Tamon's B-Side (多聞くん今どっち！？)

Hey!! It's just like sweeet magic!! Aha!

Hi, it's me! The one with that killer smile!

Stealing your gaze with a shocking style!

Smooth as ever, I escort you

And this voice, seducing you

Ah, come on, let's dance; I'm aiming straight for your heart

I am your ace darlin'

Confidence? Yeah, I've got plenty

Please Please

Whisper just to me, call my name

You're too popular, it drives me crazy and I'm not okay

But I'm sorry, losing's not my thing

Hey, girl

Look this way!

I see your smile, smile, smile, I wanna make it all mine

Crash, crash, crash, our special connection shines

Dance, dance, our world is non-stop groovin'

I'll show you my perfect A-side, side, side

And my private B-side, side, side; I'll show you everything

So take my hand and let's roll

Sweet Sweet Sweet magic!!

Sweetie honey Sweetie honey

Sweetie honey Sweetie honey

It's a spell that makes your heart race

We can't go back

You're falling in love with me, c'mon!

Sweetie honey

Sweet Sweet Sweet magic!!

The overwhelming desire to make people happy.

When that feeling that's usually aimed at thousands of fans

suddenly gets directed to one person...

Fans Are Terrifying Creatures

I'm sorry. I just reacted.

Eep...

After that happened, I...

You can't be serious.

Do you know how many gazillions of yen a single karat of Tamon-kun is worth?

And here you are basically giving it away for free.

Church of Tamon

You're destroying the market!

Unconditional love for Tamon Fukuhara

Rawr

Please have more respect for Tamon-kun!

I totally lost it.

Tamon-kun belongs to everyone!

Menacing

Menacing

And then I bizarrely made Tamon-kun review the 100 Tamon Articles of Faith.

Tamon-kun belongs to everyone...

Tamon-kun's dreams must be prioritized above all else!

Tamon-kun's dreams must be prioritized above all else.

Okay! Bye!

Please excuse me!

I let my rage take over me and ran right out of there.

Maybe I should be happy about the fact

that he personally showed me full-on fan service...

Hnnngggghhhh

But I really think that someone who's supposed to be a world-famous star

shouldn't be handed out so easily!

All of humanity needs to respect Tamon-kun!

Tamon! Tamon! Tamon!

Why is he doing so much for me?

I hope that Kinoshita-san will continue coming over forever.

I love you, Kinoshita-san.

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...Hngh!

Thwap

Ain't no

Ain't no way!

waaaaay~

He's just anxious after losing the competition for center.

And since he's letting all that anxiety explode in front of me,

it must mean that he has no one else he can talk to.

Maybe things aren't going well with the people around him after all.

I'll go give the Gorilla some cannoli and bombolones!!

I'll go give the Gorilla some cannoli and bombolones!

Fujita-san seems as busy as ever.

Malice...

Their producer seems super scary.

Go buy some butter sandwiches!

Go buy some butter sandwiches...

Ouri-kun is less a friend, and more a rival and a gorilla.

I'll go give the Gorilla some cannoli and bombolones!!

Malice...

Go buy some butter sandwiches...

I'd like to do whatever I can for him, but...

Plink

Sob Sob

I don't think I can make it today... I caught a cold...

I'm sorry

What?!

What?!

Cool Sheet

That's rough, Yuina.

The King of Elixirs

Yuina

_P Yummy, thanks

Oh, well. I guess I'll have to spend the day alone.

Goodness!

Goodness! I must admit, that certainly was a close one!

There were more Kanpyo-chans in places I wasn't aware of.

If I missed out on the rare official merch for my oshi, Kanpyo Roll-chan,

I would absolutely never be able to live with myself!

She showed such bravery as she quivered in the prize machine enclosure all alone!

I got this close to crying at the sight, but I gave my tear ducts a stern pep talk

and successfully rescued her from her glass prison!

Crane games ought to be a cruel mistress, yet I was grabbed one after another

as if it were an AYCE, and as a fan, I do feel a bit conflicted about this.

I must be the one to let the admins know just how in demand Kanpyo-chan is!

The world desires Kanpyo-chan!

The seven seas desire Kanpyo-chan!

Have I ever experienced such a fruitful day off before?

Actually, I may well have. But that doesn't matter right now.

I must spend every last second rescuing Kanpyo Roll-chans from glass prisons.

Relaxed

Hustle Hustle

Hustle Hustle

That is my sworn duty for today!

Pull

Pull

Onward ho! Until my time of leisure comes to an end!

Pull

Pull

Knowing that all of the other Kanpyo fans are also acting with happiness

and gratitude in their hearts naturally gives...

I get you... The love that we have for our oshis.

Kappa Rolls

Gloomyhara-san?!

What are you doing here?

Huff...

Huff...

Huff...

Huff...

Kinoshita-san...

Huff...

Huff...

I'm so happy to run into you in a place like this...

Huff...

Huff...

Kinoshita-san...

Inch...

Inch...

H-Hello...

Inch...

Inch...

Do you have the day off today?

Inch...

Er, yes...

Because... You think I'm hot.

If I get too close, he'll start giving out Hottiehara-kun for free again.

Wobble Wobble

Kinoshita-san, please wait...

I'm in a hurry!

Kinoshita-san!

Vrooooooom

Huh?!

His paper bag turned all fancy and he suddenly got faster!

He caught up...?!

Konk

Craaash

Drench

Drench

Drench

I-It's so hot...

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It's a sauna under here

Huff...

Huff...

Huff...

How could you run around in midsummer heat wearing that?

What're you going to do if Tamon-kun gets heatstroke?!

I'm sorry. I'll be more careful.

Do you have the day off as well, Gloomyhara-san?

I have some downtime from work right now...

I'm sorry that someone like me was having fun.

Oh, no. I'm actually glad that you have some hobbies.

Sometimes there're kappa wrapped in really unique ways...

Roll...

They're rare ones.

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Rare

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Super Rare

Those are the figures that're at his place, aren't they?

Tamon-kun's using the money we offer him to buy himself Kappa Rolls for self-care.

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Rare

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Super Rare

Moved...

That makes me happy.

I just wanted to give you one because I got a dupe...

Why did you run away like that?

You're actually about 100 cm taller than we think you are.

So having you run at me when you're that big is extremely intimidating.

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Wait, I shouldn't be talking to him!

I shouldn't be interacting with my oshi outside of work!