Smallville

J Educated with money He's well dressed, not funny?

J And not much to say in most conversations &

& But he'll foot the bill in all situations 'Cause he pays for everything &.

J Girls don't like boys Girls like cars and money &.

J Boys will laugh at girls When they're not funny &

J And these girls like these boys, Like these boys like these girls I.

J The girls with the bodies like boys with Ferraris I.

J Girls don't like boys Girls like cars and money &.

J Let's go! J.

I like this car. How much is it?

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

Try me.

Two hundred and forty thousand.

This should cover it.

Why don't we take it for a test drive?

Cool ride, Kal.

You like it?

It's yours.

Keep it.

J Cutie cutie, make sure you move your booty &.

J Shake that thing Like we in the city of sin, and &.

J Hey shorty I know you wanna party J.

J The way your body look Really make me feel naughty &.

J Cutie, cutie, Make sure you move your booty I.

J Shake that thing Like we in the city of sin, and... &.

So, Kal, where are you from?

Someplace I'm trying to forget.

Me too.

J Nah y'all knaw Who we are &

& Y'all knaw We the stars &.

J Steady rockin' on y'alls boulevards... J.

What is that?

It's a birthmark.

- It's pretty big for a birthmark. - Don't touch.

Ow! That hurt. Jerk.

What's the deal, Kal?

Every night you roll in here with a babe, and you always leave empty-handed.

What are you, a monk or something?

What's the point of starting something if it's just gonna end badly?

Hello?

Clark, is that you?

Please come home.

> Somebody save me &.

J Let your warm hands break right through it &

> Somebody save me &.

J I don't care how you do it &

8 Just stay, stay & -8 Stay with me &.

J; Come on, I've been waiting for you J.

J To stay with me &.

J I made this whole world shine for you J.

J Stay, stay &.

J ComeonJ

Everyone on the floor now!

- Stay down! - Don't move!

You too! What? What, you got a problem?

I said get the hell down!

- We gotta go! - Hit the floor! Get down!

Stay down, face down! Hit the floor!

Get that bastard!

Stick to balloon animals.

Sorry, Krusty, I saw the bank first.

J My lifestyle determines by death style %.

J; My lifestyle determines by death style &.

J Keep searching Keep on searching... &

Come out with your hands in the air.

- Drop the bag! - Put your hands up!

Drop the bag! This is your final warning!

9 This search goes on On and on J

& Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tick tock J

& Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tick tock J

& Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tick tock J

& Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tick tock J.

- His crimes keep getting bigger. - We can't be sure it's Clark.

Look, I know you don't wanna believe, but...

It's him.

What will we do? There isn't anything...

Yeah. You get in the truck. I'm gonna get my coat.

- Where are you going? - To get him.

He knows what red kryptonite does. He can take that ring off anytime...

- Martha, I don't know that. - The phone calls, they're the first step.

I can't just sit around this farmhouse and do nothing anymore.

Even if you find him, how exactly do you plan on bringing him home?

It's been three months.

We've been searching all that time. We filed a missing person's report.

- We have done everything we can. - Martha...

The fact is, Clark doesn't want to be found.

He'll come home to us when he's ready.

We just have to have faith.

- Okay? - Yeah.

Hey. I haven't seen you in a week. I wondered if we still lived together.

I'm swamped here.

Your dad said you spent the afternoon at the Daily Planet.

As far as my editor is concerned, picking up his dry cleaning

is more of a priority than meeting with a junior columnist.

I thought maybe we could have lunch.

I can't.

With Lex gone, the Talon's been relegated to LuthorCorp accountants

who have no interest in a coffee shop in Smallville.

Okay. Well, if you need a ride to Lex's funeral,

I'm always available for chauffeuring and moral support.

Thanks. I'm going with the Kents.

Have you heard from Clark?

I was thinking of staying in Metropolis with Nell for a few days.

I feel guilty I haven't spent more time searching for him.

He's not lost, Lana.

You may have written him off...

but I can't give up hope.

Clark ran away. He made a conscious decision

to leave his friends, his family and the girl he claimed to love.

I know we've said our piece about what happened

and we can keep avoiding each other, but the fact is, I'm worried about you.

I'm the last person you need to worry about.

Pining over Clark only leads to personal misery.

Trust me, I wrote the book.

Now you need to move on. He obviously has.

I don't believe that.

I just think he's waiting for the right person to find him.

- Who sent you? - I did.

Morgan Edge.

That's a hell of a scar. How'd you get it?

My dad's a real bastard.

What do you want?

You came to my club flashing money,

and then you interrupt my guys at the bank.

I take it that was not a coincidence.

Those clowns? They work for you?

You've made quite a reputation for yourself.

I set up this test so I could see with my own eyes

if you were man or myth.

And clearly...

you're both.

Well, I'm glad I could clear it up for you...

Mr. Edge.

I'd like to talk about a job opportunity.

Thanks, but I'm really not looking for work right now.

I like to fly solo.

No matter how many bullets bounce off you, Kal, you're still a kid,

and I'm the biggest crime boss of Metropolis.

Well, I would think you could afford better help.

That's why we're talking.

I've got this one job.

It'll make you Midas rich.

So when you are tired of playing in the little league,

you know where to find me.

Mr. Luthor?

Mr. Luthor.

Mr. Luthor.

I got your message.

I was surprised you wanted to meet today, considering tomorrow is Lex's...

My son is gone, Miss Sullivan, and there is nothing I can do now

but put his memory to rest and get on with the business of living.

You remember there used to be an octagonal keyhole here.

Vaguely. I didn't spend much time in this cave.

Trust me, it was right here. It disappeared the same day as that

inexplicable explosion on the Kent farm.

The same day that our young friend Clark

went into exile.

You haven't seen him,

- have you? - After the fight that Clark and I had,

I'd be the last person he'd call.

Mm.

I've enjoyed reading your column, Miss Sullivan.

You're a good writer.

"The worst sin of age is to forget the trials of youth."

I just wish that report you did for me on Clark Kent had the same kind of insight.

I gave you everything I had.

But you came to me with such vigor, and now it seems your enthusiasm

for our arrangement is waning.

It's kind of hard to find information when the subject is MIA.

It might help you to view that as a test of your reporter's mettle.

You're such a promising young talent.

I'd hate to see an opportunity like this vanish

like the keyhole on this wall here.

Threatening me, Mr. Luthor, isn't going to make Clark magically reappear.

"All decisions have consequences."

Clark chose to run away from his.

You going to run away from yours, too, Miss Sullivan?

Whoa, easy there, Lex.

Where am I?

Same place you've been the last three months.

Paradise.

You had another fever dream.

Malaria's still got you.

You were calling her name again.

Who?

That bitch who set you up.

Louis,

I appreciate everything you've done for me,

but if you ever refer to my wife that way again

I won't be held responsible for my actions.

See, I was just sitting here running through your story in my head.

Now, you wake up. Helen and the pilot are gone, and you're left to die.

You've got to consider the possibility.

Do you have anything else to talk about?

All these years alone on an island? Not really.

Why don't you go work on the raft?

Because I am not going to let you commit suicide.

You could drift for weeks and die alone. Is that what you want?

I want to get off this island

and find out the truth.