Pyrus: The Greatest Christmas (Alletiders Jul)

Times pass, times shall come

time that was, is time that is passed

even tomorrow, time will be over

it's going to be Christmas, christmas is over

the one this year will probably be more fun, than the many we've had

and that's because Christmas is old and christmas is new

christmas is never the same

christmas is like a morning dawn

a new painting in an ancient frame

Christmas remains even as the years pass

therefore, we know we will have an all-time Christmas this year.

It's December, the 8th of December.

The 8th day of the Christmas month.

But the sweet Christmas time is still not sweet.

Busy people rush to and fro work, and the only thing they are looking forward to

is the next day off and to it being summer again.

Our friends in the National Archives are the only ones looking forward to Christmas.

Or at least to find it.

We now know that the Vikings held Christmas.

Where they fought, played, ate, and had fun, just like today.

But one thing is to drink Mead in a long cottage.

Something else is dancing around a tree.

Why do we give each other gifts?

Why is there a star in the top of the tree?

And why do we sing songs about a child, born many, many years ago?

December 8th "The Canon King."

Christmas remains even as the years pass

therefore, we know we will have an all-time Christmas this year.

Take that, and that.

I got you, mean shellfish!

To battle for Odin!

It is now peculiar how...

One could imagine...

Maybe I should just look here sometime.

Harthacnut, Gorm the old, Harald Bluetooth. Sweyn Forkbeard, there we've got him.

It is indeed an incredible likelihood that one has here.

- Good Morning. - Good Morning.

- Gosh, Bertramsen. Have they slept here? - No, no.

- I have this on while I got all my other clothes clean... washed. - Yes, yes.

- Just except the clothes over there on the chair. - Where?

Oh! Except for the ones on the chair.

I just bought a new pajamas and then I just thought I'd try it.

Well, it's new?

- Yes, from top to toe. - Also the patch?

It's new.

No, I bought it in Salvation Army, and then it happen that you...

- Get a brand new, used pyjamas? - Exactly, exactly.

- And that's a... - But the toothbrush is new?

- Or maybe they have also bought it used? - No, it is not a toothbrush at all.

Yes, of course It is a toothbrush, that's obvious, but I do not use -

it to take... to turn on. I use it for ... I polish my crucifix!

Cleaning, that is what I use it for.

And the Danish Championships in floor sweeping is underway.

The defending Champion, careful Pyrus, sweeps in the usual, elegant style.

But then comes the challenger, sweeping Freya, rushing in and sweeping him out of the way.

So she thought, but no.

Careful Pyrus is emerging in really big form this year.

So does Sweeping Freya, she really gets out in the corners.

But Pyrus, doesn't let himself be knocked out of the field.

He is sweeping and the speed increases, and the spectators must be careful.

Now be careful, kids!

Unfortunately, it can't be done.

And the fight is now going into the final phase.

- There is swept. - And swept.

And swept...

And it is clean.

- What have I started, though? - Oh what?

- We were done in record time. - Not quite.

- The documents there have to be put in place too. . Arh!

- Is it now also necessary? - Absolutely. Order, above all.

life is confusing and everything is chaotic

nobody knows where anything is, that is idiotic

all you need is a well-thought-out system

then order need not be a problem

the whole world is placed in the order of nature

everything has its place, and if it doesn't, then it gets it

we have the alphabet, we have numbers from one to ten

it can bring order to the worst of messes

everything with A, under A

everything with B, in front of C,

D and E, in front of F and before G

H, I, J, K, L, M. What is where? Who is who?

O, P, Q are in use, and R, S, T stand before U and V,

X, Y, Z, they stand close

AE and OE are complete,

in front of AA, it is easy to understand

winter turns into spring, and a spring turns into summer

everyone knows it's after the day, the night comes

after a December it always goes the same way

January and February, and March, April, and May

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

moon turns to sun, and the sun shines on a pretty day

the whole world is really an archive

with a filing system that puts our lives in order

everything with A, under A

everything with B, in front of C,

D and E, in front of F and before G

H, I, J, K, L, M. What is where? Who is who?

O, P, Q are in use,

and R, S, T stand before U and V,

X, Y, Z, they stand close

AE and OE are complete,

in front of AA, it's easy to understand

- yes, everything should be cataloged - Reportable, registered

- Incopied and sorted - Sectioned and placed

- systematized throughout - and noted

before it is archived

everything with A, under A, everything with B,

in front of C,

D, and E, in front of F and before G,

H, I, J, K, L, M. What is where? Who is who?

O, P, Q, are in use,

and R, S, T stand before U and V,

X, Y, Z, they stand close

AE and OE are complete,

in front of AA, it's easy... to understand.

So, that is it. Then we are just missing...

Listen, where now has the crucifix gone off to?

Oh, I have that.

Now I have to take it down from the wall.

There. Here you go.

Well, then maybe they are Christian, Little Ms. Brahe?

Well, at least I am confirmated.

And I thought, with all that happened yesterday,

- we could be probably use some help from above. - Funny.

Likewise, The old Vikings said.

- Don't talk to me about Vikings. - Yes, yes, yes.

It is said that it was Harald Bluetooth, who Christianized the Danes.

But it turns out that it came much later.

Well, what does it have to do with Christmas?

Yes, it has a lot to do with Christmas.

As they know, the Jesus Child was born the night of December 25th.

And that is exactly when the Vikings held their Christmas celebration.

So they didn't celebrate Christmas because Jesus was born?

No, no, no, no. This is something the churches have introduced.

Since they could not ban these Christmas celebrations anyway,

then they might as well use them for something sensible.

- Smart. - Yes, right?

Exactly when and how, I don't know yet.

- But maybe they want to pick up these papers for me? - Yes, of course.

Yes, now I just hope there isn't anyone out there.

Three, two, one, fire! So, look.

- This is how we do with the rest. - Wow, Gutenborg. How cool. Have you made that?

Yes, the legs aren't what they used to be.

I must try another one.

And up with it. And so.

Yes. Out of the way.

- It's not working. - No, because you forgot loading first.

- What is written on the card? - Uh, 23215-26c.

23215.

Coolest. Go Now, Gutenborg. Go Yourself.

... -26c. There. Fire!

Aye, aye, sir. Clear out.

- Oops, it must have stuck. - Here, I'll handle it.

- No, no, no, no, no. - It ends badly. Now get down, Pyrus.

Nonsense, I just need to...

There it was. There. And then there are 23215-26c.

26c.

- There it was. - Urgh.

La-Di-Da-Dam.

Yes, it should be everything.

- Excellent, just put it on the table Ms. Brahe? - Yes, of Course.

There.

Well... Was there otherwise anything?

Nah, I don't know.

Should they have an errand in the city?