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Oh, oh.
What's that?
Oh, my God, what even is that?
These are my moves.
Dad, that's so embarrassing.
That's not embarrassing.
- Wait... - What?
I was gonna interview you.
Oh, you were, were you?
What were you gonna interview me about?
I don't know.
- Well... - Well...
I just turned 11.
And you are 130,
turning 131 in two days.
So...
when you were 11,
what did you think you would be doing now?
- I love you. - Love you.
Bye.
Hiya, everyone.
My name's Belinda,
and I'll be your tour rep for the next week or two.
Now I've only just transferred in from Torremolinos...
Oh!
From Torremolinos!
Right, well, I, uh...
I hope I'll be a good help to you here in Turkey...
- "Hiya." - all the same.
Uh, now, we've got seven stops tonight...
"My name's Belinda..."
so bear with us, all right?
"And I've just come in from Torremolinos."
Torremolinos.
Torremolinos. Torremolinos.
- Hang tight, poppet, okay? - Okay.
I'm fine.
Someone's coming.
- Time for bed? - No.
Hello?
It's, um, 501.
Mmm, yeah, that's us.
Yeah, um, I booked a room with two beds,
but we've only got the one here.
Yeah, okay, well, I paid for it
and, um, it was confirmed by the travel agency.
Okay, that's all you can do?
Okay. Scootch under. There we go. Yeah.
Oh, it'll have to be then.
Okay, thanks.
Mmm, goodnight.
Goodnight.
Digital video entertainment.
Don't get that wet, Soph. It was expensive.
Sorry about the hotel.
Clive was just here
and he said he had a great time.
Everything okay at home?
What do you mean?
I mean, how are you and your mom getting along?
Yeah, okay, I guess.
Good.
I'm glad.
Why, what did she tell you?
She didn't say anything.
You just told me you weren't getting along that well
last time I saw you. Remember?
I can't exactly ask you when I phone you at home.
Oh, yeah, right. Things have been better.
Good.
Why don't you go over and introduce yourself?
Dad, no. They're, like, kids.
Mmm-hmm.
Why don't you go over and introduce yourself?
Hmm, Sophie, they're, like, old.
Huh.
See, if you let it rest on an object for a wee while,
it gets the lighting right.
That's quite clever.
You want a massive ice-cream?
Yeah, that's bigger than my head.
That's impossible. You have a massive head.
- Are you done? - What?
That's a bit rude.
No, it's not. It's just a fact.
Your head's bigger than mine.
I... I... I would disagree with that fact.
Look at the size of it.
Your head's bigger. See?
Say hello to your mom.
That's all you're going to give her?
- Love you. - Say you miss her.
I miss you.
And what?
And bye-bye.
And your dad's being amazing.
And what?
And my dad's being amazing.
Why is your dad being amazing?
Because he's taking so much...
Uh-huh. Well, what did she say?
Oh, I'll do it when I'm home.
School doesn't start until Thursday, right?
Okay.
Yeah, it's good.
We're not actually at our hotel.
But ours doesn't have a phone, so...
Dad?
He's good.
Oh, my God, he's doing some weird slow-motion ninja moves.
Why is he so weird sometimes?
But, yeah, he's good.
All right. Love you. Bye.
- Mom wants to talk to you. - What?
- Mom wants to talk to you. - Right.
Thanks, poppet.
Hey.
Checking up on me?
So, are you gonna do anything?
What do you mean?
With George.
He told Seb he wanted to.
With you, I mean. Not Seb, obviously.
Last night on the way home, I gave Kenny...
Literally in the bushes behind the other pool.
Well, like, what happened?
What do you mean?
Did he come?
Yeah. I mean, obviously.
You should wear your hair back sometimes.
You look really pretty with your hair back.
Oh, my God, do you think she heard us?
Who cares? She's literally, like, nine.
That's wonderful.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm so happy for you.
All right, love you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, will do.
Okay. Bye.
Hey.
Do you know how to play? It's that one to start.
I know.
Come on, start your engines.
Game over. Round one.
- Do you want to play again? - Right, Soph, we're up.
- Bye. - Bye.
There you go.
Right, you ready?
Right. There you go.
- You don't mind, do you, mate? - No bother.
Right, last one for now, then, okay?
Do you want a game of doubles?
Yeah, sure.
You've got a built-in rest there.
No danger.
I'm right-handed
and I'm playing with a kid, right? Go easy.
- Do you want to break or... - Yeah.
Good. Well done.
So, what's your sister's name?
Uh, Sophie.
Oh, nice.
I'm her dad, though, actually.
Oh. Sorry, mate, I just thought...
That's okay.
It's a nice hotel, eh?
Oh, yeah, it's all right.
I mean, we're staying in that one over the road,
basically a building site, so...
Olly.
Fucking hell, Sophie. Impressive.
Hey, don't say... "Fuck".
- Oh, sorry, mate... - That's okay.
Well done.
Right, I'm up. You watching?
No!
Move it.
No!
That's it, move it!
- No. - No!
You want to ruin it again for everybody, as usual.
No!
Twist.
No, keep your...
I'm not letting you off. Go again.
No, you're just pushing.
Look, you have to twist.
Like, here. Okay? Again.
No. Okay, grab my wrists.
Okay, okay, I get it.
So, the thin part lines up
to where the fingers connect, okay?
- Okay. Mmm-hmm. - Are you looking?
And then you pull as hard as you can,
- like that, okay? - Ow.
No, this is serious, Sophie.
Look at me. It's important you get this.
Go.
No.
You're not twisting. You're just pulling.
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