Love is Blind (Love Is Blind)

Good morning.

Give me one word to describe last night.

- I would say magical. - Aww!

This is awesome.

- Last night was great. - Yes.

- It was a great night. - And this morning.

- And the middle of the night. - Yeah.

Pretty sure at one point we had sex with the CPAP on.

Yeah, I had to pull…

- Yeah, I had to take the CPAP off. -

Last night was great. We had very good sex.

I enjoyed it. Um, I think she had a good time as well.

Lots of different positions.

She's got a favorite position, for sure.

Now that we're on the couch, I might see it again here soon.

- Oh my God. -

- Good morning. - Night one was done.

- How'd you sleep last night? - Like a baby.

- Yeah. - I think we just mesh really well.

- Yeah. - And it felt good.

We slept in until after nine o'clock.

Yeah. A world record.

- Yeah. -

- Today's Connor's birthday. - Big old three-two.

- You guys-- - All of his wishes came true.

- Yeah, already by ten a.m. - She's right here.

This freaking view.

Oh! It's incredible. I can't wait to go and explore today.

- This freaking view. - Oh yikes. This girl.

- That's my view, for the rest of time. - Lucky you.

You're stuck with me.

- -

- Last night was incredible. - It was.

How can you imagine so many things in your head?

I know.

I don't know. It's above what I thought too.

And I knew in person it would be the same, even though you might not have felt that.

No, I knew that it would be the same in person.

We were so radically open with each other from day one.

Mm-hmm.

And we were so honest, and so

accepting of each other that it made it really easy.

I do feel like we complement each other really well.

- Mm-hmm. And we look so good together. - We look good together.

I just feel like we've just been, like, training our lives,

whether it was, like, relationship-wise or whatever,

and we were meant to, like, literally meet at this point.

- I could not agree more. - Yeah.

All the hard shit and all of the…

not-so-great moments, I feel like have made me ready for you.

It feels right. It feels so good. And that's why I love that girl.

- Is love blind for you? -

- Apparently, it is. - Apparently.

Yeah. It just worked out, 'cause you're also really hot.

I-- right back at you.

Where do we see ourselves in five years?

- We've gone on a ton of adventures. - Mm-hmm.

You've cold-plunged in Antarctica.

- Knocked that off the list. - I've watched 'cause that's not happening.

- Fair. - Um, swimming with sharks?

I'm actually down for that.

- Okay. Yeah. - I've faced fears.

So Antarctica for me, where else are we going for you?

Portugal, Spain.

I do wanna do Portugal. It's where Ronaldo was born. Sorry.

Who's the goalie? Tom Howard? Tim Howard?

Tim Howard. He's American though.

Oh yeah. Where was he born? Do you wanna go see that?

- No, I met him already. He's a weirdo. - Oh! Goalies.

- I mean, now you're getting it. - Soccer players.

- You're stuck with a-- - Except Beckham.

Get out of here. He's not even good.

I just like Posh Spice.

I respect it. They're a good couple, for sure.

- Adorable. - We're gonna aspire to be that.

Okay. Oh! Absolutely.

I hope I'm as fabulous as her.

Not hard.

- You're up there already. - Mm-hmm.

- I'll take it. - I bet. A couple ways.

- - Yeah.

It is party time!

- We be getting ready! - Connor's big birthday bash.

- Excited to see everybody? - I am excited.

- Excited to meet the boys? - The boys.

Meet the gang! My boys!

I feel like the girls need a full debrief.

- Probably. - So it'll be fun.

It'll be fun to catch up.

- My hair is good? - My shoulder-- oh fuck!

- - Oh my gosh!

- What is wrong with you? -

Is that thing gonna stay on tonight?

Wanna go get a drink?

- That's nice. So cool. -

- I have mezcal, pineapple and rosemary. -

- "Rosemary," like our child's name. -

- Hi! -

- Hi! - I'm so glad…

- -

- What's up? - Good to see you, man.

- I was like… - Devonta, Jess.

- Hi, I'm Brittany. Good to meet you. - Chris. Good to meet you.

- -

- Hi! -

- Hey! -

What's up, guys?

My people.

Oh, my gosh.

- Emma! - Hey!

- What up, guys? - Hi, baby girl!

Give me that. Give me that.

- Hi! - How we doing?

- -

Alex is…

He's very attractive.

- We're missing the birthday boy. - Oh yeah!

It's like the big birthday bash. Literally.

Thank you so much.

- Hi, everyone! Hi! - Hey, I'm Jordan. Nice to meet you.

- Hi, I'm Emma. Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet ya.

- Nice to see you. - You too.

Seeing Connor, it brought up a lot of emotions.

It was a weird experience.

Hey, thank you guys for the warm welcome!

- Cheers! - Cheers!

- What happened last night? - What happened? Nothing.

Lots of, like, touching all over.

- Everything but sex. - He was such a gentleman.

He's like, "Am I allowed to, like, touch your boobs?"

- I'm like, "Touch 'em!" - Absolutely.

You're like, "I can't wait to rub 'em in your face."

Many moments I was like,

"If we don't separate, we're going to be connected."

You're so strong. I was like, "Take my clothes off."

Me and Mike are on the fucking daybed just getting it on.

I'm obsessed with that.

All of the girls have definitely been physical,

and my poor man is left out.

She's a very devoted woman, but obviously we're gonna have some fun.

She's like, "You make it so hard." And I'm like, "I'm sorry."

- "You make it so hard, papi!" - I'm like, "You make it so hard!"

- "You make it so hard!" -

When we are ready to have sex, we will have sex,

but I feel bad for him.

- Open them legs, babe. - I love you, but--

Look at them! They're sealed shut!

- Yeah, you're literally like… - By the blood of Jesus.

- I need a fucking cage. Put me away. -

Maybe you need to do that, so my man will get some tonight.

- Do you wanna go join your friends? - Huh?

Do you wanna join your friends?

- Would you like that? - Yeah, we can.

It doesn't matter. I'm having fun with you right here.

You're why I'm here in the first place, you know?

That's what we're doing here, right?

She was just actually saying how she's, like, kind of upset.

- 'Cause you haven't made out with her. - Oh really?

- Yeah. - Wow. Weird.

- Really loudly. -

- How are we doing? Good? -

Happy?

- Do you need a drink? You okay? - No, I'm fine.

Okay, I'll be right back.

Everybody here is attractive. There is no question about that.

But I think that, like, with your person, it's a different… level.

- Did you meet Chris? - I've met everybody.

- Cuties, right? - So cute.

- Chris is a cutie. - Okay.

I don't feel like-- nobody is really what I expected.

- Really? - Mm-hmm.

- Good or bad? - What are your intentions?

- What are your intentions? - Bad things.