Phoebe vs Max: The Sequel

Hey, we're back.

Since Chloe's been having so many superhero growth spurts,

we got her some new clothes at the mall.

- Check out what I got her.

"I put the oops in poops"?

Oh, we are so putting her in that right now.

- Uh, guys, I'm not sure that's gonna fit anymore.

She grew again.

I want pizza.

- And she learned how to talk?

How long were we at the mall?

Now that she's bigger,

I bet that her bubble power's stronger.

- Let's get this bubble party started!

Hey, no bubbles.

Billy broke her.

Chloe's not broken.

I think she just outgrew her baby power.

Ooh, I wonder what her permanent power will be?

- Let's go call the doc in Metroburg

and see if he can come give Chloe a power scan,

and take a look at this rash.

- Dad, that's dried barbecue sauce from the food court.

- Hm, get the internet on your phone

and suddenly everybody's a doctor.

Alert! Alert!

Cherry approaching.

- Don't worry-- I'll get the door!

- Your cape ceremony was like a week ago.

Why are you still wearing that thing?

Oh, this cape?

You mean the one I earned for saving your life from King Crab?

Is that the cape you're talking about?

This one? The cape? -

- Like anyone cares that you saved my life.

- Is that the cape you got for saving Max's life?

- Don't make me freeze your friend.

Alert! Alert!

Incoming transmission from Super President Kickbutt.

- Hank, did you cut yourself?

Oh, no, that's just more sauce.

Hello, Thundermans...

and the local girl you just had to tell your secret to.

Lookin' good, Mrs. Butt!

I'm calling for Phoebe.

The Hero League has decided to give you a trial run

to protect your very own city--Hiddenville.

Oh! Ho! Ho! Ho!

Our baby's protecting Hiddenville!

Ah, this is so awesome.

- Hiddenville is the perfect place for you to learn the art

of managing a normal life while fighting crime from the shadows.

- What makes you think I'm ready for something like this?

- Isn't it obvious? You saved Max's life.

*

* What you see

* Is not what you get

* Livin' our lives with a secret *

* We fit right in

* Bet you never guessed

* 'Cause we're livin' our lives *

* Just like all the rest

* A picture perfect family *

* Is what we try to be

* Look closer, you might see *

* The crazy things we do

* This isn't make believe *

* It's our reality

* Just your average family

* Trying to be normal and stay out of trouble *

* Livin' a double life

- Thank you for coming so quickly, Dr. Ouch.

Dr. Ouch?

What's your first name--Booboo?

It's pronounced Bah-boo.

And it looks like Chloe's had her final growth spurt.

Oh.

- Can you tell us what her permanent superpower will be

and make this overpriced house call worthwhile?

- I should be able to narrow it down with a power scan.

Adios.

She speaks Spanish, too?

Run, Billy.

- Aw, Chloe, it's gonna be okay.

Believe me--I've seen a lot of doctors.

What if I hold your hand? - Okay.

See? Not so bad.

You're my hero.

- Looks like Chloe's superpower will be one of three things--

super-strength, teleportation or...

vomit comets? Ew.

Ooops, sorry.

Make that sonic screaming.

You'll know within the week.

- I wonder which power she'll get?

- Well, sweetie, it's anyone's guess.

Guys, guess what?

I just landed an audition for the Hiddenville Junior Ballet.

Everything's comin' up Phoebe!

Activate vomit comet.

- That's fantastic, honey, you know?

But you're gonna have a lot on your plate

with ballet and being Hiddenville's protector.

Not a problem--

thanks to this sweet surveillance tablet

from the Hero League-- check it out.

It scans the town for any suspicious activity.

So, I'll know immediately if there's trouble

and I need to split even if I'm...

mid-split!

- We get it. You're flexible.

- Before I leave, I should warn you--

flamingo flu is running rampant

in the superhero community this year.

Oh, yes, flamingo flu.

The virus slowly turns you into a flamingo.

- Great. Another internet doctor.

- Yeah, my cousin Lydia had flamingo flu.

She used to be a teacher and now she works at the zoo.

Three shows a day.

- The only way to fight a super bug is with a super bug.

Chloe's too young to catch it,

but you'll all have to take these.

Yes! Arachnobiotics!

You go, Booboo.

It's Bah-boo!

Just put the little guy on your arm and it'll do the rest.

I've got one left.

That one's Billy's.

Oh, did I not grab mine?

Silly Billy.

- Trust me, Billy, these spiders don't hurt.

Ow!

- Oops, I was stepping on his foot.

Max, are you okay...

or am I gonna have to save your life again?

I heard about that.

Can you sign my lab coat?

Hey, I don't need this.

I'm gonna be in my lair plotting evil

and ironing my jeans...

evilly!

- Too bad you guys weren't looking when I took that,

'cause I took it like a champ!

- Behold! My latest invention--

the world's first magnet that attracts gold.

Soon everyone'll be talking about this

and not about Phoebe saving my life.

- No one's talking about Phoebe saving your life.

Was that convincing?

- Huh, that's the secure line I set up for Dark Mayhem.

He's finally calling!

- I can't find the secure line button!

- - Whoa!

- - Stupid Colosso.

Why'd you have to buy me this gold pinky ring?

- The circle symbolizes the eternity of our friendship.

- - Hello?

Dark Mayhem, uh, sir.

It is an honor to meet you.

Oh, really?

Because I'm not honored to meet you, Thunder Turd.

You gave away the top secret location of the Villain League.

- Yes, that was a tiny bump in the evil road,

but, hey, I am on my A-game now.

- Are you stuck to a magnet?

- Technically, it's a gold-attracting magnet.

It's one of a kind.

- Technically, you're an idiot!

But, occasionally, you show true evil potential,

so, I'm going to give you a second chance

to prove you're Villain League material.

You will?

I mean, of course, you will, 'cause Maxy T

is one bad mamma jamma.

- I want you to keep a record of all your evil doings.

- You mean like an evil diary? - Diary?!

- Uh, uh, uh, journal. Memoir. Oh, chronicle.

I'll allow it.

Now go spread mayhem

and take off that pinky ring.

It's weird.

- Come on, Hiddenville, give me something. Anything.

- Hey, there's my little caped crusader.

Keeping the couch crime free, I see.

- The town is crime free. That's the problem.

All I did today was return somebody's lost wallet.

- Thanks, by the way. - Mm-hm.

- Look, the Hero League always starts you out at an easy town.

My first job was defending Lamesville.

- Really? - I thought you knew that.

Isn't that why you always say I'm from Lamesville?

Duh, totally.

Dad, I fought King Crab.

Now I'm just fighting to stay awake.

It's baby steps, honey.

Remember, this is all about learning to balance

between being a superhero, ballet, your love of ponies.

Ponies are Nora.

- Sorry. There's a lot of girls in this house now.