Thundermans: Banished!

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Chloe, breakfast!

Thunder Baby, reporting for duty.

- Aw, Chloe, you look so cute.

- I'm not cute. I'm a villain's worst nightmare.

Well, cute or not,

you still can't wear your supersuit to preschool.

- Why not? Everyone knows we're superheroes.

- Yeah, everything's different now.

Last week Max was an evil villain.

Now he's a superhero--

who just stole my bacon.

- I just saved the world from watching

the weird way you eat bacon.

Okay, it is not weird.

[imitates machine chomping bacon]

- I'll tell you what else is different.

- We get up when we speak now?

This changes everything!

No, look at your phone.

We both have fan pages with tons of followers.

You know, in my prime,

my fan club had over a thousand Thunder Fans.

I have a quarter million!

No eggs for you.

- Let's please all remember this is family breakfast time.

Mom's right.

We should send our fans pictures of the family breakfast.

No. -

- Your mom means we shouldn't let being exposed

prevent us from living perfectly normal lives.

This just in--

the Thundermans are determined to live perfectly normal lives.

Next up, are you eating bacon the right way?

Get out!

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- And then I flipped him with my TK.

That's superhero for telekinesis.

Then I blasted him with my freeze breath,

and that's superhero for..

freeze breath.

Guys, what's going on?

That's your sister.

Yes, I know that.

What's she doing?

- She's telling everyone about her latest save.

Did you know she has telekinesis and freeze breath?

So do I!

- Yeah, I don't think so, bro.

- Well, if they like her stories,

they're gonna love mine.

Excuse me! Pardon me! Hero comin' through!

So, there I was...

face-to-face with history's greatest villain Dark Mayhem.

- Wait, weren't you working for Dark Mayhem?

- Haven't you only been good for like a week?

- Are you using a new moisturizer?

- Do you wanna hear the story or not?

Wait! Hey, come back!

It is a new moisturizer,

and I'm just as good a superhero as Phoebe.

- Whoa! Let's not get carried away.

I've been training my whole life to be a superhero,

while you've been training to be a super villain?

That was a phase.

I tried to tell you guys. No one would listen to me.

You seriously don't think I'm as good as you?

Well, how do I put this?

No.

Max, being a superhero isn't just about power.

It's about training, experience.

Seriously, what moisturizer are you using?

You are just glowing.

- I'll never tell that it's lavender body butter.

Dang it!

I'll tell you what.

Why don't I take you out on a few training missions,

show you the ropes?

- Keep your ropes. I've got a mission right here.

I bet you didn't even notice the janitor

with the "VL" necklace, as in "Villain League."

He's clearly here to take us down.

Watch how I work.

- Wait, wait, wait, Max. No, don't--

- Oh!

Ha, ha, ha!

Now let's see what's in your little cart of villainy.

A-a--a...

toilet plunger?

Whew, that was close.

You thwarted his evil plan to unclog toilets.

- Well, what does "VL" stand for?

- Vladimir Lushenko is very angry with you!

- Due to a change in circumstances,

I'd like you to show me those ropes, please.

¶

¶ What you see ¶

¶ Is not what you get ¶

¶ Livin' our lives with a secret ¶

¶ We fit right in ¶

¶ Bet you never guessed ¶

¶ 'Cause we're livin' our lives ¶

¶ Just like all the rest ¶

¶ A picture perfect family ¶

¶ Is what we try to be ¶

¶ Look closer, you might see ¶

¶ The crazy things we do ¶

¶ This isn't make believe ¶

¶ It's our reality ¶

¶ Just your average family ¶

¶ Trying to be normal and stay out of trouble ¶

¶ Livin' a double life ¶¶

- Help me, Thunder Man!

- What's wrong? Is it serious? - Yes!

Could you open this pickle jar?

Ever since we were exposed,

our neighbors keep asking me

to use my superpowers for the slightest things.

- Gee, I have no idea what that's like.

Here's your steak, Mr. Walters.

- Will you guys draw with me?

- Sorry, Chloe, but we're in the middle of

a live chat with our fans.

Live chat with me.

- We'd love to, but you're not really trending right now.

Just play with your sister.

- Yeah, I know being famous is exciting,

but in this house, family comes first.

- Chloe, would you rather we played with you now

or play unicorn tea party with you tomorrow morning?

Unicorn tea party!

Guys, that was not okay.

He's right, Billy.

We could give you a quick apology now,

or a heartfelt one tomorrow morning.

- Oh, I guess tomorrow morning.

No.

Great.

Come on, Billy.

We promised the fans that we'd show them your webbed toe.

Bye, Mom and Dad.

Taking Max out on patrol to teach him how to be a superhero.

- I know how to be a superhero.

Now does anyone have a spare cape?

I shrank mine in the wash.

Oh.

Bye, guys. Don't wait up.

What is that?

- Sorry. Sometimes stuff gets caught in my web.

No, look.

- Hank, is that what I think it is?

- A message from the Z Force.

Congratulations, Phoebe Thunderman.

You are a finalist for the newly-opened slot

on the legendary Z Force.

- We'll be watching you over the coming weeks

as we make our decision.

Good luck!

- Oh, my gosh, I can't believe

I'm being considered for a slot in the Z Force!

- I know! It's amazing! What's the Z Force?

- They're the most elite superheroes in the Hero League.

They get the assignments no one else can handle.

- Yeah, they're who the superheroes call

when they need saving.

- Oh, like that time Dad got his cape stuck

on the Statue of Liberty.

- Ohhhhh! This is Phoebe's moment.

Well, it makes sense.

You're the protector of Hiddenville,

you defeated King Crab,

you helped save the prom.

Somebody raised ya right!

It's time to celebrate.

I'll get the ice cream cake.

Thunder Man, away! -

Wow!

- Yeah, pretty cool. Now let's go.

- Aw, you still think we're doin' that?

Yeah. Why not?

The Z Force is watching.

I can't risk you making a rookie mistake on my patrol.

No offense.

Uh...lots of offense.

What makes you think I'd make a rookie mistake?

- Max, you make the janitor quit.

Every toilet in the school is backed up.

- Max, I'm taking Chloe to the playground tomorrow.

Maybe I can help train you by the monkey bars.

- Keep your monkey bars. I'm not a child.

Now get outta my way so I can go on my slide!

¶ You got ditched by Phoebe ¶

It's not funny.

And how'd you even hear that?

- Rabbits have remarkable hearing.

Plus, I attached a transmitter under your armpit.

- Colosso, we talked about this.

Keep your paws outta my pits.

- Don't you see what's happening, Max?

The universe is telling you to come back to the dark side.