The first 32 lines.
And while Doom-Nomitron is distracted,
Lady Katana will travel up its nasal passage
and sever its neural centers.
Its veins are pure titanium.
My katanas won't make a dent.
Oh, but they're extra-strength katanas.
They're regular katanas.
Really? Ugh.
I'm a cyborg, I'm extra good with regular katanas.
That's my whole deal. Why is this news?
Because we're just here for the optics.
Hey, now. The Vindicators have always been a meritocracy.
If we're diverse, it's coincidence.
Alright, what's my role in this fight?
Your zombification spell will—
That spell only works on the dead.
But hey, maybe Doom-Nomitron will be so impressed there
are two women of color on the team he'll just float away.
Can't you crack open a moon like an egg?
That's not on the table.
Supernova's pregnant.
Which doesn't affect my ability to do my job
in any way except for the fact
that I'm unable to access my full gravity powers.
What can you do?
I can still manipulate matter on a smaller scale.
Look, I'm floating right now!
So, because you got knocked up—
Mazel tov.
You expect me to die punching that thing in the eye?
If you use your Grand Incendio Fist...
Oh my God.
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