Kicking Off (Okolofutbola) (Околофутбола)

In this way, during the reign of Peter I,

his victories were not achieved by his new modern fleet.

This would be all for today.

Do you love your country?

But there are 5 minutes left?

We'll compensate with 5 minutes more the next time. That's all for today.

Is the oil ok?

It's perfect, man.

Today will be held the derby between CSKA and Spartak.

Aroudn 70,000 visitors are expected.

Yea, yea, I'm coming.

How sweet..vampires, werewolves, zombies.

And all of this is in our education.

We can't stay indifferent to that. At least I can't.

Yes?

I'm coming. I'll make it.

We are you? We'll be late.

Radio Sport is preparing for the live broadcast of the derby.

Hello.

Hello, faster.

Hello, Pasha.

Good day, mates. We're going!

Attention! Doors are closing!

Next stop: Kalujska

What are you listening?

Hello, mates.

Hello, Teacher!

What's up, mates?

Little one!

Take care of the side doors!

Dear passangers, we highly recommend leaving this carriage.

It'll be a hell of a fight.

Station: Konkovo

That's the Horses!!!

Get ready! All together! Come on!

Come on, you cunts!

Take this, you bastard!

Move!

Where do you thinkg you are going?!

Take in the Major!

The cops!

Go before the whole carriage falls apart!

None of this fuckers had decent shoes.

Skullhead Crew! Skullhead Crew!

Aren't you ashamed?

CSKA and Spartak continue playing, CSKA scores second goal.

Silent!

The score is 3:1 for CSKA.

They shit themselves

If they don't win the cup, we'll have to visit them.

Have we visited them lately?

Did you see that?

Finally, where you've been? Why didn't you call?

We "danced" a little bit with Slon.

He barely made it out.

What?!

We told you just to track him.

Yea, and after that we decided to...

What did you decided?!

Who of you two beat him?

Are you stupid or what?

Why would you say that?

And what's that for?

You stole his phone, too?

No, it just fell out of his pocket and I picked it up.

Have you gone nuts? Give me the phone.

Where did you find these idiots?

Slav, it's not gonna happen again...

There's not gonna be again.

Cut the crap, Yaryi.

Who do you think you are talking to?!

Yaryi, stop, Yaryi...

Wait, we have to discuss something important.

Dinamo are on the hook.

We can organise something in the weekend.

Full retards...

You should've started with that.

Dickheads.

Get out of here.

Major, Dinamo don't have decent shoes either.

It's a shame to be kicked by them.

On your place, I'd think about it.

Yaryi, we must talk.

For the third time this month, the cops happen to be on the right place.

So?

Somebody's giving them information.

Cops don't hang out on every station so heavily armed.

They have been informed about the fight for sure.

We just started and they showed up.

Maybe it's someone from the Horses.

No, I'm telling you - it's someone from us.

No way.

That was our first time with the Horses.

And the cops show up for the third time.

And what, before that Zenit told them? And before them - Lokomotiv?

Do you have someone in mind?

Maybe I'm the rat?

It can't be you. You didn't know about the subway.

And I told the Major and the Razor.

On purpose?

And you suspected me first?

By the method of exception.

The fight with the Horses is a clear evidence.

Yea, whatever.

So what do we do?

We have to cancel the deal with Dynamo.

Are you crazy?

It's going to be epic. We have been preparing it for so long.

Whatever happens, we are not cancelling it.

Ok, so let's do this instead:

We start a rumour among us that the fight is cancelled.

And on Saturday, in the last moment we gather up.

That way if anybody's giving away information,

we'll have enough time before the cops come.

Major!

Yea?

I punished them myself.

And how exactly?

Are they in hospital or dead?

I thought so...

And now I'm going to punish them.

If you find them, you will.

What did you think? That you give me back my phone and it's all OK?

If so, we'll do it another time.

Give back the phone.

Are those clowns ready?

Slon, cut the crap.

Are those your top people?

What top people? We've gathred the little ones who are not at school today.

So do we start?

Gather up!

Come on! Let's tear them apart!

Attack!

Finally!

Sincere apologies. I drove as fast as possible and here I am.

Teacher!

You know I love you but you are dressed like you are going to school.

I don't like jeans.

And I can't stand those disco clubs of yours.

Relax, nothing's going to happen.

It'll be a humble evening, just like you love it.

Come, the Razor is already mixing it up.

Hello!

They are with me.

I got something to say, boys.

I have never told anybody. In short - we've been together half an year.

And this means FO-RE-VER.

I want her to have my children and then - grandchildren.

I've become very santimental.

When I see her in the morning, she's so beautiful.

It makes me wanna cry.

Serious shit.

Today I'll be generous.

I'm buying. What are you drinking?

Beer.

Mate, two of your best beers for my friends.

I'm going to scout who's here. I'll be back in a minutes.

Where's your girl?

On her way, she'll be here soon.

She's worried.

Look at those two.

Yesterday lost the derby and today are already celebrating.

Pathetic footballers...

Let's go.

What's up, Razor?

Hello!

Good evening!

Good evening, sportsmen.

Eh, Whiskey!

Whiskey and Cola - an obligatory preparation for a good football.

What are you celebrating?

Do we have a problem, boys?

You have, not us.

Footballers...

Go train!

Look, mate, It just didn't work out. Next time It will be better.

I don't doubt it.

One more loss like this and you'll have a visit at the training.

It won't be so funny then.

Who were those?

Doesn't matter.

It's on us, girls.

Thank you.

And here we are.

I have the pleasure to introduce you to my very favourite gilrs.

Their beauty, doubtlessly, will save the world.

Taisia.

Daria.

Yes, that's them.

Yaryi, you are supposed to say "nice to mee you'".

Yes, extremely.

And those are my friends.

My brothers.

Igor, Slav and Pasha.

Pasha is now busy mixing,

but will join us later.

And what do you do?

Was that an uncomfortable question?

No, no, it's an amazing question!

I'm impressed!