Pyrus: The Greatest Christmas (Alletiders Jul)

Times pass

times shall come

time that was, is time that is passed

even tomorrow, time will be over

it's going to be Christmas

christmas is over

the one this year will probably be more fun, than the many we've had

and that's because Christmas is old and christmas is new

christmas is never the same

christmas is like a morning dawn

a new painting in an ancient frame

Christmas remains even as the years pass

therefore, we know we will have an all-time Christmas this year.

The 16t of December, and finally

the city starts to look like it should here, just before Christmas.

Everywhere there is decorated, pruce twigs, ribbons, bells, and hearts.

Also in the homes, it has been busy with scissors and ribbons.

And no one can any longer be in doubt, where it leads.

Even Santa Claus is starting to appear.

And the Christmas peace slowly descends,

while the Christmas decorations are being prepared.

Christmas can however, be a trying time, too,

with all sorts of burdens hanging on the shoulders,

but that too, there's advice for.

And at Christmas, we help each other.

Yes, Christmas is a time, which requires caring,

carefullness, planning...

and not at least, a good amount of condi of health.

Christmas remains even as the years pass

therefore, we know we will have an all-time Christmas this year.

December 16th "Stella Nova"

Christmas this year, an all-time Christmas.

Yes, yes. I'm coming, it's long all the way out from...

Calm down! Relax, I'm coming!

I'm coming, I'm coming... I'm actually here.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

But Ms Brahe, have you been in... the swimming center?

The swimming center? Nah. But maybe we could talk about that later.

Firstly, we've got to get you in shape.

- Into shape? - Yes. Like we talked about yesterday.

That bad back is a typical result of a bad shape.

And this, we need to address. I put together an easy, small program for you Birger,

and I brought you some work-out clothes.

- But... but, the work? - Yes, the work... that's surely no excuse.

When we first get started with the morning workout,

we'll get the energy of a 17 year old, then the rest will come by itself.

- But it's the 16th. - The 16th?

Well, well, we just get energy like 16-year-olds.

- No, so it's cleaning day in the archive. - Cleaning day?

- Yes. - Well, there is cleaning personnel.

Yes, but they're not allowed to touch everything.

So the historical material and the trinkets,

we clean that ourselves.

The 16th?

- The 16th of December, it's an old tradition. - Yes, well, then we'll have to do that.

Yes, because we are here to find the old traditions.

Not to break them. There you go.

What? Are you not having any Rice Porridge?

- No, I'm settling with this today. - What is it?

It's called a 'cabbage stew.' It was one of the recipes from Mother Sigbrit's book.

Yes, the herbal tea worked so well yesterday, so...

No, perhaps... But I still believe it is due to your venturing into

- a book and back again. - Maybe it is a mixture of both.

- The most important thing is that you have it well. - I do, I feel much better.

Excellent, maybe you can help Pyrus, getting some more ink for me, then?

Me?

- I need to put up the Christmas decorations. - I should preferably get further with this!

Well, I can easily pick it up by myself.

- I know where it is. - Guttenborg, you almost use as much ink,

- as him, the human. - Well, I also write with a human pen!

Everything we discover about Christmas

has to be written down in the right place,

the sooner, the better, so it can be used again.

- For example, the rumble pot is also back in place. - Yes, and what about it?

- No one uses it today. - No, maybe not.

But making noise for Christmas, that we still do.

For example, there are many people who hang mopeds on the Christmas tree, right?

Well, the Christmas tree... Where is that?

No, we'll see. I actually think we also saw the beginnings

- of that yesterday. - You mean the decorations, Christmas May?

Exactly, it's the first time we've seen people

bring evergreens into their living rooms, right?

- Psst, those few twigs... - Maybe it could develop into the Christmas tree in time.

Just wait and see, just as soon as we get things in place,

then Christmas will come by itself.

- Then write Guttenberg, write so it bleeds. - Would love to... If I had any ink.

I'm off.

Well, I don't really know, is it really okay?

Yes, of course it's all right, and we might as well combine

- the pleasant with the useful, right? - The pleasant?

Yes, or the useful with the equally useful.

- Come, let's start. - Yes, yes.

5, 6, 7, 8. Dust up, and dust down,

- dust up, and dust down. - Yes, yes.

Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake,

- Shake... - Dust up, and dust down.

Dust up, and dust down, dust up, and dust down.

Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake.

Really, I can't do it anymore, stop it.

Already? We just started. This is only the first exercise.

The first exercise, are there more?

Yes, of course, do you think it's particularly clean here?

Now we shake the brooms, and then we start all over again,

the same trip back. Come.

Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake.

And dust up, and dust down...

What about something? Something on the hatch?

Well, then of course we have to get it open.

What was that?

- Is there a sandstorm? - Sandstorm?

- Oh, it's true, it's the 16th today. - What?

The Sandstorm, that's because it's the 16th today.

Oh, yes.

That's obvious, of course there's a sandstorm on the 16th.

What then on the 17th. Earthquake?

Good, then we have a little easy exercise, Birger.

It is especially good for the thigh muscles and for the finger muscles.

Then we start, i.e. Down and pick up, and up and turn.

Down and put, up and pour,

and down to put under the handle. Come on, Birger.

Polish, polish, polish, polish...

Polish, polish, polish, polish. More Birger, polish, polish...

Good, Birger, polish, polish, polish, polish. And ready, again!

And, down and pick up, and up and turn. Down and put, up and pour,

- Down and set... - What are they doing?

- Polish, polish, polish... - Oh, how clever.

More Birger.

And then there is the silverware.

Yes fortunately, then we will have to sit down.

Sit down, no, on the contrary.

Because first we start with it on the table,

then we take it on the floor, and then back to the table again, etc.

Oh no.

Oh yes, come on Birger.

And down and pick up, and up and turn, down and set

up and pour, and down and set, and then we say

polish, polish, polish, polish. Come on Birger.

Cardio training. We pixies were born in good shape.

Yes, but it doesn't hurt to keep it maintained.

Not much is needed.

Freya is right, Pyrus.

You should give it a try.

Yes, but that also applies to you, Guttenborg.

- Me? - Yes, especially you.

You sit for hours and write.

It is clear. If the master will, then

Fine. Come on.

take care of your body

it's the only one you get

stay fit

you pay yourself

try to stop

with treats and beer and the troop of fat cigars

try to say stop

tell it to screw off

and listen to the body's signals

bim, bam, bim

bim, bam, bim

it is your heart that beats

tick, tack, tick

tick, tack, tick

it is the clock that is ticking

dum, da, dum

dum, da, dum

it's life that is running

dum, da, dum

tick, tack, tick

and bim, bam, bim, bam, boing

it's just the gong that sounds

take care of your body

it's the only one you get

keep yourself in shape

many forget that

if you don't do it

then you get swollen and fat, and lose your hair

try to be healthy

basically

it is you who decides

bim, bam, bim

bim, bam, bim

it is your heart that beats

tick, tack, tick

tick, tack, tick

it is the clock that is ticking

dum, da, dum

dum, da, dum

it's life that is running

dum, da, dum

tick, tack, tick

and bim, bam, bim, bam, boing

it's just the gong that sounds

run a jog once in a while

the heart benefits from it

extend your arm and bend your knee

you will be slim and beautiful from that

and tall from

and the body benefits from it

just listen to what it says

bim, bam, bim

bim, bam, bim