My Cousin Vinny

Here's some for 37 cents.

Here's some for 32.

31.

I think that's it.

Don't they have any generics?

This is their generic.

I never heard of that brand.

Get this one.

You're paying for advertising.

Tuna. We should get tuna.

Please, no more tuna, OK?

It's got protein. We need protein.

Beans have protein.

Beans make you fart.

We got a convertible.

I'm getting it for myself.

One burrito and one large slush.

$21 .67.

Can you fill this up?

21 .67.

This next one's a WSTT special request.

It goes out to Ernestine...

Jesus.

I forgot to pay for this.

You could have gotten caught.

What if somebody saw?

The laws are medieval down here.

Know what the minimum age

for execution is in Alabama?

What, 16?

10!

A cop's behind us.

A cop?

There's no problem.

There might be.

There's no problem until there's a problem.

Just relax, please.

Is he still there?

Yeah.

Goddamn it!

Calm down.

A cop's behind us, that's all.

There's nothing's wrong.

Uh-oh.

What?

His lights are on.

Fuck!

Fuck. Goddamn it!

What do we do?

It's probably nothing, OK?

It might be a taillight.

We don't have money for bail.

We don't need bail. Nothing's happened.

We're getting pulled over!

You stole something! You're finished.

Shut up, all right?

All right, here he comes.

Show me your hands!

Jesus.

Show me your hands! Get 'em up!

Get 'em up! Up!

Now put your hands on your head

and get out of the car!

Out of the car!

Go!

Yeah, yeah, I'm sure--

It's number 3 and 5

Ridiculous! All this over a can of tuna.

Keep quiet!

All right, bye.

I think we may get a confession.

I just heard that someone shot Jimmy Willis.

He's dead.

Oh, my God!

Who would do such a thing?

Hello, Bill. I'm Sheriff Farley.

Hi.

Do you know why you're here?

Yeah. Sorry. It was a stupid thing to do.

Have you been made aware of your rights?

Yes.

You're willing to waive that right?

Yes. I'll cooperate fully.

I'll sign a statement

or whatever makes this easier.

Good.

Good!

That's--That's good.

Stan had nothing to do with it.

Did he help you plan it?

No.

I mean, it wasn't planned out.

It just, like, you know, it just happened.

Did Stan try to stop you?

No.

I mean, he was...

Why? Is that a big deal?

Aidin' and abettin'.

Aiding and abetting?

That's a major thing?

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

An accessory?

Are you guys kidding? An accessory?

I didn't help. I didn't plan it.

You didn't try to stop it.

I didn't know it was happening.

I found out later, in the car.

Why didn't you get out...

call the police then?

He's my friend.

Well...

your friend has put you in a lot of trouble.

What's going to happen to Bill?

Nothing...

unless he's convicted.

Of course, if he is...

we're going to run enough electricity through him

to light up Birmingham.

We were friends at NYU.

We both applied and got scholarships to UCLA.

We figured the weather and the scenery

would be nicer in the South.

What about the tuna fish?

Then I forgot about the tuna, and then we left.

Did he catch you with the tuna fish?

Is that how it started?

He didn't say anything.

But he knew about it?

I don't know.

Let's talk about that for a moment.

You paid for the groceries.

And then what?

We went out to the car, and that's it.

When did you shoot him?

What?

When did you shoot the clerk?

I shot the clerk?

Yes. When?

I shot the clerk?

Hey, Dean, we need you out here.

I'm in the middle of a damn confession here!

Whoa!

Wait a minute!

What's the matter?

You know what this is all about?

Yeah. They're fucking with us.

You don't believe them?

They don't execute for shoplifting.

You think we're being booked for shoplifting?

You're being booked for shoplifting.

I'm being booked for accessory to shoplifting.

No. Stan, I'm being booked for murder,

and you're being booked for accessory to murder.

It's time to make your phone calls.

Goddamn it!