Invitation to Hell

Here's a dog.

10 points.

Two or three flags, that's 15 points each.

460, 470, and 30 is 500.

I win again!

I don't want to play this dumb game anymore.

Anyway there's hardly anymoreanimals, just dumb buildings.

So count flags.

They're worth 15, and there's lots of 'em.

No fair!

You can't count golf course flags.

Daddy, golf course flags don't count, do they?

According to internationalcar game rules,

the driver must remain neutral.

Coward.

TRF Corporation, Microchip International.

Boy, it sounds like computer heaven!

Computers don't go to heaven.

What's a dumbgirl know about computers?

Robbie, I told you notto call your sister names.

She only wants to be likeyou because she loves you.

No, I don't.

Matt, I can't believe it's for real.

Executive in charge of special projects.

I still can't believeI'm joining a corporation.

Oh, you'll be just fine.

They need fresh blood.

You're not sorry you're doing this, are you?

No, I'm just sorry you had to put

up with all those lean years.

My crazy hours, Midwest winters,up to our elbows in snow.

They weren't lean years, Matt.

No, they were, they were.

It's time we Winslows had a taste

of the good life, huh guys?

Yeah!

I liked the snow.

You didn't have to shovel it.

Hey kids, that's the building

where your dad's going to work.

I don't like that working at either.

Why not?

'Cause I can't see the people inside.

MATT This is it!

What do you think?

I can't wait to wait to see it.

It's our castle, honey!

Come on, Elbert!

It is so beautiful!

I told you you'd like it.

You like it, huh?

What I tell you?

Wait 'till you see the backyard.

Big backyard, lots of grass.

Oh, honey, it's evenbetter than I remembered it.

It's all ours.

Along with the mortgage payments.

Hey, Chrissy, wait for me!

- Well. - Yeah?

Better late than never.

Have you ever seen such a gorgeous kitchen?

Matt, I am going to cook youthe best meal you've ever had!

What's that sound?

Where do you want this thing?

Whatever it is.

Oh, careful, careful there.

Holding the 21st century in your hands there.

Wait a minute. Hold it.

What?

Albert, get off the chair.

Matt, I want you to takeall your computer things

and your inventions into the new lab at work.

Pat, this is my baby.

It's part of the family, Pat.

Matt, I don't care.

I want this house to be home, not a lab.

Because I love you, I'lltell you what I'll do.

I'll take it to the lab.

It's a great idea.

What you got there, games?

No, inventory.

You guys lose any of my stuff, I'll know it.

Hey, We don't lose nothing.

Oh, yeah?

I'm already missing a candy bar.

Well, look around.

It could be anywhere.

Kids today.

I don't know.

I know it's hard tosleep in a strange place.

But you just gotta get used to it.

Here we sit likebirds in the wilderness,

birds in the wilderness, birds in the wilderness.

Here we sit like birds in thewilderness, waiting to be fed.

Ah, finally.

The pizza man.

I don't think It is the pizza man, Matt.

They usually come to the front door.

Maybe it's a zombie.

Mommy?

Hey, hey, hey.

I'm gonna give you a knucklesandwich, you little character.

Sounds like a job forthe head of the household.

Wanna check it out, Pat?

Absolutely not.

Matt, over here.

Zombies, definitely.

They do stuff like that.

Come on, Robbie.

Cut it out.

Stay back.

Dad!

What is this?

Hey!

How you doing?

Hey, how are you?

How are you?

Oh, look.

Is this Janey?

- Great mask! - You really scared us!

I had you scared there, didn't I?

Yeah.

Yeah, you did.

Yeah, you did.

Got you good.

All right, now look.

I brought this over for you here.

The first one is free.

But after that, we got a little charge.

Thomas, you haven'tchanged a bit since College.

Still a primitive,tasteless sense of humor.

Ooh.

But, a highly advancedgourmet sense of food, huh?

OK, kids.

Eat wholly over hard sufaces, kids.

The masks were Tom's idea.

Not mine.

We're getting ready for a big costume ball

later this month at the club.

Really?

Anyway, welcome to paradise.

Aw, thanks.

Tell you what, let's get some wine.

I'll show my kitchen.

This is great, I'm telling you.

You know, when I heard that youwere coming, I was so happy.

You have an idea. - Aw, thanks, dude.

You did a lot of arm twisting out, I'll bet.

Not at all!

Word has spread of yourinvention, I'm telling you.

When the company heard, they wanted to get

you right into the project.

You-- you brilliant, renegade,un-patented genius, you!

You're probably right.

They heard about my sensors, right?

They sure have.

And I'll tell you something--with a huge corporation

behind you like this, it's going to be great.

And I'll sell it. See?

You look good, I look good.

So I'm just taking care of numero uno here.

A song!

A song to celebrate, huh?

What do you say?

All right!

It'll be like old times, huh?

Patricia, the struggling music major.

Remember, we used to singaround that horrible,

old, upright piano in the dorm?

I remember.

Is this the same one?

Just the same budget.

So it's a little out of tune.

Just a little?

Don't worry about it.

The days of out of tunepianos and beat up furniture

is over for you two, so just relax.

To friends.

To success.

Cheers.

The days out of tunepianos and beat up furniture

are over, Matt.

Squawk!

Said the parrot, as theyfinally sighted the island.

And they lived happily ever after.

And bought a condominium in Miami Beach.

Oh, Daddy.

Oh, daddy.

All right.

Little sleep there, little sleep dust there.

Give me a kiss.

Now it's time to sleep withthe angels, my little cookie.

OK? - OK.

All right.

Night-night.

Night-night.

Who's winning?

The Plasmic warriorsgot three of my fighters.

But I just blasted their wholemothership into hyperspace.

And now that the galaxy is safe for democracy,