Johnny Test

-(FIREWORKS WHISTLE) -(RAPID EXPLOSIONS)

Arr! I feel like an idiot.

Arr! Yes, but soon we'll be findin' treasure.

Then ye won't think playin' pirate is so stupid! Arr!

Wow! I take it back!

We found... Arr! Treasure!

It's just another stupid not treasure thing.

Looks like your yard is a treasure-free zone.

What else did pirates do besides look for treasure?

They took other people's treasure!

-(GASPS) -(CASH REGISTER RINGS)

Hand over the treasure in yer backpack

or you'll be walking the plank!

Hmm.

Hmm.

We need more pirate training.

Oh! No problem.

-I'll just call Blackbeard and get some tips. -That'd be great!

-Does he live around here? -No.

He robbed and pillaged hundreds of years ago!

Oh, why didn't you say so!

I couldn't be prouder, I have such brilliant children!

And Johnny.

Why can't you be more like Susan and Mary?

Well for one, I have a--

Susan and Mary discovered the cure for the common cold!

Turns out it was distilled essence of cheese all along.

And what have you done today, Johnny?

Um, I got beat up by a girl.

Keep up the great work, girls. You make me so proud.

Blah, blah, blah. I need the Turbo Tea House time machine.

Why? So you can alter history and change the world for the better?

Um, no.

I'm gonna get Blackbeard to teach us how to be better pirates.

You know, we're just gonna take the tea house. Later!

Combination breath spray and paralysis gas!

You never know which you'll need on a date!

If we ever had one.

You didn't really think we'd just let you take the Turbo Tea House?

No, that's why we had a plan B.

You know... (CHUCKLES) he's really not as dumb as you think.

Wha--? How did you...

After you zapped Johnny,

he made a plan where I'd sneak in here

while you're all eating dinner half an hour from now!

I grabbed the tea house,

and brought it back half an hour before dinner

to pick up Johnny! Now.

You'll never get the tea-house back!

Never!

I'm going to pound them when they come back,

-but you have to admit it was a pretty clever plan. -Mm-hmm.

We did it! We landed on Blackbeard's ship.

Look, a pirate flag!

Um, I don't think so. -(PIRATES WHIMPERING)

Eeek! Strangers!

Yeah, how you doing? Uh, I'm looking for Blackbeard?

Why do you want my brother?

Say what?

I am Nobeard.

My brother, the famous genius Blackbeard

used me as a punching bag for years

and I don't even want to be a pirate.

Okay... then why are you?

It's the family business.

I much prefer working with animals.

Their love is unconditional.

Ow!

Now I just want to find enough treasure

to prove to my dad, Greybeard,

that I'm just as good as my brother!

Man, do I know how that feels.

Nobeard!

Why can't you be more like your brother!

My gruel never has lumps in it

when Blackbeard makes it!

Well, unappreciated son like me,

we are from the future.

And we're gonna help you find treasure!

'Cause we've got something Blackbeard doesn't.

A metal detector!

Wow. That was convenient.

Treasure! We're rich! We're rich!

Oh, the things we'll do with this money!

Dance lessons!

A new custom kitchen!

Box seats to the opera!

Something tells me we're not going to learn about pirating here.

Okay boys, load it on the ship!

Ho-yo, ho-yo, ho-yo... No, no!

It's "yo-ho, yo-ho, yo-ho."

Now, come on!

And don't any of you say, "Arr?"

Arr! -Yeah, like that!

-(WHIMPERING) -Arr!

Blackbeard!

Nobeard: Blackbeard!

Hand over yer shiny things,

-loser brother or-- -Or what?

Or this!

-Arr! (LAUGHING) -Arr!

Blackbeard never let me sink with the ship!

-We're gonna need some help. -(MUMBLING)

Johnny, while we admire the trick you played before, we've come to a decision!

We're never going to help you with any of your schemes ever again!

Yeah, I know. Is this your latest cool invention

that'll make dad appreciate you more than me?

-Yes. -Big time.

You can't catch me! -(ALL GRUNTING)

Why are we on a pirate ship?

I need your help, but I knew you wouldn't help,

but Nobeard's brother Blackbeard treats him like dirt

and stole his treasure, and--

He didn't steal all of it!

Arr! (EVIL LAUGHS)

My brother is always taking my stuff without asking!

Man, do we know how that feels.

You'll never get your treasure back! Never!

So you'll do your science-y thing and help us beat Blackbeard?

Eh, what the heck.

Let's get him!

-We'll need this. -And this and this.

And maybe this.

Ooh! These will help.

Whoa!

Arr!

All right, let's find Blackbeard!

Arr!

I just had her painted!

Blackbeard, look.

Ooh, more treasure.

-Let's take everything they've got! No.

We're taking back everything you took from Nobeard!

And you can't stop us!

Of course I can.

Whoa! Didn't see that coming.

Cool! We're sword fighting with Blackbeard

and we're good!

Arr!

And now we're not.

Run!

Oh, oh! I have a sinking feeling we're going to lose this battle.

Actually we have a sinking feeling we're going to win!

Oh! And I didn't see that coming!

But I still have more power

than all of you weird, tiny and furry pirates!

We can't let Johnny and the furry kid

be skewered when they're fighting to help us!

Though it goes against everything we're about,

we have to stand up for ourselves!

Now what do you say!

Save Johnny!

There's too many!

I surrender.

Stop slapping me lightly and repeatedly!

You can have the treasure back.

Stop!

Yay! (WHOOPS) -Yeah! We did it!

-Now what do you pirates say! Arr!

No! Nobeard!

You can't leave me like this!

Why can't you be more like Nobeard?

He fights and he stays so neat!

Now that you've got your treasure back,

you can really set yourself up as a legendary pirate!

Actually, I've got bigger plans.

You're opening a pet store?

I got this weasel as a companion,

but it's not really "me."

-(GROWLS) -Ouch!