You Are Not Me (Tú no eres yo)

Fuck.

Where's our luggage?

I don't think it arrived.

I'll file a claim and you get the car keys, okay?

- Mm-hmm. -

What a lying cockroach...

Are you nervous?

Mm-mm.

What I am is exhausted.

There was so much turbulence, I hardly slept.

You should have called.

And miss Saul's face? Tsk.

You'll see how happy they'll be.

- -

- -

Are you okay?

What the hell was that?

- - I don't know...

Don't go out!

YOU ARE NOT ME

You won't believe it.

- -

- Merry Christmas, Mom. - Aitana!

You're calling early this year, no?

Any later, the line collapses and it's a hassle.

Of course, very well. How is my little Joao?

He's a glutton, getting bigger every day.

Oh, I can't wait to hug him.

We would love to be there with you.

Oh, yes, yes.

It's Joao's first Christmas.

Yes, that would be wonderful.

- But we'll see you New Year's Eve, right? - Of course.

Bring warm clothes, it's cold.

Here in Sao Paulo it doesn't get below 30 degrees.

- Oh, I envy you... -

- Enjoy the good weather. -

Okay, Mom. See you in a week.

Looking forward to seeing you.

- Merry Christmas! - Bye, kisses.

Kisses.

I'm hanging up, someone is ringing the doorbell.

You'll see the look on their faces!

Hello!

Hello.

Is Dori home?

Yes, of course, and who is it?

Aitana, her daughter. And you are...

Oh, Aitana!

But weren't you due to arrive in a few days?

Yes, yes, but we wanted to surprise them.

I see.

- Where is my mother? - She's inside,

preparing for dinner.

As she wasn't expecting you, she sent me to open the door.

Well, I'm Pepita, your parents' friend.

I am Gabi, and he is Joao.

Oh!

Are you tired?

It has been a very long journey.

We are also very tired.

How cute!

Pepita, it's very cold. Joao is going to freeze.

Excuse me, don't just stand here at the door.

Look what I found at the gate!

- Aitana! -

We were passing by and saw the light on.

- Aitana! - How are you?

But weren't you going to spend Christmas Eve in Brazil?

- Why didn't you tell us? - Dad,

you haven't seen your daughter in three years.

Yes, but just showing up like this...

Don't hold it against him.

You know your father doesn't like the unexpected.

You should have told us.

It was supposed to be a surprise.

Gabi, we're finally meeting you.

But we already know her from Zoom.

How's it going, sister-in-law- ?

Very well, handsome.

Happy holidays and happy new year.

- - Wow, very good!

Hello Gabi, welcome.

Sorry, dear, I'm still recovering from the surprise.

Thank goodness you came early,

I thought I was going to die of boredom this evening.

Wow, what a responsibility.

Well, we haven't slept in over 20 hours,

so I don't know if we'll last long.

Would you like to hold him?

No, no, don't even think about it.

Let's not make any trouble.

Right now I don't have much strength in my arms.

I don't know if it's a good idea.

Let's see, give him to me.

Come here...

Oh, my goodness, he's heavy!

How old is he?

Six months.

Dori, here, you take him.

He's so cute!

He's like a bonbon.

You're a bonbon... a chocolate bonbon!

Oh, he wants to go to mommy.

Well, what a joy. There's nothing better

than spending Christmas with the family.

Right, Dori?

Of course, of course.

I have to clean the baby.

Let's go to the bathroom and then I will show you my room.

Mom, you still have my toys, don't you?

I would like them for Joao.

Wait, why don't you sit down a while?

Don't you want to have a warm drink?

Later, Mom.

- Okay, I'll go with you. - Mom, I know the way.

You didn't tell her, did you?

My parents are a bit uptight, they can't help it.

- - But you'll see

when you meet my aunt and uncle.

They're such lovely people.

Saul was so happy when he saw us.

Yes, he is a sweetheart.

Here's the bathroom.

Your grandson is beautiful.

- And he looks very much like his... - He's adopted.

He came from an orphanage.

I would never guess it.

- Do you want to take a shower? - Later.

Okay, I'm going to get us some clothes to change into.

All my clothes are still in the closet.

- Any preferences? - I trust your good taste.

I don't understand it. What a blow she gave me, fuck!

You just scared her.

Of course, that's why she stayed in bed.

So, who is she?

Her name is Nadia.

She's very nice, you'll love her.

And she helps your parents a lot.

Oh, you've hired a housekeeper.

Why is she in my bedroom? Isn't there any other place?

Where are my things, Mom? Where are my clothes?

- Did something happen? - Don't worry, Nadia.

It's Aitana, she's come unannounced...

- Dad, that was a surprise. - Of course, of course.

Hi, I'm Gabi. Nice to meet you.

Hi.

And who are you, little guy?

Hey, girl. You're Justo and Dori's daughter, no?

Fuck, you scared the shit out of me.

Did I hurt you?

No.

I used to have pajamas like this, didn't I, Mom?

Oh, really? Dori gifted them to me.

Ah.

Well, where do we sleep?

Listen, I'll leave the room if you want.

No, honey, that's not necessary.

We put her there because it's the warmest room.

You haven't used it in a long time

and the poor thing is always cold.

And there's only room for one person.

No problem. We can sleep in the guest room.

I don't think aunt and uncle will mind sleeping at their place tonight.

Aunt and uncle are not coming tonight.

Why? We always spend Christmas Eve together.

They had another engagement.

Anyway, the guest room is occupied.

Oriol and Pepita have come from far away

to spend Christmas with us.

So what do we do? Do we sleep in the turret?

Ugh, the turret is full of junk.

Listen, it's all right, I'll get my things and air the room out.

No, don't worry, Nadia.

No, my child, it's not necessary.

There's a good hotel nearby.

I'll take you there right away.

A hotel?

Of course, you're exhausted.

You can rest and we'll see you tomorrow.