Oru Kal Oru Kannadi (ஒரு கல் ஒரு கண்ணாடி)

'One Stone, One Mirror'

"Love comes like a butterfly"

The address seems correct

Brother Is there no one at home?

They have gone to Tirupati

A courier has come in the name of Saravanan

Saravanan must be sleeping on the terrace

On the Terrace Hmm..

There's a courier for you

- Why? - What do you mean?

- Aren't you Saravanan? - Yes

The courier has come for you.

Fine, come in

Disturbing me early in the morning

Just sign on this

Signature

What is this ? Make it a bigger sign

Do you want a bigger sign?

What is this?

You were the one who wanted a bigger sign Isn't that enough?

Give it to me!!

Go away

Ashwin Meera

"Please don't come to my wedding"

Damn!!

You're sending me an Invitation and asking me not to come!!!

See what I do to you!!

Buddy My girl Meera is getting married today

What are you saying?

Yes, she has sent me an Invitation and asked me not to come.

The Wedding is in Pondicherry

I don't know what to do I am really confused

If you're confused, go have cluster beans soup, you'll be fine

I don't know what you'll do

Get your car to the Adayar signal in half hour.

Both of us are going to Pondicherry

We're going to stop the wedding And get the girl Ok?

Are you sure it's your girl that's getting married? Did you check?

Well yesterday

Are you making fun of me?

This is a girl I am in love with 2 years of sincere love

Isn't it normal to fight when you are in love?

That doesn't mean she should marry someone else

We are going to Pondicherry Buddy!!!

Buddy, Yes!! We are going to Pondicherry

We are to going to have 4 cans of beer.. We are going to take a leak 40 times

We are going to the wedding reception

with shawls wrapped around us and sing pathos songs

Eat well and as a finishing touch, have some Beer and then get back

Isn't this our plan?

Are you kidding?

We're going to Pondicherry, then stop the wedding there,

abduct her; come back and have a grand wedding under your aegis

That is the plan

Abduct the Girl??

Hey!! I can't even carry the cupboards or cots she'll get as gifts!!!

I am not even growing a moustache, cause then, the big guys will pick fights with me

They're VIPs

What will they do, get henchmen to hit me?

Or will they get me caught with the Police?

Buddy, whatever happens, whatever problem comes up or whoever interferes..

You take care of it

What's this? You acted like you were gonna hit a big six,

but you went on a back foot!!!

Don't involve me in any fight; I'll drive the car if you want.

Where is the Car to go to Pondicherry?

You're sitting on that

This is the Car !! Is this a Car????

I asked you for a Car to stop the Wedding and you bring this!!!

Why Buddy? Is there any new model that's been introduced to stop weddings??

Hey!!! Are you mocking me?

I could bring an Audi, Benz or BMW for you to abduct her in,

but you will finally need only this Car for the Wedding procession

That's why I brought you this

Understand this Buddy

If someone else takes your place as the Groom,

do you think this Partha will let it go?

What do you lack? Don't you have the looks or the brains!

You need to shine, do well

Sit down

You need to sit here and your girl right there, next to you

While I take the Driver's seat

The Car should be decorated; you should be dressed in a Coat and

I should take you on your wedding procession

That is my Life's ambition

Why did you get down?

Something is missing

What is missing?

Everything is fine

Yes!! It's the Jasmine flowers!

We need to buy loads of it and decorate the entire Car

That's when I can get into the wedding mood

He's fleecing me right at the start Wonder what he'll do next?

Hey! Give me a discount

There's no discount, you can keep this flower if you want

Where, in my ears??

Buddy, look at me for a moment Buddy, look!!

What is it?

Do you need a skipping rope?

A Coat ?

Why do you need a Coat in this scorching sun?

I just wasted 3000 Rupees on Flowers I can't buy you a Coat

What do I lack? Don't I have the looks or the brains ?

I need to do well in life

Buddy Ok

Buddy one minute

What is it?

Something else is missing

Keep this in your hand till the time the Wedding is over

Thank you Buddy!!

You'll do well in Life Very Well!!!

One guy insists on taking the old, antique Car to stop the Wedding

The other insists on decorating that Car; and after a makeover,

goes there as the Groom himself

Do you know how they were before this?

'A few months back'

They wouldn't pass up an opportunity, if they even saw a Girl's Dupatta

Buddy There's a Dupatta

Excuse me Can we have a cup of Coffee?

Cause my Mother has told me to have Coffee before starting any good deed

I don't have the habit of drinking Coffee

Why don't we have Beer then?

Cause my Granny's has told me to have Beer before starting any good deed

Lager or Strong?

Are you an RJ at any Radio Station ? You have a super voice

Hey!!! Ask her to cover up first!!!

Yes, please cover up

Else, you might get allergies, scratches and other kinds of skin problems

Shut up, it looks like she already has all those problems

Someone might have an accident and die.. ask her to cover up

Hello!!! Are you trying to make fun of me?

Yeah, Right, like I'll even want to make fun of your face!!

I might say something nasty Get lost!

My mouth may not look like his, other than that;

I am leading the life of Hanuman

Will you not allow a girl's number to get to my phone?

What's wrong with her? Why did you spit on her face?

You!!!

Why are you stopping the bike now?

You can't handle it if I flirt with a girl!!

Get off!!

- Why? - Get off!!!

What's it buddy?

Not only did you say "Wow" on seeing her,

you want her number as well?!

Take an Auto or a Bus from here Go!!

See her in a nightdress She'll look very nice .

Go ahead!!! Are you getting ME off in the middle of the road!!

Your bad times are about to begin

You are sure to get caught at the next Traffic Signal.

I swear on Partha!!!

Is this you?

I have my doubts

Sir That's me

I got my License when I was in my +2

Have been driving for a many years now

Please try and do something

Fine Take out the Insurance papers

What's this? It is 6 months since the Insurance expired

No Sir I was just on my way to get that done

Oh!! So you were going to pay the Insurance amount now?

Yes Sir

Yeah Right!!! So how many of you think you can get away with this

Everyone's making the same excuse!!!

It's a fine of 1500 Rupees What's your name?

Rs.1500? Sir, please don't Please

Tell me your name first

Saravanan Sir

Tell me your Address

Sir, please let me go

Give me your address I have so much work to do!!!

I am telling you to stop and you keep writing!!!

Just one phone call and I'll get you transferred to some Desert!!!

Do you want to see that happen?

Will you transfer me? Transfer me then

I've wanted to see a Desert too!!

Can you do that with just one phone call?

Go ahead; make that call Transfer me

You think I won't do that Thought I'll spare you, but

He is doing over smart

Sir . It's me Saravanan

Tell me Which signal are you caught at?

Anna Nagar Sir

What's the name of that Inspector?

T. Angamuthu, Sir

Give the phone to him

The Minister is on the phone Speak to him You had it!!

Hello Angamuthu This is the Minister

Do you have any brains?

Why don't you just park the Jeep in the shade and read the papers

Why are you creating trouble with important people?

His Insurance papers are not in place

He can be a VIP's son only if his papers are not in place

Don't you know how to conduct yourself suitably?

Even if you work in the Sun, you live your life with an A/c

Sir ?

You better get him cleared in 2 minutes, else

Don't make me utter that word unnecessarily

Isn't your name Angamuthu?

He's making that call from opposite the Secretariat It's been traced