SAKAMOTO DAYS

My hero, the legendary hit man Mr. Sakamoto,

fell in love and retired from his life of crime.

All he wanted was the quiet warmth of living a normal life.

But the JAA was relentless, sending assassin after assassin after him.

Apparently, someone called Slur

put a bounty of one billion yen on Mr. Sakamoto's head.

Screw them!

If that wasn't bad enough, Slur brought a group of violent criminals to Japan

and is trying to ruin Mr. Sakamoto's precious normal life.

But we won't let him get the best of us!

LU - SHIN - SAKAMOTO

Please... Let me go!

Why are you after me?

Who the hell are you?!

You look scared.

How cute.

I like you.

Wait...

Was this guy

always so ugly?

He was so cute just now.

I guess nothing's cuter

than that terrified look people get right before they die.

But every time I see that look,

I get too excited and end up killing them.

I should work on my self-control.

DUMP DEATH ROW INMATE

This is perfect. Tomorrow's job will go off without a hitch.

Who's there?!

Wait... What?

I finally understand you now.

It really is what's on the inside that counts!

Oh?

Volume 7 is missing.

That's not right.

Not right. Not right. Not right.

Not right, not right, not right!

I'll take this.

That'll be 484 yen.

That's better!

APART DEATH ROW INMATE

I need more...

This isn't nearly enough for me.

Where are those S-rank whatevers?

MINIMALIST DEATH ROW INMATE

KILLED THREE D-RANKS

I GOT ONE B-RANK

Whoa, whoa!

I know we haven't killed in a while, but cool your jets.

THAT WAS FAST LOL

Rushing into things is so uncool.

What are you doing? Working?

Yeah. Just go back to bed.

Such a waste.

Knowing their personality, their history, all their stories is what makes

seeing their ending so exciting.

SAW DEATH ROW INMATE

Now... Whose ending would be the most entertaining?

Sakamoto, I am entrusting my lady to you.

I will continue looking into Slur.

Those death row inmates are out there. Be careful.

They murder for the fun of it.

They're a different breed from hit men and mafia thugs.

I'm surprised Wutang left without much of a fuss.

Yeah, but that jerk took all the money we won.

VIDEO RENTALS

First things first. We need intel on the enemy.

Hello, Mr. Sakamoto.

What can I help you find today?

I want to know about the death row inmate murders from the other day.

That'll be under "psycho horror."

HUMAN LIZARD - DON'T PLEASE - SLEEPY FISH MAD SOMMAR - THE SILENCE OF THE GOATS

Oh, this looks good.

Everything here is R-rated.

TECHNICAL CHAINSAW MASSACRE

We need all the intel we can get!

Can I close my eyes if I get scared?

- That'll be 1,083,000 yen. - You don't get to slack off.

- I really can't do horror... - Credit.

- You're hopeless. - Thank you.

Have you heard?

A gang of crooks has been causing trouble the past few days.

Oh, no. They sound real scary.

Look at you, frothing at the mouth.

Osaragi, this is the wrong way.

I missed the turn.

Let me back up.

All clear!

We're on the highway, you can't just reverse.

But I must say, you look good in the driver's seat.

Dammit, Osaragi!

Can't you drive more carefully?

There's a senior citizen in here!

I'm sorry.

Mr. Shishiba made me drive.

Both hands on the wheel, Osaragi.

Anyway, I don't care if they're on death row or not.

You mess around on our turf, you're dead meat.

HYO THE ORDER

That line's from a movie I saw yesterday! One of the thugs said it before he died.

- You saw it too, Hyo? - What?

NAGUMO THE ORDER

Give it a rest, Nagumo. Don't stir him up.

SHISHIBA THE ORDER

Whatever do you mean?

Osaragi, use your indicator.

I was about to.

OSARAGI THE ORDER

Well, they may be crazed murderers, but they're amateurs, aren't they?

What is Slur thinking?

I don't understand one bit.

Without any morals or even a conscience,

when it comes to killing, they have no brakes.

That might make them tougher than they seem.

When it comes to killing, you've got no brakes either.

I do too.

Hey!

Osaragi, get down!

We've got another one here. A killer with no brakes.

He's got his pedal to the metal.

That's Mr. Takamura for you.

TAKAMURA THE ORDER

- What was that? - What happened?

In any case, there are four of them, so...

We have more than enough to take them on.

Mr. Shishiba, we should eat tonkatsu for good luck.

I forgot how superstitious you are.

Get away! Stop it!

Hey, he fell asleep!

This isn't scary, it's just gross.

Whoa! That was awesome, Taro!

You caught 99 shots in a row!

Missed one.

But man,

training with you one-on-one is so fun.

It's like we're real pals!

Heisuke, give me one more shot while there's no one else around.

You really are amazing, huh, Mr. Sakamoto?

Hey, Shin!

But no matter how hard you train,

if you die, you die.

What do you want, Nagumo?

You saw right through me.

What?! Shin, your vibe is way different than it was a minute ago.

- I heard, Sakamoto. - Did you get a makeover?

- You're looking fresh! - You've been snooping around

about Slur's death row inmates.

What if I was?

The Order is already on it.

Lowly mom-and-pop shop workers should stay out of it.

No thanks. Waiting around won't do any good.

I'm giving you this warning as a friend.

You've been ordered to kill them all, haven't you?

I want information on Slur,

so I need to get to them before The Order does.

You mean you're going to take them alive?

You're as soft as ever.

Let me clue you in on what your enemies make of you.

The heck is this?

Rank B.