Weekend Guest

"Whisk briskly.

How do you fold an egg?

Oh, time for calculus.

The integral from zero to pi

Not a bunch of circles.

Oh, back to brownies.

Let's see.

Ooh, brownies.

Can I lick the calculator?

Ugh!

I'm just so busy this weekend.

I've got the bake sale

all of this homework,

and plus I'm volunteering

Uh, there was something else.

Bore me with all the stuff

Check.

Any chance you're gonna

in the next four seconds

and help me?

I will only answer that

Sometimes I wish I could just

Two of you?

One of you?

What are you guys up to?

We got a cabaret gig in

Awesome.

I thought

for our school talent show

You promised to be

and teach us some dance moves.

Yeah, I need to learn how

Right now, it's just

Don't tell me you forgot.

Your talent show

I would never forget that.

Just give me a second

That was the thing you

wasn't it?

Completely.

Ay, ay, ay, Max.

¿Qué es tan importante?

Sorry, I was in the middle

You know, I'm busy.

Well, you said something

and I took note, because that

So you called me down here

No, that's just a bonus.

I called you down here

to see something

Both: Tada!

Is it behind the two rabbits?

It is the two rabbits.

Dr. Colosso's been teaching me

Unfortunately, they've all

coming out with two butts.

Until now.

Behold one beautiful butt!

You really need

Okay, before you go,

you might want to see this.

What did you do?

Well, you said you wanted

That was an expression.

Oh, so is this:

Max, this is so wrong.

No, this is perfect.

You get help

and I get something that will

A clone?

The competition is tough.

Jimmy Klegner turned

and was still wait-listed.

Well, she does look

Can she talk?

I could talk all day

I know, right?

I mean, they're a little bit

whoa!

This is way too weird.

I refuse to be dragged into

another one

Oh, I know.

I've got to stuff to do

Get off my back, calendar!

Hmm.

No, Max.

If someone finds out

they might get an inkling

that we're not your typical

No one will inkle.

There will be no inkling.

She's a perfect copy of you--

same annoying voice,

same dopey face--

Phoebes: Okay, I get it!

How do you stand him?

It's not easy.

Don't worry.

I just want to see how she works

I don't think so, Max.

Phoebe!

This keyboard's

Actually, it has that

Shut it, Billy.

Okay, I won't let you take her

but maybe she can shelve books

And don't mess this up, Max.

You'll expose us all.

Well, since we're going

I should probably return

or there's gonna be a...

Oh, me!

If only your jokes were

You are just like her.

I should have dialed back

Oh!

Are you okay?

Numbers are made of candy!

Say what?

Max?

What's the first thing

The more butts,

Yes, and the slightest

they turn dumb.

Observe.

I'm the mayor

I mean, it's okay.

Look at me.

That might be something

when no one's around;

All right.

We're gonna make this

Good, 'cause I don't want

in front of the whole school.

I have a reputation.

I'm the kid who's always

in front of the whole school.

All right.

Five, six, seven, eight.

I can't stop!

Hank, do something.

Got it.

Got it.

Jeez, Phoebe.

Cat food?

Well, it was in a can.

I have a lot on my mind, okay?

This isn't going to work.

You know, your father and I

could offer you

It's okay.

She's great at this,

Not old.

I'm gonna act like

Because you can't?

That's funny, Nora.

Don't disrespect your father.

a lot of rehearsing to do,

so if you guys could--

You know, your dad and I--

And here we go.

We used to dance

Now we just watch shows

about people

Come on, Hank.

Phoebe?

I wish that shoe hit me.

You are just like Phoebe,

so being around all these books,

the smart should come

And you're eating a book.

Maybe if I just...

I see two of you.

Hi, Max.

Uh...

Fix your...face.

You stay here.

And then we'll start

Oh, thank goodness

Trains go "choo-choo."

Okay.

Anyway, Ms. Barnett

so I'm gonna need for you

Okey-dokey.

Hi, everybody.

I'm Phoebe, and this is...

a book.