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Previously on "Below Deck Down Under"...
Tyler, a socialite from New York City, is taking
his group of best gays on a trip of a lifetime.
There we go.
My partner said, I'm going to sign the check.
Have a good time.
This is mine. This is mine.
And then the Louis.
Tyler's flying in his glam technician
to get him ready for a drag night on board.
The most important part for Tyler is
that his other guests do not see his glam.
Why are you giggling, ass?
You're not going to tell me?
I do like Daisy. There's no doubt about that.
She's beautiful. I love her accent.
Very Irish.
Hello, hello.
- Hello. - I've missed you.
Love you.
ing----ing .
How do I put myself in a situation
where I know I'm not supposed to be...
Cute.
Do I seem jealous? No.
I don't feel jealous.
You and----ing what's her face?
ing what's her face is not really
the most appropriate thing to say.
- You and Ellie. - This is ridiculous.
You're just so disrespectful to girls.
You have no consideration for anybody else.
Maybe like a little omelette?
Go, go, go.
Don't tell us what to do.
Mike comes and says, Ben, do you mind making me an omelette?
What?
In my role, I feel like I'm everyone's mom,
but with Alesia and Mike, it feels particularly taxing.
Next time, just come to me and tell me.
What about just her?
Like who?
Possibly...
Joao is with Ellie.
Ellie is not in my good books right now, so it.
I'm gonna meddle.
Oh, that's...
It's flattering to hear that Joao has a thing for me,
but, like, Ellie marked her territory.
Oh, that feels amazing.
So, they need to sort that out,
and then also, Ellie's petrifying.
Daisy, Daisy, Joao.
The tender is on the way to the beach.
The first time I met Luigi was at an orgy.
- What? Wait, what? - You remember?
- Hi. - Where are we putting this?
You're over here, you're over here.
He drops his towel.
I have never seen anything like this in my life.
It was like an animal balloon, you know,
like when they make them at the fair.
And so I look at Miguel, the boyfriend,
he pulls off his towel. It was twice his size.
- Stop. - It was twice his size!
But we were staying at the Ritz, and it was 3 a.m.
- Cheers. - Thank you so much, Tyler.
Love you, cheers.
Loving it, loving it.
Jenna, Jenna. You can go on break now.
Copy.
What is a beach set up without a bonfire?
There you go, all inside.
- Woo! - Good job, baby.
Oh, wow.
Go big or go home.
Actually, I really feel like I need to
bring it up with him about the Ellie thing.
No, absolutely not.
So excited.
Not as excited as me.
You're like an arsonist.
I'm not an arsonist.
- I just appreciate fire. - A pyromaniac.
Yeah.
Hey, you.
That looks beautiful.
Thank you.
So you're doing lobster tails,
and what else are we doing tonight?
- Baby back ribs. - Oh, amazing.
I've been braising them all day.
Tonight, really super cas, grilled lobster,
grilled ribs, beautiful vegetables.
I love cooking barbecue.
It's enchanting, darlings.
Do you want some pork or lobster?
- A little both. - Pork?
- Yes, please. - Really yum.
Guys, lobster's an aphrodisiac.
No, it's not.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Okay, good.
Okay, let's get this done.
In yachting, it's difficult to make
close connections that are genuine because
you're kind of forced to be with each other.
With Eddy, he's sweet and compassionate.
When he speaks to me,
the way he hugs me, it feels good.
Oh, hi. How are you? I'm Daisy.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
Yeah, you go ahead.
Guys, look behind you.
Wait a second.
You have my attention.
That's really close to his face.
Woo!
Dibs.
- Okay. - Oh, sh--.
He's a nutbag.
Do you want to try?
Swallow.
The gays know how to blow, baby.
Three, two, one.
It tastes gross.
Oh!
- Daisy wants to do it. - Sorry.
Three, two, one.
, that was hectic.
I'm gonna have gasoline all over me.
Should we wrap up and head back?
- Yeah, sure. - Katina, Katina.
Yeah, go ahead.
Guests are ready for a pick-up if you want to come
in with the other tender.
Let's go, let's go, let's go, team.
Welcome. How was it?
Dude, it was just sick.
It's like a dream come true for any chef.
- Oh, really? - No!
Okay, gentlemen, let's go.
- Would you like a warm towel? - Thank you so much.
How was dinner?
Whoa!
I'm dead.
Wait, who is Miss Bean?
- What's her actual name? - Alesia.
Are we hot tubbing?
Should I wear my cheetah thong?
But my ass is so white.
How was it at Katina with no one there?
Didn't really do much to be honest.
Took a two, three hour break.
- Are you being serious? - Yeah.
Me and Eddy were in the sauna.
The less he does, the more I have to do.
It's actually impossible for Mike to do less.
Alesia takes life way too seriously.
Relax. Everything is going to be okay.
Hot tub time.
Here we go.
Oh, sh--.
- Oh. - Are you okay?
I'll see you at 7:30. Thank you.
- Hey. - Hey, how's it going?
How was the beach?
It was pretty hectic.
- Yeah. - How are you?
- Good. - Good.
Mike, could you just concentrate on cleaning up?
I've cleaned the whole boat today.
But that's your job.
No, it's not my job. Cleaning the boat?
I've got various jobs on this boat.
I'm not a cleaner. I'm a deck stew.
You just have to follow instructions. That's it.
Mike is definitely developing an ego.
And if he doesn't stop,
it's going to cause a----ing problem.
And he doesn't want a problem with me.
Okay, good night. I'll see you in the morning.
Good night.
Do you want to go to bed?
This doesn't need two of us up now.
- Hi. - She's back!
Can I get you any more drinks? Any water?
Wait, who's the other crew that we were talking to?
- Jenna. - Jenna.
She's funny. I love Jenna.
We went to her.
We were like, Miss Bean was breathing fire out of her mouth.
She said, of course she was.
She's only butthurt because she's only housekeeping.
I can say so much more, but I'm not.
Ooh, please do.
We love our fire breathing, Miss Bean.
- No, no, no, no, no. - I'm going to bed.
- Good night. - No!
She can off.
How are you, love? You good?
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