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Dr. Roberts, what is this supposed to be teaching me?

- Side out! - 'Cause this is fun and all.

You know, I mean, fun is good.

If the average person spent 25% more time having fun,

their life expectancy would increase by 17.5%...

...for the average person, which is a statistic I try

to keep in mind... Oh, my God! Spiders!

Assert control. Come on, 62, you can do it.

Here they come.

Yeah!

You see? You can do it. You're the superior species.

Whoo! Aah!

- Oh! - Oh, my God.

Oh! Pants fire!

Pants fire!

- 88, get in here! - Pants fire! Pants fire!

- Why do you keep it down here? - I don't know.

Oh, God! Pants fire!

- Good job, squirt. - Is everything o...

Is every... Is e...

Is everything o...

I-I'm a little dizzy, and I'm uncomfortable in this ...

There must be a short somewhere.

Well, let's see how far we got

with our arachnophobia, shall we?

- The what? - Ahmed, where's Tim?

He's right here. Just woke up from a nap,

so he's a little cranky.

- Hmm. - Very good.

So, uh, any fear?

No. What did you ... What is this?

Shouldn't he at least still know what spiders are?

No, he's cured. I've done it... again.

- Sign here, please. - Okay, one quick question.

- No refunds. - Well, what is my name?

Oh, we only use patient numbers here.

The number dehumanizes you, allowing us to concentrate

more fully on the science. It's like not naming

a farm animal before you're eventually gonna slaughter it.

- No, I mean who am I? - Who are any of us?

Doctor, Patient 62 has forgotten his name.

Short circuit must've shocked the limbic system ...

- Very good. - Doctor, Patient 62 has amnesia.

What?

2x04 - Amnesia

Hmm. We're just gonna have to go back in

- and recover his memory. - No can do, Doc.

We won't be up and running for at least another day.

At least another week.

What are we gonna do with him?

We can't just leave him on the street.

He can stay in my room.

- Let's search his wallet for an address. - You mean this?

Ah, we're just gonna recover 62's memory

the old-fashioned way.

Cut his head open? - No.

- Massage his legs and lower back? - Nope.

- Taking him to a credible hospital? - Definitely not.

Bea, meet me in the monochromatic hall.

Well, we're gonna use fundamentals.

Hey, psst! 88, what's your favorite hoagie flavor?

- What? - What's your favorite hoagie flavor?

This feels like a trap.

Dr. Roberts: Doctor's log.

We are now in the monochromatic hall.

Tuesd... W-Wednesday.

Patient 62 seems to have developed amnesia

completely of his own accord.

I'm going to conduct a series of tests to jump-start his memory.

The eye sees only what the mind hears.

- Who said that? - Dr. Roberts.

Correct. I wrote that myself.

When I hold up this card, pick a number between 1 and 12.

- Dr. Roberts. - Yes, I'm here. Pick a number, 62.

- 62. - Yes, a number between 1 and 12.

- Dr. Roberts. - That's me.

- I thought I was me. - You're you.

- Then who's Dr. Roberts? - Me.

- If you're me, then who am I? - You're you, and I'm me.

- Me? - No. Yes, you.

I'm ... I'm you?

- Y-You're you, I'm me. - You said I was me.

You are.

Then who's Dr. Roberts?

I'm the patient, you're the ... I'm the ... Ugh!

Doctor's log.

Patient 62 has proven very difficult to work with.

We are going to move on to the next test, reluctantly.

Randy: Hey, 88.

So, uh, we're all set for tonight.

Yeah, since you didn't tell me what your favorite flavor was,

I just ordered a flight of hoagies.

So, we got egg sauce, red sauce, yellow sauce.

Wait, what are you talking about, Randy? A flight of hoagies?

Damn it, 88! I can't figure you out!

One minute, you want to be my buddy,

the next minute, you be ghosting me!

Got hoagies on the way, for Christ sakeses!

Polarization therapy ... separates the thoughts.

The leeches are fascinating. Primordial detoxification ...

Leeches? They're back!

Page 88, tell him to bring the salt.

Little assholes are after my magnets.

Not my magnets.

Patient 88: Hey, Randy, have you seen the big ladder?

Well, if it isn't my non-man buddy, 88.

I have no idea what you're mad about.

Oh, really? Maybe this'll jarg your memory.

- What is this? - As if you don't know.

It's Just Buddies, the all-male buddy website.

No games, no drama, just buddies.

Randy, this clearly isn't me. You're being catfished.

The hell is that?

Somebody's pretending to be me to trick you.

This always happens to me.

My last buddy was the exiled Prince of Namibia.

I sent him $400, and never heard from him again.

I should send him another $400.

"Hey, Randy, can't wait for the hoagie hoedown.

Cheerio, mind the gap, God save the Queen. 88."