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And...smile!

Wait!

I have a masters degree

and I take yearbook pictures

I don't get it.

Next!

Hi, Pheebs!

You look totes fabs,

Aw, thanks.

Is that good?

Yeah.

I'm actually really excited.

At my old school, our pictures

formal.

You had to wear a uniform?

Something like that.

All I know is

and I want this one

Perfect, huh?

You might wanna change...

into someone pretty.

Nyaah!

Nyaah!

That's what you're wearing

I always wear what I want.

Next.

Besides, Phoebe,

Why not?

'Cause.

Huh?

Chocolate, Max?

Next.

What--

You have to let me

That can't be

Fine.

Smile.

Wait, what?

Don't forget

Cheese.

Next.

I can't believe Max

Did you get

Yep, got all the cheese out.

What about the chocolate?

Yep, got all the cheese out.

I thought Max's

would've stopped

Well,

your hair is really silky

And your brother

You're darn right he is.

That's why he's late.

Max!

Yeah, he's petrified.

Check it out, Pheebs.

The Internet

"Fondue-doo-head."

Max, why would you dump

all over your sister

Well, I was going to use

but it's 12 bucks a gallon.

Well, that does seem high.

What is the big deal?

It's not like I exposed

But you're still

Why would you do

Because mischief and mayhem

When we moved to Hiddenville

we were hoping this ridiculous

was just going to end.

Never!

One day, the League of Master

and I'll be there

and say, "Hello, this is Max and

Not if you don't

Dad!

No. Two weeks, no phone,

and you apologize

I'm sorry.

Fondue-doo-head.

Oh, that's it.

Phoebe,

Okay.

Max, your ears are too big

Mehhh!

Ugh.

Thank you.

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I'm suddenly in the mood

Two weeks, no phone?

Please, I have phones

I'm so done

You know what you need?

What?

Phoebe, you need

to do that.

I got plenty of dark side.

Who do you think puts

back on the shelf?

No, I do that.

Well, stop it,

Well,

Oh, come on, Dad,

Hey, that's my pudding cup!

Sorry, but today feels like

Enjoy your pudding lava.

Oh, that's hot!

Instead of fighting,

can one of you

It's Billy's turn.

I did it last time.

Well, I'm not doing it!

I'm triple not doing it!

I'm whatever's

Hey!

Stop arguing

Hank,

We have four kids.

There's always

I know, but I'm reading

Uh-oh,

The last time

we were vegans for a month.

30 days of broccoli.

We won't go back!

This one's different.

From Conflict To Non-flict.

It says to let children

their own problems.

You've got to stop

from a book, Barb.

You need to open your mouth

Trust me, Hank,

All right,

Whoever throws something

that causes the trash

has to take the trash out.

So we get to pile up

As high as we want?

And whichever fool knocks

over has to take it out?

Both: Cool!

All right,

you think pranks

let's see if you like wiping out

Oh, hey, Nora, I was just--

Greasing Max's slide?

Billy in the hole!

Billy, no!

Whooaaahh!

Waaahhhhh!

Whoa.

Billy in the wall.

What happened to knocking?

I was about to get

Billy!

You ruined

Thanks, I'm fine.

Billy!

That prank was meant

...gic shows are fun.

I think I'll go see one now.

This was your big prank,

Turning our little brother

It was supposed to be you.

I would never endanger

Whoooaaahhh!

Hey, guys.

What'd I miss?

Lame, Phoebe. Lame.

Just you wait!

I am going to come up

even if it takes me

Morning, sunshine.

Did you come up

'Cause I did.

Oh, I am so getting you

Sorry, I don't speak

I think you're going

Ready to save

You know it, Thunder Man.

Hi-yah!

Ki-ya!

Ki-ya!

A thousand daggers of pain!

Hi-yah, Phoebe.

Is this what you do

We will ask the questions

Why aren't you at school?

Nice save.

Because Max

And I'm really,