The first 200 lines.
This is turning out to be a good over...
Not a single run has been scored yet.
He conceded his first run after 18 balls.
Great shot!
Great shot!
-He took a risk... -Hmm!
...but it paid off. Great shot.
Umm, food delivery, sir.
-Flat number and name. -He's scored three boundaries...
-Six! -And once he gets going,
-he will not stop! -Now watch him go.
The bowlers are in for a rough ride.
Something about a spinner just sets him off.
Yes?
Dickens Chicken. Order for you.
But I never ordered anything.
Someone else might have placed it, please check, madam.
There's no one else at home.
Can you tell me the address?
You can see for yourself, madam.
Hey, Tanuj! I told you to play in the room!
Come on, inside. Off you go.
-Sorry, show me. -Uh,
-it's the wrong tower, madam, sorry. -Hey...
Sorry.
Wrong house. It's not the 12th floor.
You sure?
I'm sure.
Try the 13th floor.
There is no 13th flo--
Shit.
And he sends the ball up in the air, speeding towards the boundary...
Fielder on his way to catch it.....
And he’s gone.
Shit! What happened, Madam?
Call the police.
Who is he? Do you recognise him?
Abbey, turn off bedroom lamps.
Abbey! Turn off bedroom lamps!
Okay. Turning off bedroom lamps.
Abbey, play happy morning music.
Okay, playing happy morning music.
So in today's episode of Hustle Lab, we have with us Pratyush Dua.
There's hardly anyone in India who hasn't seen his Laila-Majnu videos.
So Pratyush, of all characters, why Laila and Majnu?
Actually, at the time someone had dumped me.
So I thought, we just say things like
"I would die for you,"
but Laila and Majnu actually did die for each other.
And I'm a true romantic, bro.
As an example of true love, who better than Laila and Majnu?
As you can see,
here is an animal resting in its natural habitat.
These animals are prone to exertion, after which--
Pratty what are you doing!
Babe, it's a vlog! It's a vlog.
Stop! What do you mean it's a vlog!
-Just stop it! -It's called how I lost my virginity!
-For the third time! -What is wrong with you!
Okay. Hey guys, do you think I'll get 10k subscribers if I upload this video?
-No you won't. -Okay, what about 5k?
-Just stop recording! -Okay, okay.
Guys, as you can see, my girlfriend tends to get violent after sex.
-Prat! -If you want to prevent my murder...
-Yes, tell me. -The witch got a dog.
What?
The witch got herself a dog!
Check Dazzle.
It's getting massive engagement. ShorShare has reposted it already.
This is war. She just declared war, Pratty.
She wants to get to 10 million before you!
Bro, couldn’t she be a genuine animal lover?
-Genuine? -Yes...
Ankita Awasthi?
Who endorsed smudge-free eyeliner on her grandma's death anniversary?
Pratty, all she wants is our KODA phones deal.
But isn’t my deal with KODA finalized?
The contract is yet to be signed, right now we're just playing games on email.
KODA is a ruthless brand, trust me.
Trust me, if Ankita gets to 10 million before you,
they will not think twice before dropping you and signing her.
One... one second.
JD, she's still 3 lakh followers behind me.
So?
She's a girl, Pratty.
Her core demographic is single, desperate boys.
All she had to do for a boost is post a picture with a dog.
If she decides to put on a bikini tomorrow...
Listen to me, why don't you make a #BumpyRide video--
Not this again.
-You'll get so many new followers-- -JD, JD.
I don't want to take my pants off and wiggle my bum.
How many times do I have to say it?
Dude, it's the most popular trend...
Okay, never mind.
Let's do this. Bhuvan is coming to Delhi for an event this evening.
Make a collab video with him, I'm telling you it'll kill.
JD… JD, just relax.
Even if I don't post for 4-5 days, I'll still get to 10 million.
Look,
I'm talking to you not as your manager, but as your closest friend.
It's a humongous campaign.
For the next two years, your face will be on ever other billboard.
Money on top of that.
But if you lose in this race to 10 million, not only will you lose the deal,
but you will also lose your relevance.
Now you do whatever you feel is right.
Pratyush.
Pratyush.
-Pratyush! -Yes.
Yes...
-I called out to you five times. -Hmm.
Will the great Pratman deign us with his presence?
What would you like to order, Fatty?
Bro, I ordered.
I asked you, "Mr. Veggielite, would you like vegetarian pasta?"
And you nodded several times.
-You forgot? -No.
Bro, you've become a complete phone addict. Seriously.
I'm an addict?
Before having Anmol, I left smoking for 18 months.
I can quit whenever I want to.
That's what every addict says.
All right, let's do this.
You switch off your phone for two days, and I'll quit smoking.
Think about it, Shorty.
You can save your sister's life in 48 hours.
So?
-Will you do it now? -I can't do it now!
Okay. Next free weekend, phone off. For sure.
That's what every addict says.
All my work happens on my phone, Fatty!
It's not the same thing. I have to take important calls all day.
So Mummy's call is not important.
Damn it.
It's been two years since it happened, Shorty.
You don't go home, you don't answer her calls.
Mummy and I will try to talk to Papa,
-at least start talking-- -One second.
-Shorty? -One second. Yes?
Yes, hello?
Did you make it?
You've made the mouse-trap just like it was in the video, right?
Okay, take it to the kitchen, let me see.
I'm going into the kitchen now..
Yes, okay.
Now place the device down over there.
Over here?
Yes, now turn it to the left.
To the left.
-Like this? -Yes, that's it.
Now place the mouse trap right in front of the device.
In front of the camera, yeah.
Is this fine?
Yes, that's perfect. Okay, thank you.
Thank you, bye-bye.
Fatty, look. Next vlog sorted. Mouse in my House.
There's an annual day function at Anmol's pre-school day after tomorrow.
Please wake up on time, you can't miss it. She's going to be a fairy godmother.
Dude, please forward this to me! My fans love Anmol!
Can you first see it yourself?
I did. So cute... she's looking.
Look, that day...
Papa will be there too.
You'll be seeing each after a long time, please don't fight.
No ... Don't do it. Don't do it.
You can check your phone after two minutes.
We're meeting after months.
Yes, okay, but let me check once, it might be--
-No! No. No. -It might be important, Fatty, please!
No.
Do you know why I left home, Fatty?
Because no one even tries to understand me over there.
Not you, not Mummy, and Papa, well...
But there,
people listen to me.
I control the remote control of nearly a million people.
Are you sure?
That you control it?
Meaning?
You mean it controls...
Hmm.
Yes, JD. Tell me.
Ankita did what?
Confirm the BB event.
I'll be there by 8 o clock.
You st--
Hey, are you blind!
Watch out!
Stop staring at the phone!
Now move! What are you standing there for?
Sorry, sorry.
PratManiacs, guess who I am with today,
the man of the moment, the man of the hour,
my brother, my inspiration, Mr. Bhuvan Bham!
Bam is how you say it.
Mr. Bhuvan Bam
-Hi. -How are you doing, my bro.
Good.
We're meeting after ages, how does it feel?
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