Shred It Go

Baby, you're so loud.

Sorry, just feeding breakfast

to Malcolm and Tony from MKTO.

Phoebe, you've lost your mind.

No, the MKTO concert is completely sold out,

but I can still get two tickets

if I win "The Most Outrageous Fan" contest.

I call this "Waking up with MKTO."

I call it waking up people who don't want to be awake.

Hey, hey, hey. It's never too early for bacon.

Thank you. - PHOEBE:

That's for Tony. He loves apple-smoked bacon.

But he hates pineapple.

He's deathly allergic to it.

Well, you'd better hope he's not allergic to crazy.

Achoo!

Oh, no, I'm allergic to crazy.

Phoebe, you have to move out.

I am not crazy, okay?

This contest is huge.

People are sending poems, weaving quilts.

One gutsy girl even tried to make a butter sculpture.

I ran out of butter, okay?

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a contest to win.

Boys, who wants pancakes?

Shouldn't we be worried about that?

What? It's teenage girl going gaga over a band.

Totally normal.

Not her, him.

So, where you come from is everyone made out of cardboard?

Oyster, do you have any idea

how to order fries on this thing?

Hey, first time at Splatburger?

You get Splat hats.

Uh, oh, dude, no hats.

We're kind of known for our hair.

Oh, what's that like?

Anyway, here's the deal-- all the food's pre-cooked,

so you've just gotta punch your order in like this,

and it shoots out of these tubes onto your plates.

Splat away!

Sweet! - Cool!

Yeah, food from tubes.

The future's here, boys.

Uh, I'm legally bound to tell you

there's no way to actually clean these babies.

Good luck.

- Ah, bonus pickle.

Whoa, check it out.

It's that girl from school you think likes you.

Her name's Cassandra and she does like me, all right?

We play ignore-flirt all the time.

Oh, she's good.

I wish I could go out with you, Craig, but I can't.

I'm going to the MKTO concert on Friday.

She shut him down.

But at least she spoke to him.

Hey, clam it, Oyster. I've got an idea.

Hey, uh, Max, right?

I didn't see you there. - Yeah, you didn't.

So, I was lookin' at the Polynesian pot stickers.

I love apple-smoked bacon, but I can't have pineapple.

See, I'm deathly allergic to that.

Oh! That's just like Tony from...

MKTO!

What, you like them, too? - I'm literally obsessed.

What's your favorite song? - Uh...all of them!

But if you had to pick one, what would it be?

- Ow!

I can't just pick one, either.

Are you going to the concert?

Yeah, of course, I'm going.

Maybe we can meet up and rock out.

Sounds like a date.

Epic play, man.

But isn't that concert sold out?

Oh, dude, way ahead of you.

Phoebe's entering this MKTO contest

and if I help her win, she'll give me one of her tickets.

Nice!

We should celebrate with more fries.

Yes! - Yo, tube dudes!

More fries!

Oyster, that's not how it works.

Maybe it is.

Ah, the "Thunder Purge." My favorite time of the year.

I get to destroy all our old junk and not get in trouble.

I'm no lung doctor, but I'm pretty sure this is bad for me.

Guys, say hello to our new...

shredder. -

It's gonna help us clean this place up.

Are you sure this thing can handle

a year's worth of Thunder trash?

It can shred anything.

Check it out. -

Ha! Ha!

Whoa, it's a super-shredder.

Yeah, and without the ashy aftermath.

We don't need that thing. Watch this!

Ow!

There go the instructions.

Come on, Billy. Let's play Hide and Seek.

Um...maybe later.

Welcome to the family.

I'm gonna call you Shreddy.

- Ow.

That's Nora. I'll tell you about her later.

Phoebe, are you taking the cut-outs for a walk?

That's ridiculous.

Who takes cardboard cut-outs for a walk?

I'm using them as kites.

Lame alert! - It is not lame.

I'm gonna take a picture of them up in the air for the MKTO contest,

and then they'll know my love for them is sky high.

Get it? - I get it.

Yeah, it's lame.

Well, Phoebe, lucky for you

I've got a winning idea

that'll only cost you one of your tickets.

You wanna go to the MKTO concert?

What's her name?

It's Cassandra from school.

She's going. I told her I'd meet her there.

Aw, Cassandra's so sweet. - Yeah.

Why would I ruin her life by helping you date her?

Okay.

Besides, my cut-out idea's already gonna win.

Right, guys?

Hey, look, a dry-cleaning bill...

Oh, my. - ...from three years ago?

They itemized it. - Oh.

All right, fine. What's your big idea?

Throw me out of a plane?

And I know Malcolm loves classic cars

and Siberian huskies,

and Tony named his hamster Princess Leia.

I know everything about you, MKTO!

But not so much that it's weird.

I'm your most outrageous fan and I'm falling for yooooouuuu!

Cut! - Okay, now let me down.

You got it. - Whoa!

-

Now do it again--just higher and closer to the rocks.

All we have to do now

is upload the video to the contest websites.

Do you think we'll win? - I know we'll win.

Between your freakish fan knowledge

and my video skills, it's a slam-dunk.

Thank you so much for everything.

Except for dropping me on my face.

True.

So, you rigging the contest?

Do monkeys have monkey butts?

I'm gonna put a hidden message in the video

that says "Pick me" every four seconds.

Great idea!

But for the record, it's monkey heinies.

Look it up.

Guys, why invite me,

if you're gonna stare at Cassandra

and you're gonna stare at your phone

to find out if you won that contest?

We didn't invite you.

You were already here.

Oh.

Then carry on.

MKTO! Oh, my gosh, we won!

We actually won!

Max, we did it! - Yes, up top!

Thank you so much.

I take back everything bad I've ever said about you.

Of course, I would do anything for my sister.

Now get lost. Cassandra's coming!

Hey, Cassandra.

You getting excited for our concert date?

Bad news, Max. My ticket fell through.

I can't go.

Well, uh, maybe we can do something else.

And have you miss out on the concert?

You love MKTO.

I also love waterslides.

Let's find one and go there.

I can't do that to you.

You just...

have to go for the both of us.

- Oh, ho, ho!