Succession

Where am I?

Where the fuck am I?

Jesus.

Logan?

Logan?

- Logan, where are you? -

- Logan! - Oh, fuck.

Where am I?

It's okay.

We're in the new place.

- Oh, I'm sorry. - It's okay.

- Need anything? - No.

You good?

- -

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Brooklyn, Bronx, Queens and Staten.

From the Battery to the top of Manhattan.

Asian, Middle Eastern and Latin.

Black, white New York, you make it happen.

Brownstones, water towers, trees, skyscrapers.

Firefighters and Wall Street traders.

Come together on the subway cars.

What's that, man?

- We're here, Mr. Roy. - This is it.

This is the day we make it happen, Fikret.

You're the man, Mr. Roy. You're the man.

We good?

Jesus Christ.

Hey, hey, hey, buddy.

Good to see you.

So, are we ready to fuck or what?

Yeah. Okay.

Look, uh, I'm really sorry, but it looks like there's an issue.

Come on, I came all the way up here, dude.

Yeah, I'm sorry... Uh, dude.

Okay.

Listen, you know I love what you do, right?

I'd love to keep you and your team in place, Lawrence.

I think Vaulter is the shiz.

- We're the shiz? Yeah.

What's it gonna take?

You want me to send a vintage Jaguar over to your house today?

I'll do it.

Sure. Look, um...

I just think, bottom line,

I can deliver a lot more value for our shareholders.

I hope we haven't inconvenienced you.

I see you.

I see this.

We appreciate your interest in our little outfit, but I...

Think that's it.

Come on. That's it?

That's not it.

What the fuck happened?

Yo, hang on.

Hold up. Hold up.

- You get the message? - What?

I'm not letting you Neanderthals in to rape my company, ever.

I'm sorry?

You're a bunch of bloated dinosaurs

who didn't notice the monkeys swinging by till yesterday.

Well, fuck you, daddy's boy.

Hey, come on. Don't blow this up.

I got a track record from founding one of the most exciting

new media brands in the world.

And what do you got?

Track marks from shooting junk?

Thanks for coming down. It was great to meet you.

Sorry this isn't going to work out.

No, it's gonna work out.

No, it isn't.

Take care, dude.

- Fuck. What the fuck, Frank? - Uh...

- How can we salvage this? - You still want to pursue this?

Yeah, of course I wanna pursue. I wanna announce.

This is part of the whole thing. This is the secret sauce.

Do we need to sweeten the offer?

You wanna bump the offer another point?

Do you wanna call your dad?

Do I wanna call my dad?

No, I don't wanna call my dad.

Do you wanna call your dad?

- No. - No?

Do you wanna call your dad? Does anybody wanna call their dad?

Okay, nobody wants to talk to their fucking dad.

So, we've started, so let's buy this fucking company.

- I'm pushing the bid to 120, okay? - Okay.

How's it going?

Yeah, I'm, uh, right in the middle, Dad.

Did you close?

Yeah, it's okay.

Um, we're not quite closed.

I'm going to 120.

So that's good.

Uh...

And are we still good for the announcement?

Uh-huh.

Great, 'cause obviously I'm soft-floating to like, Frank and Rava,

and there's gossip getting soft-floated.

By who?

Uh, by the ether, I don't know.

Hey. Hey, happy birthday, you old geezer.

Look, it's exciting. This is gonna be great for you, Dad.

Mmm-hmm, I'm excited.

Waystar Royco is a family.

A family that spans four continents,

50 countries, three divisions...

Entertainment, News and Resorts.

Working together to provide a net that can hold the world,

or catapult it forward

to the next adventure!

Joining Waystar Royco,

you're joining one of the most dynamic news and entertainment companies

- in the world. Feel it!

Feel it.

- - Okay, how's everyone feeling?

Great!

Excellent!

Hey. You in the room?

- Uh... -

Okay.

Well, let's go out and give these kids the best day of their lives, huh?

Feel it!

Feel it!

Hi!

Hi, Doderick!

Hi!

Good morning!

It's Doderick!

Hey! It's me, Doderick!

Hey, happy birthday!

Don't pull on my tail!

- - Don't hit Doderick!

Hey!

Quit it!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

- - Wait, okay.

Please, get off!

Can you fuck off? Can you just get the fuck off?

- -

He's puking out of his eyes!

Protein spill. Protein spill.

Ew! Ew! Ew!

Okay, this way. Come on.

- Greg? Hi, Mom.

How... Are you okay? How's it going?

Mom, sorry, but I sort of screwed up.

Well, like, not me, actually, but this kid.

- Greg. - This kid smoked a joint in my car.

A kid?

Like, this hitchhiker kid

that I picked up this morning. Like earlier this morning.

'Cause it was raining and I didn't want to, um...

I didn't want him to get sexually assaulted?

- Greg. - Before I could even say anything...

- What the fuck? - Aggressively takes out, uh...

Have you ever seen, like, so, a doobie?

And, um, the car smelled like skunk weed.

And then, I guess, I smelled like it.

And then, they were just, like, "Get all your stuff and go."

Greg, did you even think for one second

to tell them who you are?

No, I thought... I didn't wanna be an asshole or get into it all.

- Okay, here's what you're gonna do. - I don't know.

You're gonna get a plane ticket to New York.

It's your uncle... Your great-uncle Logan's birthday,

and they're having a big party.

I'll call Marcia and tell her you're coming.

- It's his birthday? - You're gonna go to the party.

You're gonna get him a nice gift.

And you're gonna look nice.

In a grown-up shirt and a grown-up blazer.

A blazer?

I'll let you know.

Uh, they're not gonna budge unless it gets to be a stupid number.

- What's a stupid number? - Stupid. A badillion, I don't know.

Because 120 is stupid. Am I wrong? 120 is a stupid number.

But it's not really a money thing right now.

Mr. Roy, someone's here to see you.

Okay. Who's this?

- Hi, Kendall Roy? - Yeah, hi.

I was sent by Roman to burn some sage.

Excuse me?

It's auspicious. I'm a business alchemist.

It's a gift, from your brother.

- Will it set off the smoke alarms? - Not usually.

- "Not usually"? - Well, that hasn't...

Hey, hey, motherfuckers!

Roman.

My guy? Are you saging?

Well, we're concerned about the alarms.

- Ooh, right, yeah, the bad juju. - Now, I can use essential oils.

Oh, I think just fuck off, thanks.