Adventure Time

Jake: Finn?

Finn: Yo.

Oh, hey.

Me and BMO are heading over to the vuvuzela store

in the music kingdom.

You want to come with?

I got to get a new vuvuzela.

Somebody keeps smashing my old one.

I can't bear this burden any longer!

It was me!

I'm the vuvuzela smasher!

BMO, how could you?

Neptr: No, it was me!

I'm the vuvuzela smasher.

Neptr?!

Finn: No, I'm the vuvuzela smasher.

All right, all right.

Well, I'm still getting one.

You coming?

Nah, me and Fin--

Fern are supposed to clean out

the chicken coop today.

And if anyone tries to stop me,

I'll slash their flipping faces off.

True, true.

Okay, well, I'll see you later then.

Come on, BMO.

Jake, I'm sorry!

I really am the smasher!

Jake: Ah, don't sweat it, buddy.

Holy cow!

Fern, that was perfect!

Hyup!

You're getting new powers like every day now.

Let me see you do Jake --

no, wait, Ice King! Do Ice King!

Ha, nah, man.

Imitating uncool people infects you

with their loserishness.

Oh.

Yeah, that rings true.

It's too bad you didn't develop any

coop-poop-scooping skills.

That coop is incredibly disgusting.

Actually, about that, I was thinking that,

instead, maybe you and I could explore

some secret ruins I found.

Secret ruins?! Sweet!

Maybe we can still catch up with Jake and BMO!

Or maybe Neptr could come!

Hey, Neptr, you want to go on an adventure, buddy?!

Neptr: Oh, my glob! Hold on!

Actually, I was thinking

maybe just you and me would go.

Spend some quality time together --

Finn and Fern style.

Yeah, okay.

That actually even sounds like something

Jake would want us to do.

Forget it, Neptr!

Finn and Fern: One, two, three -- shoot!

Rock!

One, two, three -- shoot!

Scissors!

This is so weird.

I can't tell if it's boring or fun.

Well, I can -- it's boring!

I want the thrill of victory!

Who wants to be the same all the time?

Come on, man!

You know you love it!

Come on!

One, two, three...

Come on!

Both: One, two, three -- shoot.

Paper. Rock.

What?! Whoa!

I won this time.

What? But that's not fair!

Why is nothing ever fair?

Hey, Fern, it's just a game.

Don't be so weird.

Don't!

Don't call me that.

Sorry. Ah, it's okay.

That stuff won't mean a thing.

I mean, that stuff don't mean a thing.

Hey, come on, we're almost there!

Whoop, whoop, whoop!

Hey, wait up!

Whoop, whoop!

Whoop, whoop, whoop!

Whoop, whoop, whoop!

Whoop! Whoop!

Look, we're here!

Where?

I just see a bunch of rock, swear to glob.

But check this out.

Whoa! Magic key!

I had to chop up a bunch of stubborn so-and-so's

to get my hands on this baby.

Dang! You been busy.

Wow, would you look at that!

They hid a ziggurat in the cliff side.

Amazing!

Yeah, I poked around in there a bit, but --

Dut, dut, dut! No spoilers!

No, I know.

I didn't go past the first level.

I was saving it to do together.

Sweet.

Whoa, what is that, a fitness pole?

Hey ya, hey ya, hey ya!

Come on.

This way.

Hey, Fern, wait up.

Hey, I just want to say that it's really cool

that you're into this stuff.

You know -- that we have so much in common.

It feels almost like we're real brothers, right?

Or even closer.

I think that's the treasure chamber down there.

Why don't you go check it out?

I want to study these interesting carvings.

Hmm.

Fascinating.

Oh. Uh, okay.

I guess just holler if you need me.

Hey, what's this?

Contemporary chair, contemporary trash,

contemporary meatloaf.