The Remaining

Yeah, we'll see about that.

I wanna be traded.

Oh, here's Tommy. Tommy, Tommy, Tommy.

Happy Halloween!

I thought we were all dressing as babies.

Sorry. Sorry.

Hey, baby, you're behind me.

I just wanna tell you I love you!

No biking in the video.

Here.

Doesn't make sense. ALLISON: Oh, gosh. All right.

Ow!

Enough. Dan, why are you so flexible?

Let's get out of this...

Did you see that?

There it is!

Oh.

It's really cold!

No, you don't.

I think I'm filming. Are you filming? Thanks.

So, Jack, anything you wanna say to Dan?

'Cause this is it, buddy.

Tommy?

Don't you think if you're shooting the wedding

you should, uh, wear some pants?

Hi, how are you?

Dan, today is your day, my friend,

and we are happy to be here.

Tommy even wore his lucky boxers.

We're here for you, brother, and we love you.

Lauren is late.

She's gotta be freaking out that I'm late.

Any pre-wedding advice for Dan and Skylar?

Put the other person's needs first.

Hmm. Maybe that's why I'm still single.

Quit chasing after the wrong girls, buddy.

How you feeling, buddy?

Do not film me while I'm peeing.

That's not gonna make the video.

on, it is, it is.

I left my car running outside if you wanna bolt.

Your car wouldn't make it out of the parking lot.

It's a piece. What? Just put some new tires on it.

Could always, uh, hijack the limo.

You need to find yourself a girl like Skylar.

Groom wisdom. Nice.

I'm serious. There's nothing better than

being in an honest, committed relationship.

Hmm. Coming from the guy who just joined the church

because his fiancee wouldn't have married him otherwise.

Hey, the girl gets what she wants, bro.

Gentlemen.

Mr. Chapman. Mr. Chapman.

Congrats. Hey, nice wedding.

Okay, if this is as compelling content as you're getting,

we're gonna be in trouble.

Oh, I got great stuff with Dan. Wait till you see it.

I'm sure.

Get out of the way.

Just trying to capture the good, the bad and the ugly.

Did you just use the word "ugly" at Skylar's wedding?

I did.

You know, you could help.

I am. I got you in focus.

Mmm.

You, uh, gonna catch the bouquet?

Yeah, she is.

All right, let's do this.

Do you, Dan, take Skylar

to be your lawfully wedded wife,

and, forsaking all others,

keep thee only unto her,

so long as you both shall live?

I do.

And do you, Skylar,

take Dan to be your lawfully wedded husband?

I do. The rings?

I give you this ring

as a sign of my promise to you.

With all that I have and all that I am,

I honor you.

(CRYING) I give you this ring

as a sign of my promise to you.

And with all that I have

and all that I am, I will honor you.

And now, by the power vested in me,

I now pronounce you husband and wife.

You may kiss your bride.

Dan! Come here!

Hi. Hey.

Are you the videographer or something?

Documentaries. I'm doing it as a favor for Dan.

I was, uh, his wingman throughout LSU.

Sorry, my name, uh... I'm Tommy.

Ashton. Nice to meet you.

Nice meeting you. I'll facebook you.

She's taken, Tommy.

Story of my life.

Father,

we come here today to thank you for Skylar and Dan

and the gift they are to all of us here.

We ask that you keep them close

and keep them in your heart and bless them.

Amen. Amen.

Uh...

What?

It's on me.

I will never forget

when Dan called me and said,

"I'm gonna ask Skylar to marry me."

Dan said to me, "When you find the one,

"whether you believe in God,

"whether you believe in fate or whatever,

"you act on it."

And you did,

and I tip my hat to you for doing just that.

So let's give a warm round of applause for the bride and the groom.

Aw!

Aw!

Cake for the girl at table one.

Is it diet?

Come on, you gotta be done starving yourself. The Wedding's over.

Mmm. Good point. Hmm.

Look at that. Mmm.

So cute.

I've seen you in action at weddings before, all right,

and currently you're not dancing on a table or breaking glasses.

Come on. It's me.

I'm at my best friend's wedding

and I'm upset because my boyfriend

just gave a speech on how important it is

to act on it when you cross paths with the right person.

It was a pretty good speech.

Mmm-hmm. I crossed paths with Jack seven years ago.

No, no, I get it. I get it. I get it.

Mmm.

I'm so lame. I'm sorry.

No, you're not lame. Okay? You are a catch.

Yeah. Most amazing girl I've ever met.

What?

Top 100 for sure.

Good. Funny.

But probably number one.

Thank you. Yeah.

It's time for the bouquet toss. Come on, ladies.

One! Oh...

Two!

Throw it over here, Skylar.

Three!

Let's get Jack here!

Jack, get up here!

Hey, baby. You okay?

I gotta go.

Why?

What happened? Don't worry about it.

Is everything okay?

I love you, and I show it. So I don't get it.

Either you don't love me, or you have

a really crappy way of letting me know it.

Am I missing something?

Seriously, I don't know what...

You rolled your eyes. It was a joke.

Honey, I'm sorry. I can't do this anymore.

Wait. Hold on. Please don't leave. Please.

I love you. I'm sorry. We...

Tommy. Really? Come on, man.

Tommy, please? What's going on?

Come on, man. I know you got a camera, but... Ally! Ally!

What's going on? Um...

We'll just talk after.

We'll give her some time to cool down.

Let's go back and party. Come on.

You sure? Yeah. Come on. Let's go.

Thanks for heading up to our room to get the presents, Tommy.

Yeah, no problem.

Now that I have you guys trapped, let me ask you this.

What is the secret to staying married so many years?

I'm always right.

Mmm-hmm. That's actually correct.

Skylar, if you're watching this now,

your wedding was absolutely perfect.

Oh, would she have it any other way?

It should have been at the church.