Tojima Wants to Be a Kamen Rider (東島丹三郎は仮面ライダーになりたい)

FUTABA'S PUB

I've got your order right here! Careful, it's hot!

Party of five.

You guys again?

Got a party of five weirdos for the private room in the back!

On it!

I want to congratulate you all for last week.

And the reason I've asked us to convene is to go over everything.

Good fight to all of you.

Now, a word from our champion, Tackle.

Uh...

Well—

But first—

Sorry.

There's something I need to ask.

Since I told you how I felt...

What is he talking about?

I love you!

I... was hoping to get your answer.

I already gave one.

I already showed you how I felt.

Then...

Then that really was your answer?!

No, wait!

Wait a minute.

That kick... was it an, "I love you, too" kick?

Or maybe an, "Okay, then!" kick?!

Fine. Tell me how you feel again.

I... I-I-I... I...

You... you...

I love you—

I'm sorry.

I... "I'm sorry"...?

"I'm sorry" just means...

"I'm sorry," doesn't it?

I think so.

Wait, so what does it actually mean?

"I'm sorry" means "I'm sorry," man!

I can't! I just can't with this! It's too funny!

Yukarisu...

Sensei shot his ass down! Man, super lame!

Oh my god, are you crying?! Sorry, sorry! I know I shouldn't laugh!

Die to make amends!

V3!

Hey. Order some damn snacks already!

The yakitori combo plate.

Just salt on the hearts. Sauce on everything else.

Takoyaki.

Fried chicken.

The cream croquettes.

The stewed organ meat and a Caesar salad.

Coming right up.

And if you make a scene, I'll kill every last one of you.

She still has that super bloodthirsty aura.

Maybe she's actually the strongest one?

You might be right.

Let's resume. And I'll start. I have something to say.

Um...

Yes?

I love Tackle!

My love for you is something that I can't deny.

It's irrepressible!

So please, let me continue to feel this way! It's fine if it's unrequited!

If you want.

What the hell?

Who makes such a big deal about a one-sided crush?

Well, people are free to like whoever they like...

I've never seen a woman as powerful and passionate as you are in my entire life!

And the way you show off your underwear with no hesitation!

It's as incredible as it is bold!

He shouldn't have said that last part.

Out of all tokusatsu heroines, Tackle's fighting style

showed off her panties more than average!

So, I'll do the same.

Thank you.

Can we please stop talking about panties, now?

Hey, Mitsuba. I want you to feed me.

So good!

Now I'll feed you.

Say "Ahh."

It's good!

This is fun!

Oh, Mitsuba!

Yukarisu!

You're the best, Mitsuba!

Here, I've got more for you.

Oh, one sec...

Where's the damn food?!

Mitsuba, there's takoyaki, too!

Now, say "ahh."

Hey, that's my takoyaki!

Is it good?

It's a pub. What are you talking about?

Here, try the hearts!

These are great!

Aren't they?!

Salted hearts are really good!

That tournament was incredible!

Yeah!

Okay, one of your cream croquettes.

Say "Ah."

I can feel it. They might be nearby...

Shocker!

We all had a great time at the Combat Girls show last week.

Let's start with a toast!

Cheers!

Damn, that's good!

So, what did you think, Aniki?

You love them now, right?

You were really into it at the end there!

Y-You think?

And their next show is finally a huge arena gig!

You'll come, right?!

We'll handle getting the tickets!

Okay, Aniki?

I guess it couldn't hurt.

What is this feeling?

You're... Shocker, aren't you?

You're here to kill me, aren't you?!

Wh-Whoa!

Hang on—

I was right. You're a combatant!

Is there a monster nearby?!

Tell me!

Tell you what?

I'm not gonna just sit around waiting to die!

Wh-What are you talking about?

I'll get you instead!