Breaking Dad

Why does Mr. Big Booty

It's Mr. Begbouday.

He hates it when people call him

But to be fair,

Who's making a crack?

Is it someone in the rear?

Oh, laugh while you can,

because I've graded your

and soon you'll be

Max, what is that?

It's a proton particle

Made it with spare parts

Oh, come on!

This is for

Oh, yeah, when is that?

On the 12th

Snark away, but after I pull

this school has ever seen,

there'll be a whole day

Check it out.

cables to a giant turkey--

Okay, for legal reasons,

we should stop listening

Cherry, here's your exam.

You got 100%...

Oh!

Oh.

Miss Thunderman, B.

Back up, Big Booty.

Phoebe is the best student

She studies hard and gets As.

It's her thing.

Cherry, calm down.

But she's right;

Sir.

Max, what is that?

This? Just a simple machine

Oh, like the simple

you made last week?

I'll lock it in the cabinet

I give that joke an A.

speaking of As, uh,

shouldn't I have gotten one?

I don't think

You didn't,

to anyone, ever.

It's my thing.

Phoebe, looks like we've got

It's Begbouday!

Both: Is it?

A teacher

That's like a cheeseburger

a pizza without cheese,

nachos without cheese.

I need As

Is this about

with the big...

chip on his shoulder?

Yes, how am I supposed to

when I have a teacher

I have an idea.

Why don't you go to...

You can major in...

All right, hold on.

Now, if my baby girl says

she's gonna get that A.

I'm going to call

I'll arrange a little

and we will figure

That's a great idea.

Nobody gets anything

Thanks, Dad.

Hey, who left

Billy.

Both: Max.

I was watching the whole time,

and I still don't know

Come on.

This is for a prank

the school's going to name

Dancing Turkey Head Day?

No, Max Thunderman Day.

You know the chemical in turkeys

that you make you super sleepy

Of course.

It's one of the top ten

right after the stuff

that makes your tinkle smell.

Well, when I steal

I'm going to use it

and make super sleepy sandwiches

Then when they fall asleep,

you're going to draw mustaches

I am now!

What are you doing here?

Dad's having

with Mr. Begbouday.

Oh, how was your interview

This is my camouflage outfit.

I've got get back in there

Good luck, 'cause he's coming.

Sorry I doubted your plan.

Well, turns out Mr. Begbouday

and is tired

The point is, he quit.

He quit?

You're gonna have to ask

Will he be here tomorrow?

I sure will.

Wait, Dad, you're gonna be

Why not, right?

He went to college,

and he's a scientific genius.

What did you call water again?

H2O.

Stop showing off,

Hey, come on.

Hey, you.

Dad can't be a sub here.

How am I going to pull off

with Thunderman

I think it's great.

He'll right wrongs,

and give helpless students

I'm not giving up yet.

As long as no one can see me,

Hi, Pheebs.

I'm a locker!

Let's go, you two!

Time for school!

Don't forget to close that door.

What is the big deal

Yeah, what are you guys

Ah!

Relax.

If cartoons have taught us

it's that squirrels

Cartoons lie!

I am Albert Einstein,

und velcome to chemistry!

What have you done?

Hey, if Einstein gets me

then it's all guten tag.

Phoebe,

Yeah, to an A in chemistry.

What? What?

Dad will not ruin

I'm getting

Und now, because my mustache

I present to you

and all-around cool guy,

Hank Thunderman.

Now, class, I know

chemical reactions.

So for today's experiment,

I want you to go out,

bring them back,

and present your own

Now, the grade

will replace

so really challenge

Psst!

I'm going to melt this lock

Psst, Max!

No.

Hey, Dad, did you say

you're replacing

Sure did.

Thunderman

Yikes.

That was just a little wink

to let you know

Come on, Max. We got to do

Uh, just...

getting ready

With a sledgehammer?

Go big or go home.

Have you guys caught

Why are you wearing