India Pakistan (இந்தியா பாகிஸ்தான்)

In the Rs5,000 crore-worth fake title-deed scam case...

...at Chennai Beach Road,...

...distributor Ravi was arrested day before yesterday.

As he tried to escape while on his way from Puzhal to the court.

The police shot him dead.

My son would not have attempted to escape.

He has been framed and encountered to save some big shots.

Hello! Can I get a smaller piece?

Please wait, let me check.

Does he have sense? He brought a toy gun.

Sir, how much is this?

Ma'am, can I help you?

I'm sorry, I assumed you were a sales boy.

You can take it.

No problem, you could have it. - No, you can have it.

You can have it.

You took it first. - Excuse me!

There are 2 copies of this DVD, you both could have the same.

The bill counter is on the left. You could pay the bill there.

Do they think they are Vijay and Shalini?

I am Haridas, the best house broker in South India.

Please contact me to buy and sell house and house plots.

If you want idli with chutney, come to me, Mani Past food.

You can't even spell fast-food and you claim to be an owner.

You dare to advertise your idli and chutney. Run!

Something stinks! - I didn't do anything.

He opened the idli cooker.

I will become a spirit if I consume this vapour.

Why isn't the poori fresh?

How many days would it stay fresh? - Not made today?

Nothing is made today. Didn't you see the board outside?

Past food. - God!

Give me pongal? - What do you want for pongal?

A trouser and shirt, some pocket money.

What do you want with pongal? - Do you have 8 dishes?

Give me that same old chutney.

Enough. - Do you want vada?

Last rite? You won't let me go. Give me one.

What do you want? - Why is there a thread here?

Got torn. I stitched it together. - You stitched it?

Yes. - Where is the chef?

It has been a week since he went home.

Then what about this vada? - He made it before leaving.

Murderer! - Why did you leave the table?

I want to live a little longer. - He is Das.

I have a client in the morning itself.

The best house broker in South India.

What can I do for you? - I'm Karthik.

I am a lawyer and I need a house for rent.

A lawyer? - Yes.

You look too timid. Can you raise your voice?

Yes, I can.

It's very difficult to find a house for a lawyer.

House owners fear you would sue them.

Since you approached me, I'll try. You have a bike?

Yes - Can you take me on it?

Do you ride well? - Yes.

Then get your bike. Only Anushka can ride on this.

It is this house on the left. Stop! My back aches.

This is the 11th house I'm showing you.

Please somehow arrange this house for me.

I should say that. If you don't like this,...

...then I must arrange a film set at AVM.

The owner is coming, he's sharp. Keep your voice down.

This is the best house in this area.

The owner says you use the plants, old newspaper,...

...bucket and everything else. If you're happy, I'll talk.

The rooms are spacious. But I don't need such a big house.

How much is the rent? - Rs20,000 as rent.

He wants 10 months advance. - I can't afford Rs20,000.

Ask if he can reduce the rent. - No way.

I told you he's sharp. He can hear us from below.

You're drooling, wipe. - Who is she?

She is the milk vendor.

If a house is available for rent, many would drop in to check.

Paramasivam, is she your client? - I don't deserve her.

With such a rotten face, do you need a charming girl like her?

I asked if she is your client? - Yes.

Why does she need it for? - Looking for an office space.

Do you like it? - Yes, I do.

I'm impressed too.

I'm very impressed. - I'm very impressed too.

Why does he grope me for that?

I need this office. How much is the rent?

Rs20,000 rent, 10 months advance. - Rs20,000?

I can't afford that much, I don't need such a big space.

Don't miss the house, Karthik! Ask!

Sir, I saw and confirmed the deal first.

Please fix it for me. - Let me speak to the owner.

Sir, fix it for me immediately. - I'll do it, madam.

Das, you know me well. - Yes, I do.

But they say the house is too big. - Can I make it smaller?

If it is too big, check whether they could share it.

Let them share the rent. - Okay.

What happened? - He won't reduce the rent.

Since the girl feels the house is too big too,...

...he's asking if you could share the rent.

Is she okay with it? - Paramasivam is checking that.

If it is okay with her, would you agree?

I agree, but she must not be a lawyer. There'll be problems.

She won't be lawyer - If he agrees, I don't mind.

Paramasivam, my client has agreed. - Madam has agreed too.

Then give Rs1 lakh as advance.

Why is he behaving as if they are registering their marriage?

Would he ask for a garland?

I'll take this room. - I'll take the other one.

Are you going with her? - Yes.

Careful, the hot seat might puncture your piles.

As if he is my doctor! Go to hell!

You would be watching her all the time from tomorrow.

Start the bike. - Her dress is lovely, right?

Shall I borrow it for you? - Let's go.

If both of us are in the same profession, it would be a hassle.

If so, I don't want it. - I don't think so, madam.

Many do not like to rent their properties to lawyers.

And you have conditions. - Past food, tea for both of us.

I want milk. - Drink this tea,...

...milk will be yours tomorrow. - How much is your commission?

Why? Don't you know? It is 10,000? - Okay, ask the girl's profession.

All right.

What? - What is the girl's profession?

She's a lawyer.

Seems like I'm going to lose the money.

She is a software engineer.

Your accent is wrong. It is software engineer.

Yes, right. I must change my house now.

Find out his profession.

What? - What is the guy's job?

Lawyer. - What?

Manager in some marketing sector. - Okay then. Here!

How long would you count the cash? Give!

Now that you have successfully clinched your deal.

Won't you give me a treat? - Treat?

You want sambar rice from Saravana Bhavan?

No, I want booze. - Booze? Take off your hand.

I got you a house and girl for company.

Now you want booze. What do you think of me?

You look like my childhood friend who ran away.

Let's go.

This place is so colourful. - Who is this Bhim Boy?

These are bouncers. - Bouncer? Then what about him?

I'm their boss. - He looks like a baby lizard.

Let's run away before he spits. - Order please.

A light beer for me. - Okay. Sir, what about you?

First, get me two large. One lime cordial, some ice cubes.

Quick. - Will that be enough?

I will order more later. - Sir, side dish?

Get me scrambled egg, salted green peas,...

...75 gm mixture, a pack of Ravi's Pickles.

Sorry, we don't have them. - You do not have Ravi's Pickles?

Too much.

You shall order the rest later? - You are right.

You greedy monster!

What if he comes to know that the girl is a lawyer?

You must be lucky that a beautiful girl resides with you.

Then why should you bother about her job?

What are you saying? - He is scolding me!

You cannot have a competitor next to you.

Just because she looks good, we can't take risk.

If only she is an advocate..... - No, she is a software engineer.

He's going to puke on me after eating. Look how he's eating.

Have you got my phone number? - No, thanks for reminding me.

I dug my own grave.

I should change my number immediately.

First. - First comes only once.

Is he tasting them for the first time?

Dude! - Yes?

Why should we maintain decorum when we are drunk?

Can I ask you a question? - Please ask.

If you pay for your drinks, how much would you drink?

I never buy my drinks. - Why?

If you buy your own drinks, then you'll wipe out...

...all your savings on booze.

But if someone like you pays, I drink.

I treat you?

Boy! - Hey, don't come!

Bhim Boy, get some roasted peanuts.

Sorry, that is not our job.

Then what is your job, wastrels?

If you stand that way, does that make you Arnold?

Sit do - Can I keep quiet?

I know monkey kung fu. - Please sit down.

Will you bring or not? - Sit, I say!

I'm sitting only to honour your request.

Sir, your bill.

Here you go. - How much have they charged?

How could you charge Rs5,000?

Sorry, sir, this bill belongs to the next table.

You saved my life.

How could you charge me Rs10,000? - Yes, sir, this is your bill.

If I had known earlier, I'd have sat on the other table?

Is this a bar or some place of extortion?

How can you charge 10,000 for a single bottle of beer?

Don't you have money? - All I have is Rs10,000.

Don't worry. I'll pay the tips.

He is such a miser, he's is giving Rs10.

I'm the only one to have spent Rs10,000 on a single beer.

Dude!

What now? - Can you hear the sound of tabla?

No, I can't hear it.