Hard Ticket to Hawaii

You should get in, Rowdy, the water is great.

Are you kidding?

I've got better things to do with my body temperature.

Thanks.

I'm gonna miss you, Rowdy Abilene.

You don't have to go back to Molokai.

I can request you for my staff in Honolulu.

The agency wants me on Molokai.

Drug enforcement is no job for a girl like you.

Right.

Stay here and play.

You Tarzan, me Jane.

You can't blame me for trying.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

Yeah, well try this.

Hey, Bobby, we don't need that.

Put them away.

But, Henry, why don't we need the gun?

This land belongs to Daioo family.

They've been growing weed on this part of the island

for three generations.

Once a year I come down, I tell them,

"Hey, take it easy, brah."

Then I hit 'em with a small fine.

Off I go.

But they still grow the stuff, though?

Oh, yeah, no hurt nobody.

It will make work for the locals.

The locals spend their money in town.

Everybody make out.

Me, I get one small package for my trouble.

You know, I pass 'em around.

Remember now, in one month I'm gonna retire,

so you're gonna be number one,

so better learn this routine.

Okay, Bobby?

Okay, Henry.

Damn.

I though it is a small family operation.

Don't look right.

Look all those workers.

This look like an assembly line.

There's a guy with a machine gun.

Something's wrong.

Back to the boat.

Get back to the boat!

Henry!

Don't shoot!

Let us down.

Take it easy, brah!

That's it.

Good job!

Run these two guys and their boat through the shredder

and feed them to the fish.

Let's go, come on.

Come on, people, let's go.

You can do better than that.

Derek!

Hurry up, please.

What a career.

Hey, what's happening?

Hello, Bill.

See what you can do over here, please.

These guys are just waiting for their lunch break.

Lunch?

You've just come off a coffee break.

That's good.

Help me, this baby is heavy.

Shew, yeah.

God, these early morning hours are killing me.

Drug enforcement agents can't afford to get soft.

I'm supposed to be soft, I'm a woman.

If it wasn't for this arrangement, you'd be a dead woman.

At least when I testified against the mob in Vegas,

they threatened to kill me quickly.

You're taking your time.

Look, Taryn, you didn't make such a bad deal

with our witness protection program.

Well,

at least I'm in the islands.

Hey, Donna.

When the Feds told me I could come to Hawaii

and live and help you keep your cover,

it sounded like paradise

but you never let up.

The agency expects us to keep fit at all times.

But I'm still just a civilian.

It doesn't mean you can't be buff.

Ow!

That's good.

Hey, guys, we're gonna go get some coffee.

Fix up the next load, okay?

All right, later.

Oh, this is a nasty-looking snake.

- Heavytoo. - Come on.

- Hi, Dickson! - Hi, Dickson.

Hey, hey, hey.

You all set for the Molokai run?

You sure are.

You got one set of honeymooners booked to Halawa Valley

and one snake.

A snake?

Dickson, I don't like snakes.

Besides, there's never been a snake on the island.

Well there is now.

Actually, it's just for display

at the Molokai Ranch Wildlife Park.

Oh, make sure they get this book

on the care and feeding of it.

Will do.

Thanks, Dickson, we'll see you soon.

- Bye, sweetie. - Have fun.

- Hey, guys. - Howdy.

Hey there.

You are going to love this.

This place is so romantic.

It's beautiful.

You guys, it's gorgeous.

Let's hit it.

You know, Donna, I just figured out a cure for my boredom.

I'll pretend I'm in a James Bond movie.

You've got a great imagination, Taryn.

Well, I do have a whole new identity to develop.

And a lot to forget.

Yeah?

And out of all the actors who played James Bond,

who do you like best?

I'd give them all equal time.

We're all set in here, guys.

Let us know when you're clear.

Okay, Taryn, we're ready for clearance.

This is Cessna Molokai Cargo November niner-niner,

786 requesting clearance on runway five left.

Roger, Molokai Cargo, clear for takeoff.

Damn it, this is the snake for the wildlife park.

Bruce, Derek?

You guys loaded a crate with a snake in it

marked "contaminated" on the Molokai Cargo plane?

No we didn't, boss.

We loaded a box that just said "live snake."

- "Live snake?" - Yeah.

What's the matter with you guys?

Has something baked your brains?

Now I gotta get on the radio and get that plane back here.

That snake they have is dangerous.

It's contaminated!

Live snake.

Bruce, give me a hand.

Okay guys, here we go.

It's a little bit of a hike

but I think you'll enjoy it.

Yeah, this is great.

It's one of the prettiest campsites in the whole world.

You know, the travel agency told us

that we were gonna be all alone.

We are gonna be all alone, aren't we?

Sure you are.

Great!

We just love nature at its purest.

Honolulu calling November niner-niner, 786.

Do you read me? Come in, please.

Come on, girls, be there.

That snake you got is a killer.

Honolulu calling November niner-niner, 786.

Do you read me?

Come in, please.

This is Honolulu calling November niner-niner, 786.

Do you read me?

Come in, please.

Come in, please.

Wow, this is terrific.

We really appreciate you guys bringing us out here.

No problem.

We'll be back to pick you up tomorrow in our jeep.

Our home base is just over the hill.

Okay, great.

Hey, thanks a lot.

We'll see you guys tomorrow.

Have a good time, guys.

Bye bye.

You guys have fun.

Isn't it gorgeous out here, babe?

This always makes me nervous, Mr. Chang.

I'd almost rather try to get him through customs.

The way they watch us?

No way.

This has always worked.

We don't have to worry about customs or the Coast Guard.

And the boys are paid,