The Ren & Stimpy Show

Farther !

Farther !

Come on, man, don't you have anything farther ?!

Well, let's see.

First we got this here small red dot...

Farther !

You know, you bend over backwards for...

that's as far as she goes.

Okay, we're all set.

Let's go !

Where are we going, Ren ?

Oh, no, it's not we...

it's you.

But, but, Ren...

no buts, this trip's on me.

Well, see you around, pal.

But I don't wanna go to Ursa minor.

What did I do wrong ?

Well, I just don't like you.

But I love you !

Please, please, take me back.

Please, pl...

let me put this in layman's terms:

I don't ever want to see you again !

Someone get a plastic bag.

Wha, what ?

Well, the damage was quite extensive

and we were in surgery for 46 hours.

Even though there wasn't much to work with,

we wound up with a few extra parts.

But you won't need these.

But remember, the important thing is

you are alive and you have each other.

That's right, Ren, we do have each other.

At least you have each other,

each other, each other...

Oh, joy !

It's time for my favorite show,

"stomper room."

Ready for some stomping, Ren ?

I...

Meteor showers recorded late...

Hey, kids, it's four in the morning

and you know what time that is...

It's stomping time !

Sleepy time.

Nothing like stomping to start your Sunday.

Sunday !

I've gotta get to work.

Hold it.

I can't go to work like this.

Hmm.

Do you know what time it is ?!

Stomping time ?

You're late again, hoke.

That's Hoek ?

What was that ?

Hoek... Hoek.

You have very delicate features for a man.

Don't patronize me, hoke !

Now get to work !

Wow, this is where you work ?

Yep, top-secret stuff.

So secret, I don't even know what's going on.

You see, when this light turns green,

I pull this lever.

Let me try.

Hey, hey, hey, step back.

You're not authorized.

Besides, you gotta have a degree in leverage.

I didn't go to 13 years of night school for nothing.

10-second break.

Red light !

You... you...

you're...

fired !

You... you... freak.

There's only one place for your kind.

So, what qualifications do you have ?

Open your eyes, man.

We're connected, you idiot !

Two heads, two different species.