Save the Past Dance

Previously on "The Thundermans"--

- I set a mega stink bomb to go off

during this year's Supe Awards.

- We could transfer Dark Mayhem's powers

from the orb into one of us

and then use his plasma balls to destroy the stink bomb.

Bye-bye evil powers.

I can't put Dark Mayhem's powers back.

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I have to find a way to put Dark Mayhem's powers back.

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- Since we can't seem to agree on where to go

for our summer vacation, it's time to play Zap the Map.

Billy, spin your sister.

- Why not just choose names out of a hat?

Because it's more fun.

Now twirl the girl!

And zap.

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- It looks like we're going to the lamp store.

- Yeah! I hope there's a waterslide.

Everything okay, Phoebe?

Yeah.

Um, I just didn't sleep well.

I'm gonna go make myself a cup of evil--I mean, tea!

Well, wherever we go,

I'll be using my new state-of-the-art fishing pole.

Is that a toy?

A toy?

Chloe, this is the Gill Caster 600x with extendo action

for professional sport fishermen.

Just hit this button.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

That's a funny toy.

- Max, I need your help. - Sure, go ahead.

Okay, I've been--

La, la, la, la, la, la, la.

Very funny. Are you done?

La, la, la, la, la, la.

So now you need my help.

Sure didn't need it to stop the stink bomb at the Supe Awards.

- I already said I was sorry for that.

But, please, I really need you to listen here.

I'm having terrible dreams,

and I think it's because I can't put--

Why did you do that?

I don't know.

I think there's something wrong with me.

Have you lost your mind?

Colosso!

Hair emergency!

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- There's only person who can tell me how to stop this.

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- Well, we meet again...Thunder Girl.

Dark Mayhem,

I see you've been working on your dramatic turns.

- Yes, well, I've had a lot of time to practice

since you had me thrown in SuperJail.

Strong Door here, too.

- Ooooh, I begged them to put me in solitary.

Why have you come?

To revel in my humiliation?

No! Well, that is kinda fun.

I'm here because I borrowed your powers from the orb

and I can't put them back.

They're not just powers.

They're evil powers.

And now that evil is taking root inside of you.

- No, that's not possible, I'm a superhero.

I--I know I shouldn't have come here.

- Then I guess you don't want to rule the world.

What are you talking about?

Strong Door also confused.

- With my evil, you can complete my masterplan.

Everything you need is in a cave at the bottom

of the Weeping Volcano in Hawaii.

Weeping Volcano?

What am I saying? Why am I even listening to you?

Don't fight it.

Finish my work, and take my vengeance on the hero world.

- I don't want to rule the world!

You do!

I can see it in your eyes.

Stop talking.

- It's just a matter of time, Thunder Girl.

Soon, you will be just like me.

I'll never be evil like you!

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I'll be even more evil.

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- Well, after hours of discussion,

we finally agree on a vacation.

The Thundermans are going to--

- New York. - Delaware.

It's the state that never sleeps.

Hey, Phoebe.

I know you never need me for anything,

so I won't tell you that red streak looks stupid.

- It's just a streak, it's not "evil."

Why would you even say that? Geesh.

- First Dad hurts himself with his fishing pole,

and now Phoebe's acting weird.

What's your point?

- No point, I'm just listing stuff that happened today.

Psst, Chloe.

How would you like to do a favor for your favorite big sis?

What's Nora want?

I meant me.

I need you to come out to the driveway

and teleport me to Hawaii, then come right back home,

keep it all a secret, okay?

Okay.

Guys, I'm taking Phoebe to Hawaii!

Chloe.

- A family trip to Hawaii sounds like a great idea.

No, that's a terrible idea.

- Phoebe agrees, the Thundermans are going to Hawaii.

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Why didn't we have Chloe teleport us to Hawaii?

Because I'm on vacation, baby.

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- Look at the mountain. - Aloha.

Thank you.

Guys, can you believe we're actually in Hawaii?

- Uh, I am just glad we are off the plane.

I hate flying.

You're a flying superhero.

- I know, but airplanes are different.

How do they stay up?

Wow.

- Dad, go check in so I can get to the beach

and introduce the ladies to these big kahunas.

Hey, nametag!

Do you know where the Weeping Volcano is?

No, sorry.

You will be sorry.

- Whoa. -

- Phoebe, you still staring at that map of Hawaiian volcanos?

You had your nose buried in it the entire flight.

Well, you know what they say.

You don't really know a place until you know its volcanos.

Nobody says that.

- You know what they do say? Shut your pineapple hole.

Well, we are all checked in.

And I scored us tickets for tonight's luau.

What's a luau?

- It's a big Hawaiian dinner with hula dancers.

And fire twirlers.

And pork loin.

Such much pork.

You're scaring me.

- Come on, let's check out the room.

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- Uh, this is the life, hey, Barb?

Sure is.

Hey, kids, how's that sand castle coming?

- Actually, we decided to go a different way.

- The weird part is, that's not even my foot.

I'll fix that.

- Now here's a sight they don't mention in the travel books.

Mount I wanna date ya,

and Mount please give me your numba.

Sorry, Max.

The Gill Caster 600X is a powerful machine.

Wait, don't go!

I don't even know these people.

Dad!

- Max, this is supposed to be a family vacation,

so come over here and flex for us.

- There's waterfalls on each side of this volcano.

Found the Weeping Volcano.

Time to go.

Oh, Phoebe, come.

I'm gonna take a family selfie.

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Oh, uh, aloha.

Um, do you have anything that could distract my entire family

while I go wreak havoc?

Oh, great, thank you.

And nice fanny pack...

said no one ever.

Everybody say "Thunder fam!"

Thunder fam!

Great, family.

Anyway, I picked up some brochures.

There are so many fun activities here.

- Oh, look, there's an art class at the craft huts

starting in five minutes.

I wanna go there.

- Of course you do, because you're not an idiot.

- Here's a brochure for kite surfing.

- That's kinda cool. - I'm down.

- Wait, wait, we're supposed to be doing things as a family.

- Yeah, well, Hank, just let 'em go kite surfing,

and we'll take Chloe to the craft hut.

Alright, fine.