Yakuza Weapon (Gokudô heiki / 極道兵器) (極道兵器)

In the mid 1950s, in the midst of post-war chaos

crime outfits known as "kumi" sprung up around Japan.

They became the yakuza.

The yakuza underworld is ruled by chivalry and loyalty.

This is known as "jingi."

If a yakuza violates "jingi" there's hell to pay

for the yakuza live and die by this principle.

You only get hit when you're afraid of getting hit.

I can even scare landmines with a glare!

Time to settle the score!

Hit me if you can!

TAK SAKAGUCHI

SHINGO TSURUMI

MEI KUROKAWA

AKAJI MARO

JUN MURAKAMI

Original Story by KEN ISHIKAWA

Junior! Colonel Joseph's in there!.

Santaro!

Junior, you stepped on a mine...

Big deal.

Takuzo, make it go off with me!.

Yes, sir!.

Willpower!.

Through hell and high water!.

Colonel Joseph, at last.

You deserve this stick!

It's kejime, let's settle the score!.

Ke-ji-me?.

What a brawl! And I won!

Directed by TAK SAKAGUCHI YUDAI YAMAGUCHI

He's mine.

Stay back.

Freeze.

Make my day.

No wonder they call you Mad Dog.

Right, Shozo Iwaki?.

Who the hell are you?.

We're government agents from Japan.

We brought news of your father.

Six months ago, your father, the Boss of the Iwaki Family,

was attacked as he left a Western Japan Yakuza council meeting.

He took 88 bullets in his body but

he cornered his assailant.

Right before his heart stopped

he screamed out your name.

Shozo!.

What a tearjerker, that old fart!

You no-good fool!

Who do you think you are?.

Time has left you and your old ways behind.

Let me take over. Go trim your bonsai!

You arrogant bastard, you deserve this!

That suits me fine.

Have a piece of me!

Next time you show up, keep this in mind.

Get ready to kill or be killed!

Damn right!

The cords are breaking...!

Shit, my ass got split in half!

Japan!. I'm finally back!.

The air's sweet with smog!

It's been 4 years.

The brothers will be happy to see you back.

Why is it Rising Sun Loans now?.

Rising Sun Loans for your brighter spending life!

Come right in!

This way please, gentlemen.

Welcome to Rising Sun Loans.

We're not here for a loan.

If I'm not mistaken, wasn't this the Iwaki Family's headquarters?.

You with the Iwaki Family?

Oh, no, no!

It's just that some time ago

we had a little business with the Iwaki Family.

Look at yourselves. What are you wearing?

Modern yakuza don't dress so obviously!

They're dressed to kill in suits!

Anyhow, whatever became of the Iwaki Family...?.

When the Boss died the Family fell apart.

We're the Shimada Family of the Kurawaki-kumi.

Kurawaki and Shimada...?

They were the Boss's junior officers!

Mr. Kurawaki is the ruler of Japan's underworld now!.

Now beat it.

Who's behind this...?

Stop babbling!

Did you know that Boss Iwaki had a good-looking son?.

Who's he?

Be quiet!

What's that fracas!.

You broke my concentration so I couldn't shit.

They're Iwaki's associates.

He's talking about Iwaki's son.

Iwaki's son...That must be Shozo.

That idiot! He was born without enough brain cells.

He was thoughtless and foolhardy.

He barked at anybody he saw.

He was a beast but in front of me, he was a kitty!

You're the man!

I was kind of crazy in my youth...

You go, you go!

Die, fuckers!

Shozo!.

Shimada, so you're a boss man now.

I'm not the man you used to know!

Come on!

That suits me fine!

You have more hair on your head!

Shut up!.

Motherfuckers!

I;d appreciate a little more enthusiasm.

After all, I, Kurawaki, wouldn't be here today

if it wasn't for all the yakuza bosses in Japan.

But we 've looked after you since you were a baby!.

Is this how you pay us back after all we've done for you?

Let me make myself clear.

I'm merely trying to save you from yourselves.

And yet you choose to reject my offer.

The days of guns and knives are long over.

Today it's all about business.

You're talking about the yakuza!

Let me say this one more time.

You want all the families united under your name.

But none of us in the East and West will agree to that.

If you want to take us on, be ready to fight.

I hear rumors that you framed Boss Iwaki.

You don't have a fragment of chivalry or loyalty.

We have ways of dealing with men like you.

Oh,jingi, is it?. There's no place for emotions in business.

That's my principle.

We're wasting time. Let's go.

You're all too weak to do anything.

Face reality.

Shozo, wait a minute, please!

Shimada.

I know you don't have the guts for these schemes.

Caddie, what have we got?.

A par-two hole, no flagstick.

I was just told to manage this loan operation!

No wind.

Nice shot!

The first shot was all right.

Listen, Shozo! I didn't kill your old man!

So was it the other guy who killed him?.

Sister Nayoko.

How infatuated I was with you!

When you were a schoolgirl I jacked off thinking of you.

Kurawaki, you slime...

But you were engaged as arranged by your parents.

I was too low in the yakuza ranks to even talk to you.

He will return to me.

Don't you find me more suitable now?.

I'd prefer to marry

a mitochondrion than you.

She sure is something.

Was she talking about that knucklehead?.

Yes, but he's safely out of the picture.

He's probably dead on the other side of the Earth, covered in crap.

He deserves it.

Speaking.

Kurawaki, how have you been?.

Want to play golf with me?.

It's the knucklehead, Shozo!

I'm about to nail a hole.

Watch out, it'll be loud!

Boss.

Boss, help me!

Shimada.

Swing to the rhythm!

Nice shot.

Shimada's form is so bad it affects my play.

I want to play with you.

You're a fly buzzing around shit.

I like your spirit.

I hope it won't ricochet back at you.

We're all players now.

Junior.

Where's Kurawaki hiding?

Look at that. Has that tall building always been here...?.

He's probably up there, looking down at us.

I'll drag him down after I had a little more fun.

Ouch!

Damn it!

Shozo!.

Nayoko?.

How dare you come back, looking so innocent?

Run, fuckers!

Shozo!.

Nayoko, wait a minute!

Oh, I missed you!

Shozo.

When you left Japan 4 years ago you wrote me a letter.

And you wrote...

"Supersaver, 20% OFF!."

Shozo, I'll get you for this!

"I'll marry you when I get back."

Junior, it's all clear.

Okay, let's go in.

This is a respectable coffee shop. We serve no pasta alla carbonara.