How Do You Play? (놀면 뭐하니?)

(The city is awake for yet another day.)

It's a hot and humid day.

So this is the place.

Oh, my gosh.

Hi, how are you?

(A friendly greeting to start the day.)

What should I have to...

- I'll have jujube tea. - Okay.

- A cold one, please. - Okay.

It's annoying how I suddenly switched dialects.

The switch is tough.

I rule the nation, though.

(They crossed Jeolla Province and Gyeongsang Province.)

(The hillbillies came to Jeolla. The War of Money is not yet over.)

Oh, my gosh.

Hey, Boss. Long time no see.

- Gosh. - What's going on?

- The weather is crazy... - It's raining in Seoul.

- Hey. - I'm shaking off the raindrops.

- Take a seat. - Gosh.

- Kid. Calm down, kiddo. - My gosh...

- I'm drying off. - Sit down.

Oh, my word.

Hey. If things go wrong today,

you might go home without saying a word.

- What are you saying? - Watch out.

Why did you gather us here so early in the morning?

Hey, gosh, Boss.

"Boss?"

What should I say, then?

- Where are you from? - What do I say, then?

- Where are you from? - Name your hometown.

- I'm from Gwangju. - Gwangju?

Wasn't that the Chungcheong dialect?

What are you talking about?

What was that just now?

- Isn't "danke" German? - What...

Come on.

What got into you guys?

What...

Stick to the Seoul dialect if you can't keep up.

Come on, Boss. I support the Kia Tigers.

- Do you? - You do?

Are you serious?

- What? - You switched over?

I don't care anymore!

Just use the Seoul dialect.

My gosh...

That almost hurts.

Are you tied to Jeolla Province in some way?

Aren't you from Changwon?

North Jeolla Province.

- What about North Jeolla Province? - North Jeolla?

My uncle's there.

Your uncle lives there?

- In North Jeolla Province. - My mom,

Velvet Dress Ok Jung. She's from Jeonju.

- What? She's from Jeonju? - She's from Jeonju.

- We're from the same place. - Yes... What...

- You're from Jeonju? - Jeonju?

- Since when? - Hey.

Can't you tell from my dialect?

I'm from Jeolla Province.

- Are you? - Yes.

You seem pretty convincing.

Right?

- I told you so. - What?

- I have connections nationwide. - Do you?

I decided to gather some younger friends...

to show them around Seoul.

- I see. - Got it.

They should be here by now.

Are they lost?

- Am I doing it wrong? - Yes.

I came here strongly convinced I was right.

- Are you... - Gosh...

Hey, Kyeong Hwan. No, Je Cheon.

Who is Je Cheon? Is that a new member?

What on earth...

He brown-nosed Jae Seok like crazy.

- Hey. - Who came up with "Je Cheon"?

You can't recognize people now?

You... Your dialect...

What are you doing, Je Cheon?

- What dialect am I speaking? - Je Cheon's...

Oh, dear...

- The real deal is coming. - What's wrong with you?

- I'll ask them. - Yes, do that.

Let's learn how to speak from the native speakers.

Yes.

Oh, hello.

- Don't say that. - He's here.

- Oh, gosh. - You're here.

- Hey. - You made it.

- Gosh... - "You made it."

Come on in.

- You're here. - Hey.

- He's here. - You made it.

- "You made it." - I'm here.

I'm glad you could join us.

Why did you ask me to come here?

Since you're in Seoul, I thought I should...

- This is it? - It's so natural.

- Now... - What dialect were we using so far?

- Say hi to Yun Ho. - Yes, hi.

- Yun Ho. - These two are younger than me.

"Yun Ho?"

- How are you? - What brought you here?

What are you people saying?

- Let's sit down. - Yun Ho...

- Yes. - It's been a while.

- Come over here. - Why are you here?

It's so early.

- Let's get seated. - Hey, so you...

- Gosh. - You look different.

- Your face... - Hey.

Are you wearing your own wig?

I got my hair done.

- Why do you look special? - He looks nice.

- It's pretty. - So, how come...

your suit looks different from ours?

Was this tailored?

- Your suit too. - It's unlike ours.

I wanted to look nice.

- I see. - You dressed up.

- To visit Seoul? - Yes.

- I get it. - So...

Where are you from, Yun Ho?

Gwangju in Jeolla Province.

- Oh, Gwangju. - He's the real deal.

- I see. - He's the real deal.

His mother is from Jeonju.

- Oh, that's why... - She's from Jeonju.

- He's not a native, - No.

- but the way he ends sentences... - Really?

That's why he supports the Lotte Giants.

What are you talking about?

How dare you mock me when we just met?

Like a vixen showing its tail.

- How dare you? - You don't even play baseball.

How dare you mock him?

I can't even say a thing without upsetting you.

- He's too fluent. - Right?

He's a native speaker.

Let me tell you about him.

We worked together since the mid-2000s.

- We're comrades. - Yes.

I know that.

At the time, he conquered...

- every variety show he came on. - Yes.

I know that.

All I did was give it my all on the red carpet...

that my seniors worked hard to put down.

- I think... - You're so humble too.

he's the best celeb at dancing Michael Jackson's moves.

He's awesome.

- The best. - We know.

I guess I should show you a few...

Oh, my word.

- You still... My gosh. - You are Michael Jackson.

My boy here, he's an exporter.

- Yes. - Recently,

- in Japan. You know, right? - There were 75,000 people.

He performed for 75,000 people.

Good for you.

- What? 75,000 people? - Well...

Brag about it a bit. I'm proud of you.

Then today, since it's our first gathering...

Yes. What, you'll pay?

Yes. I'll pay for this round.

Here you go.

- US dollars? - Dollar bills?

- You... - My gosh...

Get it exchanged somewhere and put it toward your expenses.

What are you doing? Bringing out foreign currency...

Isn't this better for us?

Yes, it is, but...

I travel to other countries frequently.

This guy here, he's into exports,

but also into education.

- Education? - Education?

Education. He's always talking about lessons.

- Yes. - That's right.

"The first lesson."

- He taught me a lot. - Yes.

They call me "Lesson Man."

"Lesson Man."

How come you just don't age?

What year were you born in?

In 1986.

- In 1986? - In 1986...

- Me too. - Then...

You were born in 1986?

- When... - Yes.

- What's important now is the month. - Right.

What month were you born in?

I was born in February 1986.

- Early in the year. - He's older than you, then.

You never know.

We're at war today.