The Traitors

Previously on "The Traitors"...

Colton, if he talks about you anymore,

it's gonna be hard to kill him.

I just want to say something.

Lisa is not who I thought she would be.

I don't know much about Housewives,

but I know one thing.

You don't go against a Housewife.

And?

And I believe you're a Traitor.

And I believe you're a Traitor.

I'm weighing the options, and I'm thinking,

I'm not gonna write Colton.

He's a super-valuable Faithful to be in the game for me.

As a Faithful, it is my job to get Traitors out of the game.

I think Colton is a Traitor.

Colton, I voted for you.

I voted for you, Ron.

- Ron. - Ron.

- Ron. - Ron.

Inside and outside of this game, I am truly...

Faithful.

Tonight I will be holding a great banquet

in my castle hall.

You must commit murder in plain sight.

Behold, the cursed amulet.

The first Faithful to touch the amulet will be cursed

to death.

I can wear this, and I can do it.

After that nonsense that Rob pulled,

we still have to do a murder in plain sight.

The pressure is on.

I am ready to get my hands dirty.

As my banquet approacheth, the players are preparing

for a night to remember,

and the Traitors are dressing to kill.

Alan says that it's just a banquet,

but something will go awry.

I'm not taking a drink from anyone.

I'm not taking a cup from anyone.

I'm not taking a piece of food from anyone,

because it might be the death of me.

I think something very bad is about to happen.

This is incredible.

Hello, everybody.

Darling, excuse the beauty.

both: Mwah, mwah.

With this murder in plain sight,

there's nowhere to hide.

It's nearly impossible.

Oh, tarot cards. What do you think that means?

Oh, these right here?

Oh, boy.

That's interesting. - Wow.

How the hell is Lisa gonna pull this off?

She's public enemy number one at this point.

My heart is like--

Who are we missing? Are we missing anyone?

She could blow all three of our covers

in front of everyone.

This is like the Super Bowl of murders.

I am a lone wolf, but I love nothing more

than to be the center of attention.

It is going to be the most iconic banquet

in Traitor history.

Excuse me, boys, clear the way.

Oh, please clear the way for Miss Lisa.

Clear the way!

Lisa's coming.

Johnny, this is gorgeous.

Thank you.

And, like, look at you.

I know, I love this. And look at the boots.

Well done. I love a pointy shoe.

- Mm. - Kill anything in the corner.

I may have to, right?

Yeah.

The pressure's on.

I've just got to get someone, anyone to touch this amulet.

By the way, our names are on cards over there.

Johnny, pick one.

I'm, like, literally afraid.

Just grab one.

- Chef. - Hey, Chef.

Uh-oh.

Yeah, there's gonna be something with that.

So those cards have our faces on them.

How am I gonna do this and not look suspicious?

Everyone is so on edge.

I have a feeling there's gonna be a lot

of fucking shit going down.

But I'm Lisa fucking Rinna.

I know how to work a fabulous room.

You look amazing. You look amazing.

You look amazing. You look amazing.

You look amazing. You look amazing.

You look wonderful.

I'm trying to enjoy this, but I'm like, this is

basically one of our funeral.

This could be our final supper, yeah.

Do you see how I come to life in fashion?

This is where I live. - I know.

I think Colton thinks he's untouchable.

He's like a dog with a bone, honey.

You're killing me in that outfit.

- I know. - Yes.

Colton needs to go, but it's too obvious

if he gets killed tonight.

Then it goes right on me.

Hi, guys.

I'm like, do I take-- I don't want to do anything.

I'm so sorry.

You look gorgeous.

Bring it. both: Mwah!

If I go for Yam Yam, he didn't vote for me

at the roundtable and most likely won't come back on me.

Cheers. - Cheers.

Cheers.

Cheers. We have to look.

I don't think I've ever cheer you with this intensity.

I see, like, stars on your eyes.

Like--you're like-- it's, like, an inner energy.

Look at this accessory.

I'll say hello. I got to say hi. Hi.

Hi.

Mwah. Mwah. - You look fab.

Kristen, really quiet, very smart.

Quiet ones are the dangerous ones.

Oh, my gosh! You look amazing!

Hi!

But, also, I think Natalie's smart, and she's a gamer.

She's really dangerous.

So Natalie could be a good target for me today.

All right, it's between Yam Yam...

Kristen...

or Natalie.

They are in arm's reach of the amulet,

and it is my moment to strike.

Ow, ow, ow.

Oh, shit, it's open. Will you just put it in?

The murder is done.

A Faithful will be dead

by the end of the night.

I'm certainly hoping that I got away with it.

- Dinner. - Let's do it.

I'm starving.

- Who's carving the meat? - It's just there.

Can you get me a really pink one?

- Sure. - Thank you.

There you go.

- Slap one on my plate? - Yes, I can, girl.

- Please. - Ooh, thank you.

Do we think this has been sitting out

for a very long time?

Who cares at this point?

Do you want me to get you something?

No, I'm good.

Yeah, I think this is--

Okay, do you want any?

Yeah, can you cut another slice?

Yeah, I can cut you.

So I'm finally sitting down for dinner,

and it crosses my mind, like, is it done?

Did she do it?

I have no idea.

Oh.

And it's freaking me out, but at the same time,

it's so good for me that I don't know,

because I want to have plausible deniability.

So, if anyone asks me about it or it ever comes up again,

I can tell the truth and be like,

I had no idea what was going on.

- You look fabulous. - Thank you.

Are we feeling successful in life?

- Yes, I feel good. - Yes.

I do. Yes.

I love that for you.

Let's eat, drink, and be merry,

'cause tomorrow will be another day.

all: Cheers.

Cheers down there.

Hard to believe that, like, seven days ago,

none of us knew each other. - I know.

Yeah.

I will definitely never forget this experience or any of you.

- Mm-hmm. - Yes.

- No matter what. - No matter what.

It reminds me how much I enjoy camaraderie.

both: Yeah. - In this game, it's like,

if you want to go fast, go alone,

but if you want to go far, go with others.

- Mm-hmm. - Yes.

I mean, it's crazy that I'm here.

And I feel so lucky that this is the people

that I get to do it with.

And whatever happens, you have a brother in Puerto Rico.

- Mm. - So thank you.

I'm gonna piggyback off of Yam Yam.

I've never lived a life where luck played any part of it.

I think that we're all chosen to be here for a reason,