He Got Game Night

- Chloe, come on down. It's game night.

I'm tackling you first.

- It's not that kind of game night, Chloe.

It's when we all get together and have fun as a family.

- Yeah, Mom and Dad go all out.

It's kinda ridiculous.

- Just like your "kissing" ringtone.

- It sounds like your girlfriend Allison is texting you.

- * Max and Allison sittin' in a tree *

* K-i...

Well, you know what goes on in that tree.

- Allison's not my girlfriend.

We're just hangin' out.

And whoever changed my ringtone, very funny.

Seriously, that was kinda funny.

- Is she coming over so we can all finally meet her?

- No way. She's just coming over to pick up

a book to study for our exam on Monday.

I don't need books because I invented

a device to make me smarter.

- Clearly, you haven't used it yet.

- Live, from our beautiful home in downtown Hiddenville,

it's Thunderman family game night!

[cheering, applauding]

Hey!

Welcome, everybody. Thank you so much.

I, of course, am your Dad, Hank,

and this is your beautiful Mom, Barb!

Thanks, Hank.

It's good to be back.

Yay, Mommy and Daddy!

- Aw, she thinks they're cool.

- The game our family will be playing tonight is

"Who Arted?"

- That's right, the winning team will draw,

charade, and sculpt their way to victory.

- Just get to the prize wheel!

Prize wheel! Prize wheel! Prize wheel!

- Did someone say "prize wheel?!"

Ooooh!

- Maybe it'll finally land on "new car."

- I just don't want it to land on "underwear shopping spree."

I don't wear them, people!

Hold on, family.

Chloe doesn't have a teammate for her first game night.

That's right.

- And since she just "wuvs" her big sister, Phoebe,

maybe they should be teammates.

Yay, Phoebe!

Aw, she thinks you're cool.

- Max, you and I are usually teammates.

Who are you gonna play with?

- I guess I could settle for Colosso, unless he's busy.

He has no life.

- Okay, who wants to spin the wheel?

How about this adorable contestant?

You've gotta spin it to win it, baby!

- It better not land on "new car," Hank.

We spent half our savings on these darn outfits.

It never does.

"New car" is on the wheel

just to keep them excited about the game.

The chances of it landing on it are one in a million.

New car!!

Yay!

Yeah, we did it!

I'd give you a thumbs up, too, if I had thumbs.

* A car is in my future and it's new **

*

* What you see

* Is not what you get

* Livin' our lives with a secret *

* We fit right in

* Bet you never guessed

* 'Cause we're livin' our lives *

* Just like all the rest

* A picture perfect family *

* Is what we try to be

* Look closer, you might see *

* The crazy things we do

* This isn't make believe *

* It's our reality

* Just your average family

* Trying to be normal and stay out of trouble *

* Livin' a double life *

- Rigging that wheel was one of our best ideas ever, Colosso.

Freakin' out Mom and Dad is just icing on the cake.

- Yeah, look at 'em, they're all like...

"Hank, you said this couldn't happen!"

"I just don't know what went wrong!"

Check out Dad's face

when the wheel landed on "new car."

- Oh, hey, you still have the selfie we took

when you turned me back into a human.

- Of course. We make a great team.

And when we win game night, that car will be ours.

*

Ugh...

*

- Cruisin' in that car with you and Allison's gonna be epic.

That'll be...

fun.

*

Ahhh! Bye!

Ha!

- What are you up to this time, Max?

First you convince me to partner with a four-year-old

and then the wheel lands on "new car"?

This whole thing smells fishy.

- Oh, uh, that's me. I'm covered in fish oil.

My fur has never been silkier.

- I didn't do anything to the wheel.

If you don't believe me,

go down to my lair and check for evidence.

- You know, it doesn't matter.

Chloe and I are gonna win that car

and go on the best road trip ever.

Next stop, the library. * Oh oh

Best road trip ever.

My fantasy is right.

I should get Chloe to the library

for a quick study sesh.

- Are you fantasizing about studying?

- Are you about to get hit with popcorn?

- How cool would it be if we had our own new car?

- To the amusement park, driver.

- And don't forget the bubbles, Coco.

*

Cool!

- We've gotta find a way to win this game.

I have an idea.

You figure out what to do while I eat Dad's couch chips.

Hey, Max has a device

to make himself smarter for his exam.

We can use it to make us smarter for game night.

I told you my idea would work.

- Well, the wheel looks perfectly clean.

- Yeah, I guess Max didn't rig it.

- We're not buying anyone a car,

so I guess there's only one thing to do.

Win game night.

- We're gonna be the smartest people in the house, Billy.

After I go, you'll go. Hit it.

Totally.

Hey, you stole my bow!

Ow!

You can't do that!

Ow!

I'll show you. - You heard her. Cut it out!

Ow!

Ow!

No way.

Ow! Ow!

- Max, come get some pizza before we start playing.

Okay.

Don't eat with the enemy. - Right.

Let's do a little warm-up

before we embarrass those losers.

- I don't think we need it, but, okay.

Guess this clue. Yeah. Okay. Uh-huh.

Got a little bit of this thing goin'.

Curl that back around.

It's a phrase.

Man, we're gonna lose.

- Your stupid girlfriend's here for her book.

She's not my girlfriend.

- You're twirling in a cologne cloud?

Who are you?

Ugh.

- Hey, you. - Hey.

Thanks. How's game night going?

- Oh, good. About to play "Who Arted?"

Oh, I love that game!

At summer camp, we played "Who Arted?" all the time.

I would cut loose and rip out a win every week.

How would you like to be my partner for game night?

Yeah.

- Guess someone's finally ready for me to meet his family.

- Well, you gotta meet 'em to beat 'em.

What do you say?

- Yeah. Just give me a second to call my mom.

- All right. See ya in there, partner.

- Hi, Mom, I'm gonna hang out at Max's.

He finally wants me to meet his family.

I told you I was his girlfriend.

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hey, what are you doing?

- Sorry, Colosso, I've got a partner who can draw

and doesn't smell like fish.

You'll regret this!

It's game time!

- Hey, what'd you do to Colosso?

- Mind your own business. Got a new partner.

Ohhhh...this must be--

- Ignore her. She's trying to psyche us out.

He can't just switch partners at the last minute.

Can't you see he's up to something?

- One less supervillain playing for a car.

We'll allow it.

- Bedtime story! - Yes!