- Xitong has risen 25 cents. - Yes, up 25 cents.

25 cents.

Weisheng has gone up strongly.

Yes, 95 cents. I could have earned NT$400.

I told you we should have bought earlier.

Everyone's selling now.

One 'Mild Seven'.

Hey, you're not giving me a nut?

The other girl always gives me one.

Thanks.

What´s your name?

Thank you.

What´s your name?

What´s your name?

Sealed by the Taiwan Kaohsiung Municipal Court

Jesus said: This is the time of mankind´s glory.

Solemnly have I said to thee.

If a grain of wheat falls and dies, it´s just a grain of wheat.

When it dies, another grain will follow.

He who loves life, will lose it.

He who hates life, will live eternally.

I gave it a lot of carbon dioxide.

I want it to be better.

I am...

Yes, I smoked a joint...

But I´m totally broke!

I made millions every month.

Now, they don´t want me, not even as a cleaner.

Yes, I've had enough for today.

Hello? Then what?

Hello?

The water's boiling. I´m making instant noodles.

Instant noodles.

I said that I smoked a joint, no I haven´t eaten.

It's a joint.

Didn´t I tell you what a joint is?

Exactly.

It´s my life. I can´t live any other way.

You must help me, I beg you. I´m dying...

Yes, I'm preparing noodles.

Hello? Yes, I'm preparing them right now.

The stove is at maximum.

I'm turning off the gas.

What?

Yes, I´m feeling extremely high right now.

But I had to call you before I die.

Open the windows?

Hello?

Yes, I'm opening the windows now.

Is this okay?

A comfortable place?

I´m comfortable now.

Yes.

I'm feeling better. Yes, I´m okay now.

My stocks were frozen.

It's like I told you. I´m broke.

My apartment and my car...

I do want love!

But you're not giving it to me...

It's been a year and a half ago?

And did you try looking for a different job?

As for your credit card problem,

I´m sure that the bank will help you find

a solution.

I understand, I understand.

And what do you think's the reason?

Shin! Shin!

In the future, don´t accept these old coins.

Otherwise, you´ll have to pay it yourself.

There you go!

Haven't seen you in a while? Where've you been?

Why? It's only been two days. You miss me?

Who says it's been two days? It's been two weeks.

- I don´t believe you. - Where did you go?

Take a guess. Let me show you something.

Come closer.

I don´t want to. You've found someone else, right?

- What is it? - Get in.

- And why would I do that? - Do you see this? You want it?

It's for me?

Wait? Have dinner with me tonight?

Why? Give it to me first.

Sir!

Sir!

You gave me an old coin this morning.

It´s not valid.

Are you sure it was me?

Absolutely.

I don´t have my wallet.

Why don't you take this?

You still owe me 50 dollars.

Sir.

- Will you buy this lamp? - What?

- This lamp. - A lamp? What kind?

It´s a designer lamp. Have a look.

We´re not buying these.

We don´t buy these types of lamps.

- I´ll give you a good price. - No, I'm not buying it.

Sorry.

It´s a brand wallet.

I know you have a lot of rules.

I can't get to you even when I want to.

You're hard to find.

Give me your MSN address?

And I´ll give you mine.

Help me. Help me..

Help me. H-e-l-p-m-e.

Helpme178.

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There's a nurse downstairs...

A nurse and a schoolgirl.

Eros

Eros

Eros

Eros

Where are you?

Where are you?

Don´t try to hide

Be happy

Be cheerful

Eros has found you

True love

True emotions

Don´t keep them buried in your heart

Accept it

Treasure it

For Eros has found you

Let us be together

And be a good couple

Tell me your feelings

Throw away your troubles and worries

Right now

At this very moment

You and I are both here

Be happy

Be cheerful

For Eros has found you

For Eros has found you

For Eros has found you

Thanks.

Can you take me some place?

Thanks.

Hey, you want to see something?

"Used Cars for Sale."

You didn´t have to lie about stealing.

This is my ex-girlfriend. We split last month.

I couldn´t make my payments and had to sell.

I left the original keys.

How much is this car?

More than a million.

Wow! Over a million?

Where are we going?

Shall we go take a sticker photograph?

Faster! You´re too slow. Go faster!

What was that flash?

Radar. You just cost me NT$1800.

Can we do it again?

Again? Sure.

Where is it?