Jackass: Best and Last

Warning.

The stunts in this movie were performed by professionals.

So for your safety and the protection of those around you, do not attempt any of

the stunts you're about to see.

All this nice and light Smith & Wesson.

It's got all the stopping power of a 9mm and I'll be getting

shot in the chest with this 9-11 Level 2A Kevlar vest.

Oh, and to absorb some of the impact from the bullet, I'll be putting these

magazines, a couple of Hustlers and a couple of leg worlds,

under the vest to avoid any and all blunt force trauma.

Alright.

That's why I'd rather someone else shoot me.

Like that, Jason?

Looks pretty good.

I can't handle this, dude.

Dude, don't be stupid.

Say a prayer, dude.

This is beyond dumb.

Let's fucking go.

Now you gotta go the whole way around.

You sure?

I can't handle this.

PJ, let's fucking go.

Find out where the bullet went.

PJ.

Come on, man.

PJ, let's fucking go.

I'm about to throw a fucking rock at you.

Let's go.

No.

It's the next one.

PJ, come on.

I can't handle this.

Make sure you got it, fucking.

PJ.

This is so fucking lame, I can't even tell you right now.

Forget it.

Let's go.

Let's go, dude.

Just go.

Put it in that thing and go.

Didn't hurt?

No, I was kind of just scared, though.

So you didn't even leave a fucking... Dude, I told you guys.

Look at the powder burn.

I know.

Yeah, I was shaking a little.

You guys want to go watch it on the TV?

Fuck yeah.

Smile.

This is going to be great.

Walk away, back away, back away, back away,

back away, back away, back away, back away.

Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville.

Welcome to Jackass.

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Welcome to the first day of our final film.

What are you feeling?

Uh, I'm sad.

How come?

I guess, uh, a big part of my life is, uh, almost over.

Does it make you sad, Chris?

No, I'm not in touch with my emotions.

So we have a new Jackass cast member.

His name's 1W Larry.

He's a humanoid robot.

And voicing that robot is Mr. Adam Ray.

And you're going to be making history today with

the first, uh, robot to human prostate exam.

This is what Jackass looks like at 50, I guess.

We are of that age where we have to get prostate exams.

Yes, this is something.

So we hired the finest.

You see the finger on that thing?

I did.

Yeah, that's not a finger, by the way.

It's a claw.

You're going to run into some trouble.

It's not there.

It's this side that's all sharp.

How many times have you done this, Larry?

Once.

To myself.

In the car on the way over.

Let's let it rip, baby.

Maybe letting it rip is a bad choice of words.

I'm Steve-O and prostate health is super important.

So, this is the robot rectal exam.

Yadda, yadda, yadda, take your pants off.

Non-lubricated condoms.

No, we have lube.

Oh my god, it's so sharp.

Here, let's go put a little lube on for you.

Crunchy peanut butter.

Why crunchy?

Drop the laundry.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Give me one more.

Oh gross.

Now, be tired.

Wait, wait, wait.

Wait, wait.

Wait.

Wait.

On my cue.

There we go, there we go.

Steve, what are you doing?

Is your chocolate in his peanut butter or his peanut butter in your chocolate?

More peanut butter, please.

More peanut butter.

More peanut butter, don't get it on my jacket.

Oh, my God.

There we go.

There you go.

No, that's it.

That's it.

Go, go, go.

Steve, go in, go in, Nate.

Get down.

Keep doing it.

Oh, my God.

Get over.

Do you want me to call your dad?

Oh, my God.

Hey, Larry, let lame-mail your finger.

It'll be my pleasure.

Come on, Lance.

Smell it.

Smell it.

It's not that bad.

Yep, yep.

Got him.

I have one more thing I need to do.

Give you a reach around.

I'll help you.

Okay, here we go.

We got this.

We got this.

Teamwork makes the dream work.

Did I mention I've been drinking today?

Did I mention I've been drinking today?

Here we go.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

This might be a bad time to tell you my license was revoked last week.

Good job, Steve-o.

Can I ask a question?

Yeah.

Why is this the last movie?

Well, I can't ride red rockets or bulls anymore,

so it felt like the natural place to stop.

Yeah, I'm certainly not going to ride those rockets or the bulls.

You know, we were talking, it's like, you know, we got all this footage no one's

seen before or barely seen and we can pick our all-time favorite bits and shoot some

new footage and I'll get to see the Warhammer again.

Well, if a scene requires me to get into my

birthday suit, the answer just might be yes.

Okay, this is called the golf course air horn.

When people tee off, when they're coming down with

their swing, we're going to blow these air horns.

Here she goes again.

No, is there another one?

She still hit it pretty good.

What'd I tell you?

What'd I tell you?

Here, you've lost your club.

Kick your ass?

Sorry.

Didn't I tell you I'm going to come over here and kick your ass with that?

What?

I'm sorry, I got bursitis.

You got bursitis?

Yeah.

So that means you got to play with the horn?

It helps.

I'll give you something to play with now.

Sorry, it won't happen again.

Get back.

Get down, get down.

Watch this.

Wait, wait.

Get down.

Wait.

Wait.

Get down.

Get down.

Get down.

Get down.

Get down.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Hello, my name's Johnny Knoxville.

This is Tori Belecci, international scientist.

This is Follow the Leader.

So what's going to happen is Knoxville is going to move his arm and an electrical

signal will go into the computer and then he will be able to control your arms.

What?