The Legend of the Swordsman (笑傲江湖II東方不敗)

It is the 22nd year of the Ming Dynasty

There is a war between the feudal lords in Japan

One of the feudal lords is Toyotomi Hideyoshi

He has made the whole Japan ruled by him

Some defeated feudal lords have planned for a rebel

So they have left their homeland

and gathered along the coast of South China

They are waiting for the restoration

and they have also colluded with the gangsters

in order to fight against the imperial court

Announce my order Yes

I'm the military in charge of the imperial court

The arms they have grabbed are bought

from the Dutch by the imperial court

If all the arms are returned maybe I will ask my majesty for mercy

Or, all of them including their relatives will be killed

Decapitating all of them Yes, my majesty

I'm on behalf of my majesty to tell you

The arms you have robbed should be belong to the imperial court

You'll not be decapitated if you hand in all the arms now

Or, all of you will be killed

Have you finished?

How dare you talk to me like that? How dare you?

I'll teach you a lesson with my Dutch battleship!

Who made the signal?

My Dutch battleship!

Hong!

Who is it?

Asia the invincible

Asia the invincible!

The men from the imperial court

Give them the signal

Master, we've got signal from Hattori

Chimp! I'll send you to negotiate with them

There will be a great reward to my followers

How about the others? Master?

Kill them all! Yes, my master

Chimp, let's see who will arrive first

Brother...

Ling, keep your eyes on the road

If you keep on drinking while ridding

you'll crash yourself to the hill one day

Mind yourself

After climbing over this hill we'll reach our destination

You've said it already when climbing the previous peak

Will there be another two hills to climb after climbing over this hill?

How do I know? There are too many hills

We'd better ride and see

Flying stance!

Don't block my way!

The swing of sword?

Fly! Kiddo

Brother

Don't be afraid, just stay clam

Oh God, my wine!

Brother! Wait for me!

My wine has been screwed up by you and you just walk away

not even explain

Hattori and Chimp

Go to have negotiation. Leave him to me

Yes, my lord

Don't you afraid of death?

Still provoke me even if I have skilful martial skills!

I'd rather save this bottle even when I am having a nasty tumble

Do you think I cherish my wine or my life?

Such a drunk, let you go this time

Just a waste of my time

At first I think that I still have hope!

You just care for your bottle

How come your bottle is even valuable than my life?

You know how to fly but the bottle doesn't

Take it easy

Oh my horse

My poor horse, your death is miserable

you have contributed your life to me

How come you have to end up like this?

I know that it is hard for man to survive in this world

It is even not easy to be a horse too

Don't be a horse again in your next life

But it's even harder to be a man

I know that

Maybe I'll end up like you one day

or even worse

Maybe there is no one to collect my body Stop...

Well, who knows?

What's the use of talking about the uncertainty

Shit, no more wine

How can I sleep without wine?

No more bull shit?

Could you be more serious?

The horse is an old friend of ours

How come you could have no feeling on him!

When do you guys become friends?

Your horse have thrown you down a few days ago...

and you want to get rid of him

You almost sell your own horse It's lucky that no one has bought it

Why you still bring it up while both the horse

and I have forgotten the whole issue?

You have no empathy

I understand. Men drink wine horses eat grass

Let's burn grass to feed it in heaven for redemption

You mean it?

Sure! Horses don't drink wine

It'll become a drunken horse if it drinks wine

Let's take the driest grass they burn faster

The horse will enjoy the grasses soon

Dinner time, my horse

Brother, you are teasing me again

I'll not talk to you, Kiddo You are not serious enough

Well, then listen

Our brethren and us have been separated for a year

We have searched everywhere for a place to have seclusion

Don't know how they doing now

It is lucky for us to locate the Ox Mountain

We can really enjoy the life of seclusion there

Why there is fighting?

Heroes do not last forever

The world is evil

We'd rather enjoy the life of seclusion

Everlasting heroes?

I'd like to play some music for you

Tomorrow we'll hurry to the inn

To meet with our brethren

I wonder if they are also asleep now

Don't you know any other song? This song again

Laughing and Proud Warrior

Your mind is still on the Miao girl?

How do you know?

All you can think of is wine and women

How can you have seclusion with you mind thinking of women?

You must have a hard life

Having seclusion doesn't equal to being a monk

I don't have to have few desires

The seas laugh, lashing on both shores

Drift with the tide, enjoy only today

The heaven laughs at the troubled world

Only the heaven knows who will win or lose

The earth laughs quiet place is unreachable

The waves wash away all the beauties in the world

The wind laughs, loneliness comes

Our enthusiasm overwhelms the moon

Master!

Master, I have climbed over the hill

And no one is coming

I think Ling will not come tonight

Blue Phoenix

I've got it, we'll keep on waiting

That's great

Wait!

You play this song every day all the year round

Drive me crazy!

When Ling reaches here tomorrow I'll ask him to play too

To make you all crazy

No matter how powerful you are

You are still a woman

What are you talking about?

Master I have heard someone is coming...

Someone is ridding towards us

Come up

Oh my lord!

Master

Speaking is not allowed in these three days as a punishment to you

If you speak...

I will cut your tongue

Have some wine

You love drinking, right?

You speak a lot after drinking

Then I will use your tongue to make wine

Why don't you drink?

Show me your tongue

Put your tongue in the bottle

Your tongue will be cut off sooner or later

so try to get used to the wine first

Put your tongue back into the wine

My tongue has to be cut off anyway Come on

Master, tell Ling that you like him

Ask him to stay, then you will have someone to drink with you

I've finished

He wants to live a secluded life

But I'm still engaged in this world

He could just let go, but I couldn't

Lot of things have been happened in the Sun Moon Sect lately

My father has disappeared

I am the master how can I just leave with him?

Dangerous!

Master!

Alert everyone!

Sound the alarm

Go up the roof

Prepare to fight, everybody Yes!

Come here to die

Attack!

Hidden weapon!

Spread out! Yes!...

Japanese ninjas!

Here they come, watch out!

They're coming towards us

They have seen through our strategy Attack separately

You give me scorpions and I give you snakes in return

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